{145}{195}Previously on "Stargate SG-1":
{198}{243}(Hammond) I wanna know|who this man is.
{249}{299}OK, Martin, what's this about?
{311}{363}- Who's he?|- Murray.
{390}{438}You stopped taking yourmedication.
{441}{489}I'm not crazy,|and you're not a psychiatrist.
{501}{612}I'm running out of patience|and I really need to know.
{615}{671}- What's that?|- A mobile computing device.
{674}{748}I snuck it outta Tanner's bag.|It has multiple functions.
{753}{788}So you gonna drug me again?
{813}{914}(Martin) It triggered what I laterrealised|was a suppressed memory.
{920}{1002}I'm not just interested in outer space.
{1005}{1054}I'm from outer space.
{1346}{1401}Early this morning, approximately 0230,
{1404}{1509}the Kepler space probe captured|this image as it passed by Mars.
{1570}{1657}- What is it?|- At first JPL thought it was an asteroid,
{1660}{1732}but then they picked up|some strange energy readings.
{1734}{1837}They tracked the object and realised|it was changing course and accelerating.
{1839}{1889}Asteroids don't normally do that?
{1892}{1964}No, sir. The only logical|conclusion is that it's a ship.
{1966}{2036}- Do we have any way of identifying it?|- We do.
{2041}{2146}The energy signature is consistent with|a technology we've encountered before.
{2148}{2286}A year ago we found this pod|buried in a field near Billings, Montana.
{2309}{2350}Martin.
{2352}{2432}You mean the little guy with the pills|and the glasses and...
{2434}{2560}- I thought his ship was destroyed.|- No, he said they came down in a pod.
{2563}{2649}After abandoning the ship. He never|said what happened to it after that.
{2652}{2702}If it is his ship, we better talk to him.
{2705}{2799}Because it's on a course for Earth|and it'll be here in three days.
{2837}{2928}Then we must locate|Martin Lloyd immediately.
{3035}{3088}Hurry up, Major,|we need that force shield!
{3093}{3179}I'm trying, but something's nullifying|the electrolyte on the generator!
{3189}{3243}Try reversing the polarity!
{3254}{3315}- It's not working!|- What do you mean?
{3318}{3403}- I mean it's not working.|- God help us.
{3425}{3474}(director) Fire!
{3477}{3526}(imitates bullets)
{3603}{3652}And... cut!
{3835}{3887}That was awful. We have to do it again.
{3890}{4002}Check the gate. We are moving on.|Print everything! Nice job, people.
{4005}{4067}- Good moves, Shawn.|- Um...
{4070}{4222}Uh... yeah! Yeah, uh...|great... great job, everybody!
{4225}{4274}Uh... yeah!
{5921}{5999}(man) Prepare foran x-treme adventure.
{6251}{6365}Fourx-cellent heroes in|an x-traordinary new sci-fi series.
{6368}{6458}Starring Nick Marlowe|as the wry Colonel Danning.
{6461}{6543}As a matter offact,|it does say Colonel on my uniform.
{6612}{6684}Hey, it's what I do.
{6715}{6798}(man) Yolanda Reese as the brilliant|Major Stacey Monroe.
{6801}{6885}The field emitters are offline|but I can generate a feedback loop.
{6891}{6936}(man) Raymond Gunne as DrLevant.
{6939}{7009}Dammit,just because|theirskulls are transparent,
{7012}{7076}doesn't mean that they don't have rights!
{7285}{7380}And introducing Douglas Anders|as Grell the robot.
{7494}{7595}Wormhole X-treme.|Coming this fall, only on...
{7724}{7792}Well, that looked... familiar.
{7826}{7904}- I don't see it.|- Martin's involved in this?
{7907}{8023}He sold the idea to the studio. He's on|the production as a creative consultant.
{8026}{8106}- Then Martin has breached your security.|- Not necessarily.
{8108}{8191}He got the whole thing from his|knowledge of the Stargate programme.
{8194}{8264}If the air force disapproved|it wouldn't have got this far.
{8266}{8360}Plausible deniability. In the event|of a future breach of security,
{8363}{8447}we will be able to point|to this TV programme.
{8450}{8489}If it stays on the air.
{8492}{8551}Doesn't change the fact|that Marty sold us out.
{8554}{8607}His motivations are of little concern.
{8610}{8694}Our first priority is to find out|all he knows about that ship.
{8697}{8794}Colonel, you're Wormhole X-treme's|new air-force consultant.
{8888}{8949}No, no, no, no, no, no.|Bigger, much bigger.
{8952}{9010}- Copy that.|- OK, so tomorrow we got 46 extras.
{9013}{9116}Make sure everybody's ready. Hair,|make-up, wardrobe, costumes and props.
{9118}{9196}Has the props show-and-tell|happened yet? Man, he's gonna freak.
{9199}{9300}Excuse me. Do you know|where I can find a Martin Lloyd?
{9302}{9413}- He's one of the bigwigs around here.|- Copy that. Sorry?
{9431}{9514}- Martin Lloyd.|- Oh, yeah, over there, by the trailers.
{9517}{9603}- Thank you.|- Who's that guy?
{9704}{9764}Oh, they went with green?
{9767}{9831}OK, it looks good. Great.
{9870}{9934}Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! What is that?
{9937}{9985}It's fruit. Scene 23.
{9988}{10095}OK, scene 23 takes place on another|planet. So you think aliens eat apples?
{10102}{10172}Why not? They speak English.
{10174}{10238}Get some kiwis and spray-paint them red.
{10250}{10318}OK. So, now it'll go, uh...
{10320}{10438}"Nick walks into the garden of kiwi trees,|says 'How like Eden this world is',
{10441}{10484}and bites into a painted kiwi."
{10488}{10614}OK, um, you're the prop master, right?|So, you're a master of props.
{10617}{10666}So, figure it out.
{10693}{10759}That's what you're wearing? OK.
{10761}{10810}- Looks good.|- Martin?
{10813}{10873}Yeah, yeah. Can I help you?
{10876}{10923}Jack.
{10947}{11013}Colonel Jack O'Neill?|United States Air Force?
{11016}{11119}Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're|the new military technical adviser. Right.
{11121}{11195}Listen, uh, don't speak to the actors.
{11216}{11270}Martin, it's Jack.
{11323}{11397}- Remember Billings, Montana?|- I've never been.
{11399}{11487}- But I am going to Sundance this year.|- What about the name Tanner?
{11490}{11540}Dr Tanner?
{11543}{11590}Hammond? Carter?
{11600}{11651}- Murray?|- Sorry.
{11654}{11778}I've got a concept meeting in ten minutes,|and if I'm not there on time, well...
{11803}{11910}well, they start without me. But come|back tomorrow and I'll show you around.
{12327}{12399}No. Look at my lips. Big-ger.
{12424}{12521}- (Hammond) What have you got forus?|- Well, here's news.
{12523}{12587}I think Martin's had|his memory erased again.
{12599}{12669}Claims he doesn't rememberme|oranything about last year.
{12672}{12779}- Tanner must have gotten to him first.|- Yeah, well, I checked out his trailer.
{12782}{12879}I didn't find any medication,|but there are a lot of vitamins.
{12881}{12967}Send in a sample for analysis.|In the meantime, keep an eye on Martin.
{12972}{13021}Yes, sir.
{13035}{13118}Sir, if Tanner is involved,|Colonel O'Neill could use some backup.
{13121}{13199}I agree with you, Major.|You leave in one hour.
{13312}{13363}I cannot thank you enough, Colonel.
{13366}{13438}It's been many bleems|since my people were enslaved
{13440}{13489}by the minions of Lord Varlock.
{13492}{13553}Hey, it's what I do... do.
{13556}{13606}- Aw, this isn't working!|- Cut!
{13701}{13760}- Nick, what's up?|- It's meant to be a love scene.
{13763}{13816}We're walking through dead aliens!
{13819}{13883}Right. It's continuity.|You just killed them all.
{13885}{13961}Yeah, yeah. Well, can't...|can't we walk somewhere else?
{13964}{14019}Well, Nick, there is no somewhere else.
{14022}{14103}This is the planet we have,|between here and here. That's the set.
{14108}{14220}The reality of the scene dictates that there|be dead aliens, cos you just killed them.
{14223}{14314}- We can always go back to the script.|- No, we can't.
{14317}{14391}We've established that|one shot stuns, two shots kills.
{14393}{14490}- Nick just shot everybody twice.|- So three shots disintegrates them.
{14512}{14588}OK, you know what?|I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that
{14591}{14708}because that is quite possibly the|stupidest thing I've ever heard you say.
{14774}{14848}Why are you looking at me like|I'm an idiot? Why are you on set?
{14850}{14899}Go write something.
{14935}{15032}Ooh! What colour is the beam|from the ray gun?
{15034}{15098}We can't afford a beam. Sound effects.
{15125}{15217}- It'll be great. You'll see. Reset!|- Back to ones.
{15220}{15336}Look, Nick, Nick, Nick. It'll be in close-up.|The dead aliens'll be below frame.
{15339}{15409}The audience is|gonna know they're there.
{15527}{15580}OK. Kill the dead aliens.
{15624}{15690}- Aliens off the set!|- Aliens off the set!
{15758}{15822}I said "Aliens off the set."
{15907}{15981}Hey... it's what I do.
{15984}{16052}It's what I do. It's what I do.
{16128}{16181}- You're the new military adviser?|- Yes.
{16184}{16234}You're the real deal, huh?
{16237}{16303}- You seen action?|- That would be classified.
{16310}{16359}Oh, I like that.
{16373}{16431}Sorta like a "yes", but really a "no".
{16446}{16512}This is realistic, right?
{16536}{16595}The uniform.
{16598}{16647}Camouflage.
{16744}{16872}Oh, yeah. Yeah. You don't want to be|a target out there in... space.
{16875}{16994}That's exactly what I said. So why|aren't the aliens ever in camouflage?
{16997}{17047}Oh, l... I fought for that, uh, Nick.
{17050}{17130}But the studio wants the aliens seen.
{17132}{17210}An alien wouldn't want|to be seen, Martin. Think.
{17227}{17282}Maybe that's why they're dead.
{17384}{17448}That helps me. Thanks.
{17478}{17537}- Can we do this?|- Doing this!
{17628}{17683}The X. I know what you're thinkin'.
{17686}{17745}Um, it's a marketing thing.
{17748}{17832}You see, I wanted to call the show|Going to OtherPlanets,
{17835}{17934}but research says that shows with|X in the name get higher ratings.
{17936}{17969}Ah.
{17972}{18081}Aaaa-aaaa-aaaaand action!
{18142}{18247}The ship's on schedule. Preparations|for departure are almost complete.
{18250}{18308}There's only one problem.
{18424}{18492}This is gonna complicate matters.
{18672}{18759}Very well. You have my authorisation|to begin surveillance.
{18762}{18849}Keep a low profile, Major.|We don't want to show our hand.
{18876}{18942}- Dr Fraiser.|- Surveillance on Martin Lloyd, I assume?
{18944}{19051}His house, actually, to help determine|if Martin's old friends have returned.
{19054}{19165}- Tanner.|- Tanner may have been watching Martin.
{19167}{19287}Carter and Jackson will try to intercept|frequencies broadcast from his house.
{19290}{19364}Oh, so like a surveillance surveillance?
{19367}{19488}In a way. Are those the test results from|the vitamins found in Martin's trailer?
{19491}{19565}Yes. They contained|a significant amount of the chemical
{19567}{19643}that Tanner used to block|Martin's memory before.
{19645}{19728}Which confirms|what we already suspected.
{19737}{19829}The question is,|what do they want Martin to forget?
{19916}{19996}- Excuse me.|- No, because it undermines my authority.
{19999}{20057}- Guys...|- Ah, Miss Reese.
{20060}{20112}Uh, I'm having trouble with scene 27.
{20115}{20209}It says I'm "out of phase", so I can|pass my hand through solid matter
{20212}{20321}- or walk through walls.|- Yeah, yeah, cos you're "out of phase".
{20324}{20367}Um, exactly.
{20370}{20453}So, how come I don't fall|through the floor?
{20775}{20851}- We'll have to get back to you on that.|- All right.
{20937}{20986}- Hi.|- Hi.
{21358}{21384}No takers?
{21387}{21474}This crew does not appear to enjoy|the traditional dishes of Chulak.
{21477}{21557}- Show biz, huh?|- What happened to all the doughnuts?
{21559}{21645}They were consumed by the drivers|before they retired to sleep.
{21648}{21726}We wish to converse privately.
{21804}{21853}Leave us!
{21960}{22032}- Carter and Daniel?|- The investigation is ongoing.
{22131}{22199}Sure the signal's coming|from inside Martin's house?
{22201}{22339}I've gone over the triangulation three|times. I just have to match the frequency.
{22342}{22391}Hold it. I've got somethin'.
{22435}{22509}- (Daniel) Hidden cameras.|- Just like last time.
{22547}{22619}Huh, look, I know it says|he's weightless in the script,
{22622}{22708}but look what happens when|I scratch out the word "weightless".
{22711}{22766}You see? He no longer|becomes "weightless".
{22769}{22866}- He just "becomes".|- OK. Fine. Good.
{22868}{22969}But how else does Colonel Danning|get past the giant alien guard?
{22984}{23041}Why doesn't he just shoot him?
{23092}{23147}- Who is this?|- Colonel Jack O'Neill.
{23150}{23257}He's the new adviser. He doesn't know|he's not supposed to say anything yet.
{23260}{23369}And you're telling me an officer can shoot|an alien without having to be weightless?
{23372}{23460}- Sure. Why not?|- I'd like to hear "Why not?" more often.
{23483}{23549}Now, the spaceship in scene 53.
{23552}{23620}We have to see the ship.|It's crucial to the episode.
{23622}{23725}We're gonna see it in their reactions.|It's like, my God, look at that ship! It's...
{23727}{23776}indescribable.
{23814}{23913}All right, you can do it. For $5,000 less,|you can keep it in. Are we done?
{23922}{23979}Uh, Marty has a problem|with a scene in act three.
{23982}{24040}Oh, is that a fact, Marty?
{24043}{24129}You have two-way travel|through a wormhole.
{24132}{24177}- So?|- That's impossible.
{24180}{24275}Matter can only move one way|through an open wormhole.
{24278}{24346}The scene is scientifically unsound.
{24377}{24457}OK, show of hands. Who here|has won a Cable Ace Award? Hm?
{24562}{24609}Thank you.
{24612}{24696}Oh, nice save with the|shooting-the-giant-alien beat. Clever!
{24724}{24839}- (director) Billy, make it go!|- Making it go. Back to ones, folks!
{24985}{25043}I am the creative consultant on this show,
{25046}{25159}which means that nothing should happen|creatively without me being consulted.
{25162}{25230}He consulted you. He just didn't listen.
{25233}{25345}You know what he did before? A show|about a talking dog who solves crimes.
{25348}{25395}So what if they had 100 episodes?!
{25398}{25497}- Poochinsky?|- Yes, Poochinsky.
{25499}{25565}Great show. Hey, Marty!
{25614}{25663}Um...
{25725}{25824}what makes you so sure matter can|only travel one way through a wormhole?
{25826}{25874}I must've read it somewhere.
{25881}{25959}And this secret government team|that goes to other planets.
{25961}{26072}- Where'd that come from?|- It's based on a story I wrote last year.
{26074}{26186}I couldn't get it published. I was about to|give up, and I got a call from the studio.
{26189}{26269}To tell you the truth, I'm not even sure|how they got hold of it.
{26272}{26336}So, you just made it up?
{26369}{26454}Never ask a writer|where he gets his ideas.
{26483}{26535}In truth, we don't know.
{26561}{26610}(phone rings)
{26726}{26771}- O'Neill.|- Colonel, we were right.
{26774}{26846}Tanner and the others|have Martin under surveillance.
{26849}{26942}It can't be a coincidence. It has to be|to do with the arrival of that ship.
{26945}{27028}They may have tried to infiltrate|the studio. I'll see what I can dig up.
{27031}{27078}Fire in the hole!
{27137}{27242}Bigger! What is it about the word|"bigger" that you don't understand?
{27425}{27505}The auditions are|in that building over there.
{27507}{27589}I'm not auditioning. I'm with the air force.
{27608}{27657}Colonel Jack O'Neill.
{27741}{27780}Really.
{27823}{27887}Do you keep a record|of everyone who comes and goes?
{27889}{27942}It's for a security check.
{27945}{28091}One of our generals is doing a guest spot|on the show. It's a small but pivotal role.
{28094}{28170}I've got the licence plates|of every vehicle on file.
{28173}{28258}Great. Would you mind|emailing them to that address?
{28261}{28321}- OK. Sure.|- Thank you.
{28339}{28388}I like the uniform.
{28552}{28640}Why would somebody|with two PhDs become a teamster?
{28643}{28692}The money, I guess.
{28718}{28799}Wait a minute. This guy looks familiar.
{28842}{28898}You're right. That's one of Tanner's men.
{28901}{29021}Oh, according to this, he's a production|assistant named Steve Austin.
{29067}{29131}I think we better pay Steve a little visit.
{29715}{29793}- He's on his way up.|- Copy.
{30419}{30468}(knocks)
{30492}{30541}Hello?
{31377}{31433}So, where the hell did he go?
{31497}{31589}Princess, I've seen a lot over the years:|the crystal rivers of Aradale,
{31592}{31660}the blue volcanoes of Kash-tol-remi,
{31663}{31755}even the starfires of Grablek 6,
{31817}{31878}but none of it compares to you.
{31903}{31952}- (phone)|- What the...?
{31969}{32033}- Cut!|- What was that? Who was that?
{32035}{32093}- Tail slate.|- I want a name.
{32130}{32191}It's me. Sorry, Nick.
{32194}{32252}No problem. I'm sure it's important.
{32276}{32360}- OK, that's lunch.|- Let me show you somethin' in my trailer.
{32443}{32513}- O'Neill.|- Sir, we lost him.
{32515}{32571}One minute he was here,|the next he was gone.
{32574}{32659}- Yeah, they have a habit of doing that.|- We do have one lead, though.
{32663}{32758}He made a quick phone call. We traced it|to a warehouse on the East Side.
{32761}{32791}Bring backup this time.
{32794}{32905}We don't have long before the ship enters|orbit. You'll have to confront Martin.
{32908}{32957}I will.
{33340}{33391}Let's go. You know what I was thinkin'?
{33394}{33472}You know what this show needs?|A sexy female alien.
{33474}{33528}- Trust me.|- Marty! Marty, you got a second?
{33531}{33628}Oh, well, now's not really a good time.|I'm supposed to have...
{33674}{33724}OK, now's good.
{33727}{33805}"The colonel stood before|the pool of shimmering light,
{33807}{33904}fascinated by the dancing ripples|in the event horizon."
{33906}{33974}"What mysteries lay beyond|this mystical portal?"
{33976}{34088}"What wonders awaited him|and his band of stalwart cohorts?"
{34115}{34164}- Pretty good, huh?|- Damn good.
{34167}{34268}The only difference from the original is|that there was a fifth member of the team.
{34273}{34333}He was a handsome, smooth-talkin' alien
{34336}{34431}who was stranded on Earth|when his crew deserted him.
{34434}{34517}The, uh, producers|made me cut that part out.
{34521}{34572}You have no clue|where you got this idea?
{34575}{34625}Well, like I said...
{34628}{34696}Martin, it's all true.
{34751}{34848}- What are you talking about?|- Wormholes, travelling to other planets:
{34856}{34917}it's all real.
{34954}{35024}I command a unit called SG-1 .
{35040}{35114}It's the advance team|of a secret military operation.
{35119}{35211}We explore the universe|through a device called the Stargate.
{35236}{35322}- The crew put you up to this, didn't they?|- Here's the kicker, Marty.
{35325}{35426}You know all about it.|You've been through the Stargate.
{35429}{35501}Unfortunately, you've had|your memory erased.
{35503}{35604}So, what? Um...|I'm a member of this SG-1?
{35607}{35673}- No.|- Then, how do I know about it?
{35749}{35829}Because you're not|just interested in outer space.
{35832}{35904}You're from outer space.
{35947}{36085}Is this a pitch? Alien crash-lands.|We have to find him before it's too late.
{36087}{36145}- Only, his memory's been erased.|- Martin.
{36148}{36218}No, no, no. It's not bad.|If we just add a twist...
{36221}{36266}(bleeper)
{36348}{36406}I'm needed on the set.
{36409}{36530}Why don't you type up what you have?|I'll take a look at the coverage on it.
{36559}{36598}Oh, uh...
{36601}{36642}No promises.
{36890}{36958}- Perimeter's secure. Awaiting orders.|- Let's move in.
{36960}{37009}Move in! Move in!
{37260}{37307}Nobody move!
{37334}{37402}Drop your weapons! Drop them!
{37528}{37646}- Lower your weapons!|- You drop your weapons. Now.
{37649}{37707}I'm Major Carter, United States Air Force.
{37710}{37771}And I'm Agent Malcolm Barrett, NID.
{37897}{38002}- NID? What the hell's going on here?|- We've been set up.
{38164}{38267}Hello? Someone paged me to stage six!
{38312}{38361}Hello?
{38623}{38672}Hello?
{38824}{38873}(door opens)
{38909}{38958}- Hey!|- Ah!
{38992}{39044}Marty, relax.
{39109}{39137}What's goin' on?
{39140}{39206}I guess the crew's just playing a prank
{39208}{39292}by paging me to a stage|we're not shooting on.
{39304}{39360}It... it happens all the time. It's, uh...
{39372}{39421}out of respect, really.
{39445}{39505}Huh! Hey, n-nice one, guys!
{39559}{39608}All right, stay with me.
{39917}{39977}Hello, Colonel.
{40145}{40204}Tanner, I presume.
{40269}{40337}- Is he with you?|- (Tanner) Don't worry, Martin.
{40342}{40404}Everything will become clear in time.
{40480}{40540}Gentlemen, the colonel's weapon.
{41114}{41184}- This is really bad.|- Relax.
{41187}{41261}They're shooting the big finale.|I have to be there.
{41263}{41344}I can see how that's high on|your list of priorities right now.
{41347}{41419}Couldn't you have dealt with them?|Why drag me into it?
{41422}{41517}Marty! You are the reason we're here.
{41520}{41604}Oh, don't start with|that outer-space stuff again.
{41614}{41678}Martin, the vitamins you've been taking
{41680}{41773}are laced with a chemical that suppresses|your memory. I had 'em analysed.
{41776}{41830}OK, fine. I'm an alien.
{41833}{41917}- Whatever.|- They are aliens too.
{41920}{42040}- They're from your planet.|- That is the stupidest act-four opening.
{42043}{42117}You should stick with the air force.|A writer, you're not.
{42120}{42169}(door opens)
{42257}{42333}Hey, how go the travel plans?
{42342}{42408}Spaceship on time and all?
{42536}{42588}I only ask cos I care.
{42591}{42657}Uh, guys, I'm kinda out of the loop here.
{42660}{42771}But, um, since I work in the TV business|and I don't really know anything,
{42773}{42874}I was wondering if you would consider,|uh, letting me go, bec...
{42916}{42965}Oh.
{43030}{43098}I'm hoping that's your insulin shot.
{43287}{43359}Honestly, needles make me kinda queasy.
{43361}{43441}Don't worry. Just a little something|to help you remember.
{43445}{43544}Oh, just tell me what you want me|to remember and I'll remember it.
{43749}{43823}Yeah, yeah, we'll rewrite it. It'll be great.
{43940}{44002}- Let's go over this again.|- You want a diagram?
{44005}{44085}- They led us straight to you.|- The aliens?
{44088}{44199}Yes, the aliens. Please, Mr Man in Black,|don't pretend you don't know about them.
{44201}{44253}Now we can't get ahold of Colonel O'Neill.
{44256}{44316}We have to go to the set,|find out what's going on.
{44319}{44453}You're going nowhere. The NID's been|given full authority over this investigation.
{44584}{44654}- O'Neill.|- Teal'c.
{44703}{44793}- How'd you find us?|- I witnessed your abduction.
{44798}{44887}- Where's Tanner?|- He and his men have again disappeared.
{44907}{44969}The real money's in syndication.
{44972}{45040}Martin. Martin, come on.
{45056}{45115}If you wanna have lunch,|call my assistant.
{45118}{45167}Marty!
{45246}{45295}Colonel O'Neill?
{45321}{45370}Murray.
{45381}{45451}- You remember?|- Yeah.
{45453}{45523}The antidote worked.|I remember everything now.
{45528}{45606}Marty, what happened?|Why'd they drug you again?
{45609}{45657}They didn't.
{45709}{45768}- I did it to myself.|- For what reason?
{45771}{45938}When we went back to my planet and we|saw that it was gone, I couldn't handle it.
{45942}{46072}And the real-estate job was driving me|crazy. I just wanted to forget everything.
{46080}{46137}You were gonna|keep takin' pills all your life?
{46140}{46249}Another month and the long-term|memory loss would've been permanent.
{46264}{46313}Oh... oh, no!
{46320}{46452}- What is the matter, Martin Lloyd?|- The show is based on your programme.
{46455}{46519}Don't worry. It's on cable.
{46522}{46576}So, why'd they bring you|out of it? Why now?
{46579}{46655}The ship's coming. We put it on a timer.
{46657}{46727}A backup plan in case|things didn't go right here.
{46729}{46799}- Why do they need you?|- I have the mobile computing device
{46801}{46887}I stole from Tanner.|They need it to access the ship.
{46902}{46995}- Where is it?|- Don't worry. It's in a safe place.
{47006}{47059}- And rolling!|- Sound, speed.
{47090}{47151}- Scanning with the Quatroscanner.|- I don't have it.
{47154}{47195}- Cut!|- Don't stop rolling!
{47198}{47247}Still speeding.
{47250}{47328}Kenny, run, you underpaid,|below-the-line freak!
{47331}{47397}- Billy, roll right now!|- Roll.
{47421}{47503}Kenny, I love you,|but you're not in this scene! Out!
{47506}{47541}- Billy!|- Roll!
{47543}{47592}Speed! Speed! Speeding!
{47622}{47649}Action!
{47788}{47856}It has to be here somewhere.
{47858}{47948}You used a real alien device|as a prop on the show.
{47951}{48008}Well, I'd forgotten what it was at the time.
{48011}{48079}Do you have any idea|what it costs to make one of these?
{48082}{48158}- Can I help you?|- We're looking for the Quatroscanner.
{48160}{48226}- Ah. It's at the location.|- What?
{48229}{48266}Why?
{48269}{48349}- Somebody put it in the scene.|- How come?
{48351}{48396}I don't know. I just do my job, man.
{48399}{48448}- Let's go.|- Murray.
{48637}{48682}Yeah, get me Agent Barrett.
{48696}{48790}All right, good work. Let's go, guys.|We got 'em. You two stay here.
{48793}{48874}- What?|- We want this ship. It's too important.
{48877}{48922}Frankly, I don't trust you.
{48924}{49011}Agent Smith, watch over these two|and make sure they don't move.
{49014}{49063}Let's go, guys.
{49395}{49478}Murray, look around.|Marty, you're with me.
{49623}{49716}I'm picking up the same gamma radiation|we came across in the photon belt.
{49719}{49828}That doesn't make sense. Those|aliens couldn't have just disappeared,
{49831}{49883}could they... have?
{49886}{49950}And turn, turn... Doug!
{49972}{50048}Cut! Perfect! And tail slate.
{50051}{50143}Good. Doug, you were supposed to|turn to me. OK, print everything!
{50146}{50195}Moving on!
{50214}{50245}- Good scene.|- Thanks.
{50248}{50332}You really nailed it.|Let me take this stuff for you.
{50335}{50390}Here you go.
{50393}{50442}Yellow!
{50525}{50632}- Let's go.|- No, they're about to shoot the big finish.
{50634}{50715}- Too bad.|- I'm not leaving, Colonel.
{50757}{50806}OK, maybe I am.
{51033}{51093}You can control the ship|from here with this?
{51096}{51160}Uh, maybe, but do I have to?
{51163}{51212}Yes, Marty, you...
{51252}{51312}You can hand me the device, Colonel.
{51350}{51428}- Well, this is gettin' old.|- Lower your weapons.
{51533}{51653}- Looks like we have a situation.|- No, guys, you can walk away from this.
{51656}{51753}- We're not gonna come after you.|- What about your friends at the NID?
{51756}{51805}No more hiding. Where's the device?
{51812}{51859}What device?
{51865}{52003}Colonel, we let you escape because we|knew Martin would lead you right to it.
{52005}{52053}(phone rings)
{52056}{52124}That's me. Mind if l...?
{52270}{52305}- O'Neill.|- Sir, it's me.
{52308}{52378}- Hey, how you doin'?|- The NID have made your position.
{52380}{52440}They'll be there any minute.
{52507}{52571}- Everything all right?|- It is now.
{52646}{52695}I'll be in touch.
{52759}{52819}Time's up, guys. The NID's on its way.
{52855}{52902}Look!
{52917}{52985}They're too late! I'm OK, Murray.
{53313}{53383}We should return to the portal|before the aliens return.
{53385}{53473}What? What? I haven't finished|translating the alien text.
{53476}{53530}Grell, what do you think?
{53553}{53619}What the hell is that?
{53621}{53701}- Is that ours?|- Keep rolling! Keep rolling!
{53725}{53808}Yeah, keep rolling!|Pan around, you monkeys!
{53832}{53948}Hey, what's this about? I'm supposed|to be in all the cool scenes!
{53953}{54002}Tilt up! Tilt up!
{54538}{54651}Colonel, please. You know as well as I do|they're never gonna leave us alone.
{54756}{54836}There's nothing for us here.|It's time for us to go.
{55202}{55266}You officially owe me one.
{55312}{55413}- What about Martin?|- I believe Martin has chosen a new path.
{55625}{55674}We're gonna win an Emmy for this!
{55696}{55750}Visual Effects category.
{55780}{55844}Thank you, Colonel. We won't forget this.
{56350}{56418}Cut it! Print it! That's a wrap!
{56431}{56480}Yeah, cut!
{56508}{56557}Cool special effect.
{56560}{56624}- I've seen better.|- Ah, we'll fix it in post.
{56627}{56705}Yeah. So, you think we can get 18 in?
{56719}{56814}Yeah, if we cut back on the mulligans.|You think that's funny?
{56817}{56879}Yeah, it's good enough for a walkaway.
{56895}{56945}When's a good time to fade out?
{56948}{56997}Uh, right about...
{57019}{57064}now.
{57124}{57258}Stay tuned fora behind-the-scenes|look at Wormhole X-treme!
{57416}{57492}I'm Christian Bocher.|I'm portraying Raymond Gunne,
{57495}{57549}who portrays the character of Dr Levant,
{57552}{57628}which is based on the character,|uh, Daniel Jackson,
{57630}{57746}portrayed by the actor, Michael Shanks,|originally portrayed by James Spader -
{57749}{57798}in the feature film.
{57826}{57859}Are you OK?
{57861}{57910}- Action!|- Look out!
{57926}{57975}Agh!
{57988}{58062}Agh! Ow! Argh!
{58164}{58213}And... cut!
{58237}{58299}- No, no, no!|- Are you OK?
{58302}{58374}No, I'm not OK! You... you go!
{58381}{58464}- Ice. Can I get some ice?|- All right, let's get some ice in here.
{58472}{58540}- And this is the eye line.|- Wormhole X-treme.
{58542}{58614}Enjoy the space. You can do|anything with space. You know...
{58617}{58702}You got the space between your teeth,|the space... personal space...
{58705}{58763}Right. OK. So... you're standing here.
{58823}{58904}As a matter of fact, it does say|Colonel on my uniform.
{58979}{59037}You know, it doesn't say Colonel.
{59040}{59145}- Did anyone ever think of that?|- Um, it's just a figure of speech.
{59186}{59308}It's a figure of speech I can't figure out.|I'm not seeing Colonel on my uniform.
{59331}{59436}Uh, OK, somebody get me the word|"Colonel". Uh, gimme a Sharpie pen.
{59439}{59490}Could it be here? Could it be here?
{59533}{59665}- You realise this is not a real show.|- You saying Wormhole X-treme isn't real?
{59668}{59748}- All this is...?|- It's not a real show. It's a fake show.
{59753}{59802}Did my agent know about this?
{59807}{59871}You're heroic. Just look|over at this eye line.
{59873}{59939}- This isn't a real show?|- No, it's not a real show.
{59941}{60009}If it's not a real show,|why are you telling me what to do?
{60012}{60115}How could this not be a real show,|if we're doing it right now?
{60121}{60201}- Am I getting paid real money?|- Yeah, real money.
{60204}{60309}Well... Whoa. So what|plane of reality are we on right now?
{60408}{60472}Hey, it's what I do.
{60581}{60692}Are you sure you can't see the difference|in our height? Can I get a half apple?
{60694}{60768}I'm looking up her nose.|You don't have to hit me that hard.
{60770}{60836}You can really see|the difference in height.
{60839}{60957}- You... No, I don't, uh... It's not obvious.|- Look, look, I'm gonna measure it.
{60960}{61043}- I'm like, I'm like...|- No, but on this lens, it looks right.
{61046}{61110}From this angle,|we look the same height?
{61113}{61189}- I swear to God.|- You wouldn't lie to me?
{61196}{61278}- How come I never get to kiss anybody?|- Well, it's, uh...
{61281}{61368}- Episodes are being written for you soon.|- Sure.
{61373}{61428}Just one eyebrow.
{61431}{61484}No, just the one.
{61502}{61566}And turn your back to me.
{61568}{61665}Turn all the way around to me and do|that annoying thing and then look away.
{61667}{61715}And... action.
{61718}{61825}- How could this not be a real show?|- (groans) Oh, forget it. Just turn.
{61839}{61944}Visiontext Subtitles:|Marisa Castle de Joncaire