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{98}{156}{Y:i}This hero you speak of...
{157}{203}he doesn't happen to have a name, does he?
{204}{262}No. The Athosian who spoke to me of his deeds
{265}{348}simply referred to him as a great hero of the town.
{349}{437}A warrior who possesses|almost superhuman-like powers.
{438}{487}Well, we've sent teams to this planet before.
{488}{533}They're good traders and kind people.
{534}{608}I don't recall there being many superheroes.
{609}{645}Sounds like one of my people.
{646}{693}Well, whoever it is...
{698}{760}it'd be nice to have someone|like that on our side.
{761}{854}Provided the rumour's true. Sounds to me like|someone's imagination's running a little wild.
{855}{941}As I said, my fellow Athosian|who spoke to me of this hero
{942}{1017}saw him in action against several armed men.
{1018}{1052}I do that all the time.
{1056}{1080}Where's McKay?
{1081}{1115}{Y:i}I'm here, I'm here.
{1116}{1177}I just had to get my autograph book in case
{1178}{1239}Teyla's superhero turned out to be the real deal.
{1247}{1283}Well, at the very least,
{1284}{1351}see if you can establish|trade relations with the townspeople.
{1352}{1378}We will.
{1400}{1440}Dial the Gate.
{1611}{1671}{Y:i}My childhood hero was Evel Knievel.
{1672}{1708}{Y:i}Was he not evil?
{1709}{1780}No, that was just his name.|He was a daredevil...
{1796}{1897}which isn't a kind of a devil,|he just jumped motorcycles over things.
{1898}{1929}Why?
{1939}{1977}Just because.
{1980}{2017}Didn't always make it, either.
{2023}{2091}And you greatly admired this behaviour?
{2102}{2139}No, I just...
{2158}{2260}Look, at least my hero is human.|McKay's is Batman!
{2268}{2321}Misunderstood and un-appreciated by many,
{2322}{2402}his most formidable weapon|was the power of his brilliant mind.
{2403}{2435}Not just a hero...
{2437}{2477}a superhero.
{2500}{2555}Dougie Angus Wood, the Highland Giant.
{2564}{2624}Not only a hero but a legend in Scotland.
{2625}{2698}The Marke Hartoren...|my first unit commander.
{2703}{2765}He once fought and killed twelve enemy soldiers,
{2766}{2826}gutting them with his bare hands.
{2835}{2867}He was also a funny guy, too!
{2868}{2948}Yes, I can imagine the jokes|and the entrail slime.
{2985}{3017}Good day, travellers.
{3018}{3053}Good day to you.
{3061}{3108}This is your first visit to our village?
{3114}{3200}Several of my people have said|that you are good and fair traders.
{3201}{3229}We are.
{3238}{3326}My fellow Athosians also speak of|a great hero who protects this town.
{3327}{3419}Rumour has it he's a warrior with some|impressive kills to his credit, including the Wraith.
{3421}{3449}This is true.
{3456}{3528}Then... there's a good chance|he is one of my people.
{3534}{3577}Can you take us to him?
{3603}{3631}Of course.
{3633}{3671}This way.
{3892}{3924}{Y:i}Here he is...
{3927}{3971}the mightiest of heroes.
{3972}{4019}Our champion protector...
{4047}{4104}{Y:i}Lucius Luvin.
{4110}{4138}Well!
{4143}{4208}Will you look who it is?!
{4210}{4266}You've got to be kidding me!
{4523}{4600}Season 3, Episode 13|Irresponsible
{4610}{4680}Transcript by Callie Sullivan
{4685}{4755}Subtitles by SG-66|www.seriestele.net
{5791}{5830}{Y:i}As I lay there,
{5839}{5908}{Y:i}the Eratus bug's tendrils just...
{5914}{5976}{Y:i}grasping my throat, choking me,
{5991}{6109}{Y:i}I could feel my very life essence ebb and wane.
{6117}{6247}With every passing second,|I could feel myself drawing closer to death.
{6254}{6317}Now, had I been the only one in that building...
{6326}{6374}the only one in that burning building,
{6375}{6440}I would have surrendered...
{6453}{6513}and allowed sleep to overtake me.
{6529}{6626}But there were women and children|there with me whose very survival
{6627}{6722}lay in my hands,|and I'm not about to let them down.
{6750}{6828}So I reached deep down within me|and I summoned...
{6829}{6889}whatever strength I had
{6892}{6979}and I grabbed that bug and I ripped him away,
{6980}{7037}and through sheer force of will
{7038}{7120}I began to choke him and stran...
{7191}{7258}- Thought you said that wasn't gonna hurt!|- I lied.
{7317}{7434}And I... I sprang up and I led them all to safety.
{7468}{7582}{Y:i}Thank you, thank you very much! Thank you!|I appreciate it. Thanks very much.
{7659}{7693}How?
{7709}{7737}What?
{7740}{7793}How'd you lead the people to safety?
{7794}{7851}You said the way out was blocked.
{7882}{7913}Oh, you were listening.
{7914}{7945}That's good,
{7946}{7993}that's good, because it was.
{7994}{8047}It was blocked, until...
{8062}{8148}I cleared a path|through the burning wreckage...
{8151}{8168}and...
{8170}{8224}ignoring the searing heat
{8225}{8336}and the flames|that were just swirling and swirling...
{8337}{8377}- But how did you...?|- OK.
{8378}{8430}That's enough reminiscing for today.
{8431}{8529}Believe me, there's plenty more where|that story came from, so when we gather tomorrow,
{8530}{8633}I'll tell you about how I was almost seduced|by a beautiful Ancient!
{8634}{8668}{Y:i}Sounds entertaining.
{8669}{8740}Yeah, you'd think so,|but between you and me, not so much.
{8746}{8840}You know, your stories are|awfully fascinating, and familiar.
{8850}{8885}Alright.
{8894}{8952}I admit, I took some inspiration from
{8953}{9047}some of the mission reports|that I perused while I was on Atlantis,
{9057}{9158}but I spiced `em:|a little story here, bit of a story there...
{9159}{9200}Alright, I'm done here.
{9201}{9284}Well, you're not gonna find any trace of|that special herb in my system.
{9294}{9345}I learned my lesson the last time,
{9346}{9376}thanks to all of you.
{9377}{9445}You mean these people are not drugged,|they simply...
{9455}{9522}adore you for who you are.
{9545}{9570}Yeah.
{9582}{9617}Innit great?
{9652}{9687}You don't believe me.
{9688}{9770}Well, Lucius, I have a lab set up,|so I think I'll just run the tests anyway.
{9771}{9807}You're wasting your time.
{9808}{9849}In all modesty,
{9850}{9913}these people love me, pure and true.
{9914}{9992}Lucius, you can't say anything modestly.
{9993}{10048}I saved them.
{10072}{10174}A couple of months ago this bunch of ruffians|come into town, start causing trouble.
{10179}{10290}I beat `em up, I chase `em away,|and all of a sudden, I'm the town hero.
{10294}{10385}{Y:i}They give me gifts;|the women are throwing themselves at me...
{10389}{10476}It's like the old days, except better,|because now they're not drugged.
{10477}{10505}Hang on, hang on.
{10508}{10578}- So you beat them up?|{y:i}- Yes! Me!
{10590}{10641}- I did!|- How'd you manage that?
{10642}{10677}{Y:i}It's not so hard...
{10681}{10723}when you're invincible.
{10748}{10784}I'm invincible.
{10807}{10839}Right.
{10842}{10871}Alright.
{10885}{10953}Looks like this is gonna take some convincing.
{10979}{11026}Let me see.
{11173}{11221}Time for a demonstration.
{11263}{11301}{Y:i}What is he...?
{11372}{11405}Let it go.
{11416}{11456}{Y:i}Trust me. Trust me.
{11642}{11681}Oh, my God!
{11787}{11812}Hit me.
{11813}{11844}- Don't!|- C'mon. Hit me.
{11845}{11910}I wouldn't!|I'm telling you... don't.
{12012}{12042}{Y:i}See?
{12054}{12085}Invincible.
{12107}{12150}I can't be vinced.
{12279}{12315}{Y:i}As it turns out,
{12319}{12369}{Y:i}I had this personal shield all along.
{12373}{12446}It was a gift from one of my many|admirers back at the old village...
{12447}{12527}you know, before I was forced to pack up and leave,|thank you very much.
{12528}{12595}Anyway, I didn't know what it was|until I went to Atlantis.
{12596}{12691}Peruse some of the mission reports about|the Ancient device that you guys discovered.
{12692}{12756}You did an awful lot of perusing,|while you were on the base.
{12763}{12793}I peruse.
{12796}{12825}It's a gift.
{12872}{12906}Hey, sweetheart.
{12912}{12963}- What'd you say you come by my place tonight...?|- No thanks.
{12964}{13003}Wait, wait, wait, wait.
{13026}{13064}I'm the town hero!
{13066}{13103}That was ages ago.
{13147}{13183}Let me tell you something.
{13193}{13239}You're only as good as your last rescue.
{13240}{13345}Hey Lucius, how is it that you're able to operate|the Ancient technology without the ATA gene?
{13346}{13381}Oh, that was easy.
{13382}{13430}All I had to do was find a guy with the gene,
{13431}{13463}have him initiate the device.
{13464}{13505}I mean, it took a long time but,
{13506}{13571}you know, once it was done,|I could activate this thing any time I wanted.
{13572}{13595}Fascinating.
{13596}{13658}You do know those things run out of|juice eventually, don't you?
{13659}{13682}Come on...
{13689}{13751}these Ancient things last forever.
{13763}{13790}Look...
{13799}{13829}lunch is on me.
{13831}{13884}{Y:i}I'm gonna go take a walk.
{13890}{13931}If I don't see you before you leave,
{13932}{13991}well, then, I'll just... well,|I'll talk to you later.
{13992}{14051}We're not going anywhere 'til|we get those test results.
{14052}{14085}Whatever you want.
{14115}{14144}People to save.
{14309}{14378}Well, what do you think?
{14379}{14434}Perhaps he's learned a lesson.
{14436}{14487}He's Lucius! You kidding me?
{14488}{14549}{Y:i}Well, he's made a lot of mistakes|in the past, but...
{14550}{14583}who hasn't?
{14598}{14629}Why are you looking at me?
{14630}{14720}Look, at least he's trying to do something good|in order to get people to like him this time.
{14721}{14769}Well, I've completed my tests.
{14777}{14827}Looks like Lucius is telling the truth.
{14828}{14893}No traces of the drug in his system.|He's clean.
{14900}{14931}That's our cue to leave.
{14932}{14957}{Y:i}Woah, wait.
{14958}{15042}Am I the only person here who thinks|he is taking advantage of these poor people?
{15043}{15094}Rodney, you just want another crack at that shield.
{15095}{15170}You're damned right I do!|Look, it could come in extremely handy.
{15173}{15223}It's practically wasting it!
{15331}{15370}Where's Lucius?
{15375}{15412}He went out for a stroll.
{15415}{15458}He should be returning shortly.
{15467}{15511}Well, whenever he gets back,
{15513}{15556}tell him we said goodbye.
{15600}{15631}{Y:i}Alright.
{15643}{15680}I think we're makin' a mistake.
{15681}{15734}Well, we'll have the Athosians keep an eye on everyone.
{15735}{15795}If anything gets out of control, we'll come back.
{16202}{16266}Drop your weapons or die where you stand.
{16415}{16466}I said drop your weapons.
{16467}{16536}We're not lookin' for a fight.|We're just passing through town.
{16560}{16626}I've got two on my right and one straight dead ahead.
{16627}{16693}Two at twelve o'clock and one behind the fruit stand.
{16695}{16764}If we act now, we risk injuring innocent villagers.
{16765}{16806}And us! We risk injuring us!
{16807}{16863}I can take my three out before they get a shot off.
{16864}{16920}There may be others hidden where we cannot see.
{16932}{16969}It's your call.
{17042}{17079}{Y:i}Here's the thing.
{17107}{17206}If we all start shooting at each other,|somebody's bound to get hurt.
{17208}{17271}I can pretty much guarantee you'll be one of `em.
{17272}{17331}Are you this hero we've heard rumours of?
{17368}{17394}No.
{17443}{17474}Come here.
{17484}{17509}Come.
{17577}{17617}Then lower your weapons.
{17873}{17898}OK.
{17902}{17925}Sheppard?
{17926}{17962}Trust me on this one.
{18214}{18259}{Y:i}So where is this hero...
{18305}{18383}One who'd surely stop us|from emptying the town's coffers,
{18391}{18440}helping ourselves to its women,
{18444}{18501}{Y:i}burning it to the ground once we're done?
{18604}{18634}So tell me...
{18652}{18687}Where is he?!
{18696}{18786}Where is this great hero who'd keep us|from destroying everything you hold dear?
{18787}{18823}{Y:i}He's right here!
{19051}{19087}For I...
{19094}{19150}am the man you seek.
{19152}{19184}Kill him!
{19763}{19794}Get out!
{19798}{19834}And don't come back!
{19850}{19920}For so long as I protect these people,
{19948}{19996}this town shall be safe.
{20384}{20458}{Y:i}So I finish off the last Wraith guard
{20459}{20523}{Y:i}and I turn around and I look|at the Queen and I say, "You know...
{20524}{20562}{Y:i}if you were twenty pounds heavier,
{20563}{20617}you'd look like my ex-wife. "
{20659}{20736}I said that cause she was so fat!
{20741}{20809}Hey, Colonel Sheppard!|Hey, come in! Sit down, sit down.
{20810}{20852}Make way... let 'em have a seat.
{20853}{20898}No, no, we have to go.
{20901}{20985}You sure? Because they're making some kind|of a schnitzel in my honour tonight.
{20987}{21027}No, we've gotta get back.
{21053}{21117}Well, I guess the only thing left|to do is for you to thank me.
{21118}{21152}What for?
{21161}{21211}For saving your lives.
{21248}{21274}Thank you.
{21275}{21304}Please...
{21305}{21361}- it was nothing.|- Yeah, it was nothing.
{21362}{21415}What are you talking about, it was nothing?
{21429}{21500}These people had you on your knees.
{21507}{21568}Yes, they did.
{21569}{21595}{Y:i}Well?
{21615}{21647}You're welcome.
{21671}{21728}Be careful on the way back to the Gate,
{21730}{21816}{Y:i}because there's talk of some angry raiders in the area!
{21831}{21883}No, no, no, no. Let's go.
{21966}{21998}{Y:i}You know what?
{22004}{22069}I think I'm gonna go out for a walk,|take a look around.
{22075}{22178}Make sure those ruffians are gone for good, alright?|Don't you worry.
{22214}{22255}I'll be back.
{23231}{23278}Nice job, everybody!
{23285}{23322}Very convincing.
{23323}{23365}{Y:i}A little too convincing.
{23372}{23447}You took out three of Lanko's teeth|and broke Fortnum's wrist.
{23448}{23495}Hey, I had to make it look good.
{23513}{23592}Anyway, here's a little something|that may make it worthwhile.
{23725}{23776}This isn't the amount we agreed on.
{23786}{23853}Yeah, well, to tell you the truth,
{23854}{23919}you guys didn't really seem to have your hearts in it.
{23920}{23963}We had a deal.
{23973}{24009}Maybe next time...
{24012}{24055}you'll make more of an effort.
{24059}{24114}How dare you speak down to us?
{24140}{24206}We were elite soldiers in the Genii army.
{24207}{24243}Cowen's personal guard.
{24244}{24282}Yeah, you were.
{24285}{24327}Now you're mercenaries.
{24328}{24392}C'mon, as far as jobs for hire go,
{24393}{24435}this wasn't so bad.
{24436}{24540}You come in, you scare a few people,|you take a few punches, then you leave.
{24541}{24574}You get paid,
{24575}{24619}nobody gets hurt
{24620}{24649}well,
{24655}{24696}except for Lanko,
{24719}{24802}and of course Fortnum with his gimpy wrist.
{24811}{24856}Sorry about that, buddy.
{24875}{24961}We may have been forced from our homes|when Ladon Radim took power.
{24988}{25024}We're still Genii,
{25041}{25125}and one of these days we'll march into the capital|and retake what was ours.
{25126}{25160}Yeah, well...
{25163}{25202}good luck with that.
{25810}{25898}{Y:i}Please, come on! There you go, yeah! Anybody else?
{25902}{25952}{Y:i}Anybody else wanna take a crack at me...?
{25953}{25976}Hey!
{25980}{26043}Hey, what are you doing back here?|I thought you left town?
{26044}{26182}Well, we were leaving when we ran into this gentleman|who has a very interesting story to tell.
{26183}{26221}Speaking of stories,
{26222}{26318}did I ever tell you the story about the time|that I was on this planet made entirely of lava...
{26319}{26373}There's no point in pretending, Lucius.
{26374}{26415}You lied to these people.
{26416}{26462}{Y:i}This man's not a hero.
{26463}{26551}He paid those men to show up and then|made it look like he came to your rescue.
{26552}{26580}It's true.
{26581}{26661}It was all a set-up to make him|look like he saved the town.
{26662}{26693}Deceiver!
{26719}{26819}- Well, you do have every right to be upset with him.|{y:i}- Not him
{26833}{26859}You.
{26867}{26894}Me?
{26895}{27055}Unable to accept the shame of surrendering to|those raiders, he chooses to besmirch our Lucius.
{27056}{27123}The whole thing was an act!|The guns weren't even loaded!
{27124}{27200}If it were not for Lucius,|you and your friends would all be dead.
{27201}{27262}No, no! He tricked you!|You don't know him like we do.
{27263}{27304}We're the good guys.
{27643}{27731}{Y:i}Listen, I wanna apologise|for the whole angry mob thing.
{27732}{27840}- I suppose we should be grateful.|- Yes, well, he did stop them from swarming us.
{27841}{27904}Just consider it my way of saying all is forgiven.
{27905}{27960}- Alright, I'm putting a stop to this.|{y:i}- Oh, c'mon!
{27961}{27996}They just got started!
{27997}{28057}I'm not talkin' about the foot massage...
{28076}{28099}Actually,
{28100}{28175}- I am talkin' about the foot massage!|- Alright, alright. Girls...
{28176}{28215}come back later, alright?
{28244}{28274}{Y:i}This
{28282}{28350}- little scam of yours...|- Scam?
{28355}{28433}- What scam?|- You are taking advantage of these people.
{28436}{28469}I know it looks that way,
{28470}{28569}but I was being honest about that bunch of thugs|that attacked this village a couple of months ago.
{28574}{28625}{Y:i}You know, this is a nice town, nice people,
{28626}{28719}and they needed somebody to save `em, so I did.|I was a hero!
{28720}{28779}{y:i}- Now, today's incident.|- You mean performance.
{28780}{28845}It was just my way of reminding them of that fact,
{28846}{28928}but I insisted the guns not be loaded|so nobody would get hurt.
{28929}{29001}- That was nice of you.|- Yeah, then you had to go and figure it all out.
{29002}{29032}{Y:i}You're goin' out there right now...
{29033}{29086}and you're gonna come clean with these people.
{29087}{29113}Or else...
{29114}{29148}Or else what?
{29174}{29209}No, you can't threaten me.
{29210}{29278}On account of my shield.|And they're not gonna believe you.
{29283}{29349}Hey, you're trying to figure out|a way to hurt me, aren't you?
{29354}{29383}Yep.
{29384}{29454}Yeah. Well, you keep thinkin', big boy, because...
{29529}{29582}It's not me this time, I swear.
{29890}{29933}Kolya!
{30428}{30537}- The soldiers are Genii. They're part of a...|- Oh, I know all about Kolya and the Genii.
{30538}{30649}- When I was on Atlantis, I perused...|- mission reports, right, right.
{30650}{30718}- This is very bad.|- No, no, this is great.
{30719}{30810}This'll be a great opportunity for me to solidify|my place in the community.
{30811}{30890}- They're gonna give me a parade after this one!|{y:i}- Hey, hang on!
{30894}{30950}You're not takin' on Kolya and his men!
{30951}{31000}Why not? They can't hurt me.|I've got the personal shield.
{31001}{31078}And if they burn the town|down around you out of spite?
{31084}{31159}- Well, that'd be petty of `em.|- Yeah, well, they're like that.
{31160}{31224}Obviously somebody tipped them off that we're here.
{31225}{31254}So go ahead...
{31255}{31285}shoot him.
{31301}{31338}That's a good idea.
{31339}{31389}{y:i}- Colonel, you can't.|- This is Kolya.
{31390}{31422}The shooting will not stop them.
{31423}{31483}She's right. We'll have to kill `em all.
{31484}{31521}I'm alright with that, by the way.
{31522}{31568}- Good! Let's do it.|- John.
{31569}{31602}- What?|- You can't.
{31603}{31645}Oh, I'm pretty sure I can. In fact...
{31646}{31741}If we engage in open fire with them, then many|of these townspeople will certainly be killed.
{31742}{31809}They do not deserve to die because of us.
{31810}{31868}If they search the town and cannot find us,
{31869}{31929}then they will simply move on.
{31930}{32019}Nobody gets hurt. That's my vote,|and my heartfelt recommendation.
{32024}{32050}You wanna hide.
{32051}{32103}Well, we could call it strategic concealment.
{32104}{32141}I got just the place.
{32142}{32184}{Y:i}Well, I'm sure you do!
{32226}{32251}Here.
{32396}{32428}{Y:i}See, I like to entertain
{32429}{32470}and on occasion
{32472}{32557}a husband'll get angry, come lookin' for his wife,|so to avoid an awkward scenario...
{32558}{32594}OK, we get it.
{32782}{32844}I'll let you know when the bad guys clear out.
{32890}{32934}Don't screw around, Lucius,
{32935}{32978}alright? Tell `em we've moved on.
{32979}{33062}Once they get out of town and they're out|in the open, we'll deal with it ourselves.
{33063}{33112}This is no time to be a hero, you understand?
{33113}{33164}- Perfectly.|- I'm serious.
{33176}{33209}I can see that!
{33216}{33246}No heroics.
{33769}{33809}{Y:i}Alright, that's enough.
{33859}{33899}Take your men and get out.
{33916}{33962}This town is under my protection.
{33963}{33993}Is it?
{34014}{34039}It is.
{34049}{34094}{Y:i}So you've got two choices:
{34107}{34164}you can either leave, or I'll make you leave.
{34329}{34364}Interesting.
{34384}{34433}Is that the best you can do?
{34434}{34469}{Y:i}As a matter of fact,
{34488}{34530}no, it isn't.
{34669}{34713}I admit, I've got a shield...
{34732}{34769}but I've got to breathe.
{34777}{34816}I should have thought of that.
{34825}{34889}Not so invincible now, are we, hero?
{34918}{34949}You led them here?
{34951}{35002}They've been looking for this Sheppard a long time.
{35003}{35030}We had a deal!
{35031}{35076}{Y:i}I saw an opportunity and I took it.
{35077}{35120}No different to what you did with these villagers.
{35121}{35159}But I haven't hurt anybody.
{35160}{35204}Alright, that guy Lanko,
{35206}{35250}and the one with the gimpy wrist...
{35251}{35321}Look, I don't wanna hurt you or anyone in this town.
{35322}{35364}All I want is Sheppard and his team.
{35365}{35419}But I told you, you missed `em.
{35436}{35479}Look, maybe if you hurry,
{35486}{35577}- you can get `em before they get to the Gate.|- My men are already guarding the Gate.
{35596}{35629}{Y:i}I'll ask you once more,
{35630}{35655}where are they?
{35669}{35704}I don't know.
{35739}{35769}I don't!
{35804}{35889}Well, then, we'll have to do|a thorough job of searching the area,
{35909}{35954}{Y:i}which could take hours.
{35984}{36034}How long can you hold your breath?
{36834}{36899}Well, that didn't take too long.
{36904}{37029}Alright, let's get out of this town, set up|a decent ambush without all these people around.
{37251}{37289}They weren't there.
{37304}{37334}Really?
{37383}{37424}That's weird.
{37432}{37479}I wonder where they could have gone?
{37494}{37564}That personal shield of yours is very interesting.
{37568}{37589}Yeah.
{37607}{37714}If we were to bury you alive,|it would protect you from the weight of the soil,
{37715}{37763}but you would still suffocate.
{37764}{37817}{Y:i}A fascinating way to die, don't you think?
{37818}{37879}Gotta tell you, it's not that fascinating to me.
{37889}{37929}It is to me.
{37984}{38074}Wait, wait. You can't kill me.|Look, I'm the perfect bait.
{38075}{38158}If Sheppard finds out that I'm in trouble,|he's gonna come rescue me.
{38159}{38199}We're really close.
{38203}{38254}- You and Sheppard?|- Yeah.
{38267}{38304}I don't think so.
{38307}{38434}Then Weir, or Rodney, or Carson.|We're like the best of friends.
{38435}{38477}And how is it you know them so well?
{38478}{38524}{Y:i}I spent some time in Atlantis.
{38525}{38575}It's the nicest place I've ever been,
{38576}{38615}best time I ever had.
{38616}{38685}It's like, I remember like I was there this morning.
{38686}{38719}Tell me more.
{38778}{38887}{Y:i}So I finish off the last Wraith guard|and I turn to the Queen and I say,
{38888}{38913}{Y:i}I say,
{38914}{38964}"If you were twenty pounds heavier,
{38965}{39024}you'd look like my ex-wife!"
{39097}{39204}Course, my ex-wife was a knock-out but,|you know, where's the funny in that!
{39261}{39299}You know, that personal shield's amazing.
{39300}{39332}- You mind if I try it?|- Yeah,
{39333}{39389}- go ahead, go ahead.|- I'll give it right back.
{39422}{39449}Got ya!
{39450}{39503}What, you think I'd let you have this?
{39504}{39548}You'd kill me right on the spot!
{39549}{39594}Yeah, I'd slit your throat from ear to ear.
{39674}{39769}Good times! Good times!
{39776}{39891}As much as I love hearing about your|former wives, Lucius, I'd rather hear more|about what you know of Atlantis.
{39892}{39929}I told you everything already.
{39930}{39960}{Y:i}In that case,
{39965}{40015}it's getting late and I could use some rest...
{40016}{40061}before the funeral.
{40079}{40109}Funeral?
{40110}{40139}Oh, no.
{40140}{40209}Oh, no, no, don't bury me alive,|please, I don't deserve that.
{40210}{40249}You know what? Nobody deserves that!
{40250}{40302}I deserve banishment! That's what I de...
{40303}{40329}{Y:i}Lucius?
{40344}{40369}What are you doing here?
{40370}{40439}Kolya's got all the exits out of town covered
{40440}{40499}and rumour has it they were gonna bury you alive.
{40500}{40541}I can't believe it! You came to save me?
{40542}{40577}Yeah, well neither can I.
{40578}{40603}Let's go.
{40604}{40664}I can't, I can't. I'm tied into the chair.
{40782}{40814}Oh, no!
{40818}{40855}Good luck with that shield!
{40856}{40910}Hey, what?|C'mon, untie me.
{41937}{41968}What, are you crazy?!
{41983}{42008}You could have killed me!
{42010}{42078}That shield of yours impresses me more and more.
{42103}{42151}{Y:i}You did your part, Lucius.
{42164}{42213}You get to live another day.
{42346}{42372}Sheppard?
{42375}{42410}He got away.
{42553}{42592}That's unfortunate.
{42743}{42797}Thanks for sparing me, Sir.
{42798}{42850}Don't disappoint me again.
{42943}{42979}Secure the prisoners.
{42980}{43039}{Y:i}Perhaps they'll be more effective bait.
{43099}{43139}Get this fixed.
{43999}{44039}Do you think he got away?
{44047}{44100}If they'd captured the Colonel,|wouldn't he be here with us?
{44101}{44155}He'll be back in a Jumper in no time.
{44285}{44327}Your friend escaped the village.
{44341}{44369}They're still looking for him.
{44370}{44426}If they haven't found him yet, chances|are he managed to slip the perimeter.
{44427}{44449}Yes.
{44452}{44536}He and Lucius are no doubt|plotting our rescue as we speak.
{44537}{44565}Lucius?
{44571}{44613}He would not abandon us.
{44614}{44687}Oh, sure he wouldn't, just like he wouldn't|sell us out while we were trying to rescue him.
{44688}{44720}He would never do that.
{44721}{44782}OK, you know what? Just stop it, alright?
{44783}{44834}Lucius is not a superhero.
{44844}{44892}Batman... that's a superhero.
{44900}{44927}I don't understand.
{44928}{44996}Your people cannot place their future in Lucius' hands.
{44997}{45089}The time has come for you to save yourselves.
{45116}{45193}We have no hope of defeating these soldiers.
{45194}{45232}You will with our help.
{45242}{45288}Then why did you not do so before?
{45289}{45339}We were concerned for the safety of the village.
{45340}{45370}Now we don't care.
{45371}{45412}OK, just pretend he didn't say that,
{45413}{45460}and then just let us out of here.
{45527}{45550}No.
{45551}{45587}It's too dangerous.
{45588}{45626}Best to wait for Lucius to return,
{45627}{45663}then he'll save us all.
{45664}{45741}No, wait! Lucius isn't a hero!
{46077}{46108}{Y:i}Don't. Don't.
{46109}{46126}Don't.
{46127}{46153}I swear I didn't know about the bomb.
{46154}{46182}I don't know what those guys|were doing under the table.
{46183}{46217}How the hell did you get out here?
{46218}{46269}Everybody's looking for you.|I just walked out unnoticed.
{46270}{46300}Isn't that something?
{46303}{46356}- So what are we gonna do?|- What are we gonna do?!
{46357}{46398}Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
{46399}{46479}I'm gonna get by Kolya's men so I can get|to the Gate and call for reinforcements.
{46480}{46511}Reinforcements?
{46512}{46549}What d'you say we just get off this planet?
{46550}{46588}My team is back there!
{46589}{46639}Yeah, so is the guy who wants to bury me alive.
{46640}{46687}Oh, you're done playing hero now, are you?
{46688}{46756}Fine... you can leave as soon as|we get to the Gate. Just keep up.
{46758}{46787}- You're angry, aren't you?|- Shut up.
{46788}{46833}See... that's anger.
{47043}{47095}Rodney, you're not tryin' to dig|your way out of here, are you?
{47096}{47162}See if you can find another spoon.|With someone helping, this would go twice as fast.
{47163}{47199}Someone's coming.
{47310}{47351}I have to give Colonel Sheppard credit.
{47352}{47412}No opponent's ever caused me this much trouble.
{47434}{47489}Unfortunately, I'm going to have to kill him.
{47490}{47529}That's funny... he says the same thing about you.
{47530}{47557}{Y:i}Really?
{47569}{47595}I'm flattered.
{47596}{47647}But you can't kill him if you can't catch him.
{47651}{47696}I will, eventually.
{47697}{47727}{Y:i}And what about us...?
{47728}{47817}How do we fit into your...|evil plans for galactic domination?
{47818}{47874}You'll be allowed to stay alive for the time being
{47875}{47951}unless you were stupid enough|to eat the meal you were served.
{48002}{48041}I'm just kidding.
{48051}{48084}Oh, thank God.
{48085}{48174}In fact, I intend to send you back to|Atlantis in exchange for a few things.
{48175}{48231}There's no way Doctor Weir would cut a deal with you,
{48232}{48293}even if our lives were in danger. You know that.
{48314}{48397}In the past I may have been a little|too ambitious with my demands.
{48398}{48489}{Y:i}This time, however, I have no intention of|backing Doctor Weir into a corner.
{48490}{48525}After all,
{48532}{48666}what's a small number of your P90s, a few grenades|and some ammunition in exchange for your lives?
{48667}{48704}{Y:i}And, who knows?
{48707}{48755}{Y:i}If we're successful in toppling Ladon
{48756}{48823}and I assume rightful leadership of the Genii,
{48833}{48909}- we could end up allies.|- That's not gonna happen, Kolya.
{48910}{48975}While we're standing here having this little chat,
{48980}{49080}there's no doubt Colonel Sheppard has reached|the Stargate and contacted Atlantis.
{49081}{49119}In just a matter of minutes,
{49120}{49177}this village will be swarming with our people.
{49178}{49230}And I can guarantee you
{49235}{49281}that's not going to happen either.
{49698}{49743}{Y:i}I don't believe this.
{49779}{49834}Isn't that the worst thing you could imagine?
{49849}{49883}{Y:i}Colonel Sheppard?
{49895}{49948}{Y:i}I'm going to assume you can hear me.
{49957}{50046}I'm also going to assume that if you haven't reached|the Gate by now, you soon will,
{50047}{50117}so I wanna save you some trouble.
{50126}{50177}My men have secured the Gate.
{50204}{50252}There's no way you're getting through.
{50293}{50350}{Y:i}Come back and face me, Colonel...
{50393}{50451}or I'll start killing your friends.
{50592}{50650}Which one of them shall we kill first?
{50719}{50788}I'm leaning toward Doctor McKay, myself.
{50856}{50881}{Y:i}Colonel?
{50882}{50932}{Y:i}Kolya, this is Sheppard. I'm comin' back.
{50933}{50968}Don't keep me waiting.
{50969}{51009}{Y:i}That's what this is all about?
{51012}{51048}Killing Sheppard?
{51049}{51089}Absolutely, Doctor McKay.
{51090}{51133}But don't feel left out.
{51134}{51180}If I don't get those weapons from Doctor Weir,
{51181}{51235}I fully intend to kill you as well.
{51330}{51359}I'm coming with you.
{51365}{51409}- You sure?|- No.
{51435}{51519}Yeah, I am, I am. I'm coming with you... just...
{51520}{51532}Yes or no?
{51533}{51580}I... don't pressure me like this!|I'm gonna come with you...
{51581}{51626}- Make up your mind!|- and I'll help you out, OK?
{51627}{51679}Oh, boy... they'd better give me a parade for this one.
{51918}{51951}{Y:i}What's going on?
{52006}{52035}Out!
{52095}{52122}Let's go!
{52403}{52436}{Y:i}I'm just spit-balling here,
{52437}{52532}{Y:i}what if we hugged each other|and the device would... would...
{52533}{52562}you know, help us...
{52563}{52604}{Y:i}- I don't like that idea...|- No, I know, I don't think...
{52605}{52678}- and it's not possible.|- Yeah, it doesn't work that way. OK, this one. OK.
{52680}{52780}What if I swung from|a clock tower on a long rope, right into town?
{52781}{52808}{Y:i}And?
{52812}{52838}I dunno. That's all I have.
{52839}{52890}- I could set myself on fire.|{y:i}- I like that.
{52891}{52913}OK...
{52915}{52978}I could run naked. Oh, I know, I know!|I think have one...
{52979}{53034}What if I got on your shoulders and|we have a cloak that they...
{53035}{53099}{Y:i}it's some religious thing...|they could be afraid of giants.
{53100}{53226}{Y:i}OK, what if we build a tunnel, OK?|We could tunnel... or a boulder...
{53227}{53256}a huge boulder.
{53258}{53371}I'm camouflaged, I'm protected,|now the boulder protects you... or...
{53382}{53479}- a magnifying glass and some tape...|- I have an idea, Lucius.
{53480}{53527}some poisoned tape!
{53659}{53689}{Y:i}Lucius!
{53690}{53742}I knew you'd return to save us.
{53747}{53779}I've returned
{53780}{53802}but...
{53805}{53857}you people, you're gonna have to save yourselves.
{53858}{53900}{y:i}- What?|- You do not wish to help us?
{53901}{53960}Oh, no, no, no, of course I wanna help,|but it's just...
{53970}{53990}Look,
{53991}{54050}what if I wasn't here?|What would you do then?
{54078}{54117}Wait for you to come back?
{54118}{54172}Alright, there's the problem.
{54200}{54259}What if I didn't know that you were in trouble,
{54260}{54318}or I couldn't get back in time.|What would you do then?
{54319}{54392}I mean, look, you're a great group of people,|it's a lovely town,
{54393}{54456}but there's a lot of horrible people out there,
{54457}{54510}so you've gotta fend for yourselves,
{54515}{54553}starting today.
{54554}{54621}{Y:i}I understand what Lucius is saying.
{54622}{54650}{Y:i}You do?
{54651}{54737}By allowing him to assume|the responsibility of protecting us,
{54738}{54818}- we're surrendering our independence.|- That's right.
{54819}{54978}Right? So, in exchange for the convenience|of having someone safeguard our town,
{54979}{55054}{Y:i}we're giving up the very part|of ourselves we seek to protect.
{55055}{55100}Listen to her. She's smart.
{55101}{55203}We need to regain our strength and our independence
{55204}{55253}{Y:i}by taking responsibility for our lives,
{55255}{55300}{y:i}- and the lives of our neighbours.|- Yep.
{55301}{55379}After today, we will no longer be dependent on one man.
{55380}{55456}There will be no champion protector,|for it will fall to us
{55457}{55509}- to protect...|- OK, OK, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
{55510}{55553}{Y:i}You're getting a little carried away here.
{55554}{55623}OK, independence is a great thing,|but so is the comfort
{55624}{55699}of having somebody there to pick up|the slack now and again, OK?
{55700}{55776}You don't wanna be doing it all the time|because you've all got jobs
{55777}{55874}or you have hobbies, right?|Beardo here, he likes to fish, right?
{55875}{55996}{Y:i}You don't wanna be bothered by having to rise up|and save the village every day, you know what I mean?
{55997}{56079}But that's a thought for another day, OK? For today,
{56080}{56169}you're gonna have to fight for yourselves, OK?|So remember what she said about strength
{56170}{56263}and integrity and responsibility, so you get out there
{56264}{56310}{Y:i}and you fight for your town,
{56311}{56419}go to the alleys,|spread the word. Now, go! Get out, get out!
{56591}{56622}Colonel Sheppard?
{56638}{56687}{Y:i}Maybe he changed his mind.
{56730}{56775}You're out of time, Colonel.
{56807}{56838}Doctor McKay.
{56839}{56885}- Me first.|- No, me.
{56886}{56915}I'll do it.
{56957}{57010}Well, how positively moving.
{57018}{57075}I almost wish I could shoot you all at once.
{57078}{57109}{Y:i}Kolya!
{57289}{57346}I should have killed you when we first met, Colonel.
{57348}{57397}{Y:i}It would have saved me a lot of trouble.
{57399}{57439}The feeling's mutual.
{57610}{57646}Goodbye, Sheppard.
{57902}{57990}Well, now that you've got that out of your system...
{58058}{58087}Oh, crap!
{58150}{58179}Reload!
{58203}{58238}{Y:i}Don't bother.
{58322}{58385}You should have left town when you had the chance.
{58807}{58881}I'm sure you're thinking|the same thing right about now.
{58943}{59035}If I gave you the opportunity to surrender,
{59046}{59095}I don't suppose you'd take it?
{59187}{59228}I didn't think so.
{59831}{59875}{Y:i}Put down your weapons.
{60436}{60476}You sure you guys can't stay for some schnitzel?
{60477}{60543}I mean, this is a party for you guys|as much as anybody, right?
{60544}{60624}- You guys have a good time. We're overdue.|- Well, thanks for everything.
{60625}{60687}Just remember:|stay out of trouble or we'll be back.
{60688}{60734}Oh, Colonel Sheppard?
{60768}{60807}Aren't you forgetting something?
{60809}{60849}Oh, yeah!
{60870}{60970}- I did say I'd give that back to you, didn't I?|- Yes, you did.
{61026}{61059}You're a good man.
{61069}{61102}You're an honest man,
{61120}{61166}and you made me a better man myself,
{61167}{61215}- you know that, don't you?|- Good.
{61235}{61269}Bye, Lucius.
{61325}{61375}I thought you said that personal shield was depleted.
{61376}{61408}Oh, yeah.
{61409}{61458}Then it is worthless.
{61461}{61484}Pretty much.
{61486}{61529}- You're not gonna tell Lucius?|{y:i}- No...
{61530}{61572}Kick me as hard as you can.
{61634}{61685}{Y:i}He'll figure it out.