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{234}{285}General, what's this all about?
{287}{378}At 0920 hours this morning, someone|tried to enter the base using this.
{380}{474}- Colonel O'Neill's security lD.|- After he was taken into custody,
{476}{554}- he insisted on seeing you.|- Me? Why?
{556}{664}I was hoping you could figure|that one out, Major. Open it.
{815}{878}Thank you.|Now we're getting somewhere.
{880}{956}Sergeant, that coffee|I asked for half an hour ago.
{958}{1033}Anytime you feel like getting it...
{1133}{1174}He's a boy, sir.
{1199}{1292}As it turns out, Carter, yes, I am.|For the moment.
{1325}{1373}Do I know you?
{1375}{1421}Come on.
{1423}{1479}It's me.
{1481}{1579}We tried to contact Colonel O'Neill,|even sent someone to his house.
{1581}{1647}Do you understand|how much trouble you're in?
{1649}{1775}lmpersonating a military officer|is a federal offence.
{1777}{1866}I am not impersonating anyone.
{1916}{1986}{Y:i}I am Jack O'Neill.
{3862}{3898}Finally.
{4079}{4162}Hot chocolate? Are you kidding?
{4214}{4274}Where did you get this?
{4276}{4383}I didn't... I didn't get it anywhere. It's mine.
{4385}{4462}- Because you're Colonel O'Neill.|- Exactly.
{4549}{4687}Last night I ate some dinner, had a beer,|went to bed, and woke up like this.
{4689}{4777}Can we please get to the part|where you and Fraiser run some tests,
{4779}{4857}find a cure, make me big again?
{4859}{4968}- This is the security breach?|- Daniel, tell them who I am, please.
{4970}{5018}OK, love to. Who are you?
{5042}{5154}This young man|claims he's Colonel O'Neill.
{5156}{5219}It's a joke, right?
{5249}{5300}- What's going on?|- Daniel!
{5317}{5416}Sounds like him -|at least the loud, grating parts.
{5418}{5469}OK. You want proof?
{5471}{5573}Carter, you once carried a Tok'ra named|Jolinar who gave her life to save you.
{5575}{5645}Daniel, until recently|you were an ascended being.
{5647}{5740}You broke the rules, you got|kicked out of the Oma Desala fan club,
{5742}{5781}and had your memory erased.
{5783}{5886}And you and Bra'tac both just|lost your snakes in a Goa'uld ambush.
{5888}{5969}Had your tretonin yet this morning?
{6162}{6256}How could this child|possess such knowledge?
{6334}{6429}{Y:i}Because it's me.
{6641}{6799}Anyone care to speculate how a boy|could be aware of classified information?
{6801}{6884}- Well, sir, it could be him.|- There is a physical resemblance.
{6886}{6947}But he can't be more than 15 years old.
{6949}{7048}Are you saying Colonel O'Neill has|regressed more than 30 years overnight?
{7050}{7124}- Stranger things have happened.|- Name but one.
{7126}{7222}The time he got really old, the time|he became a caveman, the time we all...
{7224}{7307}Why don't we move on to|the testing portion of this exercise?
{7351}{7473}- Are you certain, Doctor?|- Within an acceptable margin of error,
{7475}{7564}the boy's DNA is virtually identical|to Colonel O'Neill's.
{7566}{7647}- What size margin of error?|- Very small.
{7649}{7704}In a court of law,|the DNA sample we took
{7706}{7822}would be considered a high-probability|match to that of Colonel O'Neill.
{7824}{7937}There is a tiny abnormality,|but for all intents and purposes, it's him.
{7939}{8048}"Tiny abnormality" - like the fact he's a|few years younger than he's meant to be?
{8050}{8138}To be honest, this is out of my league.|We've got specialists flying in.
{8140}{8195}We'll run more tests,|see what we can learn.
{8197}{8283}In the meantime, we'll try|to make him as comfortable as possible.
{8285}{8342}I'll go set up a PlayStation.
{8492}{8609}You know... I think you two|are enjoying this just a little too much.
{8611}{8667}Well, you are kinda cute.
{8699}{8752}That's "sir" to you.
{8754}{8905}And being trapped inside a scrawny|little body isn't my idea of cute, Carter.
{8915}{9016}Does possessing a younger body|not have certain advantages, O'Neill?
{9018}{9085}No. Not seeing it. What do you mean?
{9087}{9178}Do you not experience|increased health and vitality?
{9218}{9294}My vitality was just fine, thank you.
{9356}{9417}I think what Teal'c is saying is valid.
{9419}{9520}How many of us wouldn't trade everything|for the chance to live our lives over?
{9522}{9608}Yeah, well, I don't plan|on staying like this.
{9610}{9718}Well, in the meantime,|may I make a suggestion?
{9720}{9807}Try enjoying this as much as we are.
{9827}{9852}Sir.
{10486}{10554}It's nice to know|some things don't change.
{10556}{10619}I wasn't exactly expecting visitors.
{10621}{10684}We'll send this stuff to the lab for analysis.
{10686}{10805}Well, if they find MSG,|I will never order from them again.
{10816}{10858}What are we doing here exactly?
{10860}{10943}This is the last place|you remember being...
{10983}{11038}Older?
{11040}{11107}Are you conducting|a scientific experiment, O'Neill?
{11109}{11179}Come on. That salsa's still good.
{11362}{11431}What was the last thing you ate, sir?
{11463}{11542}Four cheese burritos,|some guacamole on the side.
{11544}{11637}- Anything else?|- A beer. Then I hit the sack.
{11654}{11796}So whatever happened to you must|have occurred once you were asleep.
{12102}{12164}Hey! Do you mind?
{12307}{12357}Teal'c!
{12611}{12644}Whoa.
{12683}{12737}- O'Neill.|- What is it?
{12843}{12948}Either I'm remembering|a particularly bad dream,
{12978}{13062}or the Asgard paid me|a little visit last night.
{13262}{13325}{Y:i}(Hammond) What you're saying|makes no sense.
{13327}{13426}Jack's account sounds like a number|of UFO abduction case files I've read.
{13428}{13518}This you remember.|My birthday you forget.
{13543}{13595}Looks like you'll have a lot more.
{13597}{13691}This encounter is incongruous|with all previous contact with the Asgard.
{13693}{13807}Thor has indicated that the Asgard kept|an eye on human development on Earth.
{13809}{13898}But we're allies now. We've|cooperated on a number of missions.
{13900}{14003}- This I would not have agreed to.|- What could they possibly hope to gain
{14005}{14115}from secretly making you younger|against your will?
{14167}{14230}I got nothing.
{14232}{14341}I'd like to cross-reference the abduction|accounts, see if I can find a connection.
{14343}{14455}Please do. Major, I believe you have|a briefing to run at 1300 hours.
{14457}{14530}- Yes, sir. I'll be there.|- The F-302 briefing?
{14532}{14640}- I thought I was running that.|- It would be best if the major handled it.
{14642}{14724}I'm sure you can impart|any information she needs to know.
{14726}{14810}- But I'm the one who...|- Good. Dismissed.
{15038}{15088}{Y:i}- (knocking)|- Come in.
{15147}{15286}Jack, try to understand. Your situation|puts me in a very difficult position.
{15288}{15379}No offence, but you're not the one|who went to bed watching CNN
{15381}{15440}and woke up|as part of the MTV generation.
{15442}{15509}Which is why Major Carter's|handling that briefing.
{15511}{15567}I've flown the 302 more than anyone else.
{15569}{15640}Be that as it may, the bottom line is,
{15642}{15806}a room full of seasoned pilots aren't|going to respect the opinion of a boy.
{15808}{15894}Sir, I just look like one for the moment.
{15896}{15973}But those men in that room|need my expertise.
{15975}{16089}And if they're gonna be working here,|they're gonna have to get used to...
{16091}{16154}- unusual things happening.|- Look, Jack.
{16156}{16267}No one is disputing that you may continue|to be a valuable asset to the SGC.
{16269}{16411}But under the circumstances,|there's nothing I can do. I'm sorry.
{16436}{16491}Yes, sir. I understand.
{16580}{16630}Dumb idea.
{16694}{16801}It would appear that many Tauri have|encountered beings from other worlds.
{16803}{16904}Little do they know|how close they are to the truth.
{16906}{16968}What exactly are we looking for,|Daniel Jackson?
{16970}{17037}Any abduction accounts|that match Jack's story,
{17039}{17151}and anyone claiming to have physically|regressed several decades overnight.
{17153}{17265}- We need to enter our search parameters.|- It has already been done.
{17267}{17327}Wow! That's a lot of people.
{17389}{17446}Indeed.
{17448}{17602}Let's see if any of these match Jack's|story. He said he saw four green lights.
{17660}{17715}That's a little more reasonable.
{17717}{17826}That's interesting. Of the narrowed-down|accounts, the most recent is from...
{17828}{17927}- 19 years ago.|- Eight are here in the States.
{17929}{18039}If these addresses are still valid,|we should talk to these people in person.
{18041}{18176}- What do you hope to learn?|- I guess we'll know when we learn it.
{18240}{18375}As your intel packages show, the F-302 is|a spaceworthy fighter-interceptor aircraft
{18377}{18453}reverse-engineered|from Goa'uld technology.
{18455}{18539}Your upcoming mission has been dubbed|"Operation Blue Phoenix".
{18541}{18667}It'll be a live-fire combat simulation to|test the 302 against actual death gliders.
{18669}{18730}- Captain?|- According to our mission reports,
{18732}{18798}you were second seat|on the most recent 302 mission.
{18800}{18917}Yes, and it included close combat. We'll|cover what was learned in that encounter.
{18919}{19043}- Didn't Colonel O'Neill pilot that mission?|- Yes, as a matter of fact he did.
{19045}{19193}He also commanded the X-302 on both|hyperspace window missions, didn't he?
{19195}{19241}What's your point, Major?
{19243}{19318}With respect, ma'am,|shouldn't he be running this briefing?
{19320}{19423}Colonel O'Neill is unavailable.|However, I have several computer models
{19425}{19516}to help you understand|how the 302 handles in combat situations.
{19518}{19655}No offence, but those won't help me|when I'm pulling 6G's in a dogfight.
{19657}{19782}As you should know, Captain,|the 302 has inertial dampening systems
{19784}{19879}which I am more than qualified|to explain in detail, so let's just...
{19881}{19987}{Y:i}- (O'Neill) I just dropped by to say... Ow!|- Sir, please do not resist.
{19989}{20039}..stay focused.
{20041}{20088}- OK, I'm warning you.|- Sir...
{20090}{20166}Didn't I just say I was warning you?|Hey! Ooh!
{20168}{20233}That's it! Now I'm mad.
{20269}{20324}You can release him.
{20436}{20545}I'll forgo the charges|for assaulting a superior officer.
{20547}{20597}Carter.
{20644}{20719}- Could have taken 'em.|- I'm sure.
{20721}{20779}Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
{20781}{20846}We were covering|the 302's flight capabilities.
{20848}{20898}Then here's what you need to know.
{20900}{21013}- Major, is this a joke?|- No, this is... Colonel O'Neill.
{21042}{21169}I'm only gonna say this once,|so I'd suggest that you listen up.
{21171}{21206}- Whatever you say.|- Hey!
{21208}{21330}I realise that it doesn't actually say|"Colonel" on my uniform, but it should.
{21445}{21486}Yes, sir.
{21551}{21647}Now, velocity is key|during engagement with a glider.
{21649}{21736}Your instincts tell you to floor it|because it's more manoeuvrable,
{21738}{21819}but you've got to stay in control.
{21821}{21974}The inertial dampeners only compensate|90% when pulling negative G's,
{21976}{22120}so the real trick is knowing your enemy,|so you can anticipate their next moves.
{22148}{22198}OK.
{22263}{22315}Death gliders 101 .
{22406}{22471}May I ask why the United States Air Force
{22473}{22582}has taken a renewed interest|in my story after 26 years?
{22584}{22665}All I can tell you is that|we have some new information.
{22667}{22757}- Will it prove my story true?|- Eventually.
{22794}{22862}- Maybe.|- Please tell us what happened to you.
{22884}{22998}I was asleep in my bed, and a light|appeared in my room and took me.
{23008}{23107}{Y:i}- (Daniel) Took you where?|- Some kind of spacecraft, I suppose.
{23109}{23209}{Y:i}I was weightless,|floating in midair, and yet...
{23211}{23346}It was dark, cold. I couldn't move|a muscle even though I was wide awake.
{23348}{23422}- After the light hit you, then what?|- The devices came.
{23424}{23519}{Y:i}They were these green glowing balls|that floated around me.
{23521}{23581}{Y:i}(man speaks Cantonese)
{23583}{23664}After the small green spheres|stopped scanning him...
{23666}{23742}{Y:i}- (Cantonese)|- ..they left him alone for a long while.
{23744}{23823}{Y:i}(man speaks Cantonese)
{23825}{23912}And then a voice spoke to him,|telling him not to be afraid,
{23914}{24051}- and that he would soon be safe again.|- Did Professor Wu see who spoke to him?
{24053}{24133}{Y:i}(interpreter speaks Cantonese)
{24288}{24385}All the accounts are basically identical.|They match Jack's version of events.
{24387}{24475}Except none of them experienced|any physical changes as a result.
{24477}{24581}But everything else is bang on - taken|while sleeping, out-of-body experience.
{24583}{24675}All this does sound familiar -|cliché even, if you watch enough TV.
{24677}{24828}But they all described four green globes|buzzing around them like insects.
{24830}{24903}That's too specific a detail|to be a coincidence.
{24905}{25001}The being that abducted them - I assume|they described an Asgard as well.
{25003}{25057}Short, big eyes, no hair, weird voice.
{25059}{25174}The Asgard haven't responded|to our attempted communications.
{25176}{25237}If help is coming, it better arrive soon.
{25239}{25289}{Y:i}(electro-rock music)
{25383}{25443}{Y:i}- (knocking)|- It's open.
{25489}{25535}How are you doing?
{25615}{25723}Well, I think I'm getting|another zit, and, uh...
{25725}{25799}Oh! Yeah, I'm still a kid.
{25801}{25911}But beyond that,|I'm doing just peachy, thanks. Why?
{25959}{25999}Well...
{26001}{26171}Janet just finished going over the genetic|team's analysis of your test results.
{26173}{26230}How bad can it be?
{26255}{26332}You're probably not feeling the effects yet,
{26334}{26438}but something is happening to your body|at the cellular level.
{26440}{26580}Basically your genetic structure's|growing more unstable...
{26684}{26734}Colonel...
{26775}{26827}you're dying.
{27219}{27272}Honestly, I feel fine.
{27274}{27356}You'll start to notice symptoms|as the condition worsens.
{27358}{27439}- How long do I have?|- It's hard to say.
{27480}{27538}Say it anyway.
{27558}{27620}Weeks, days, I don't know.
{27622}{27737}You'll notice fatigue first. In the end,|your body's vital organs will shut down.
{27739}{27880}It's like something inside you|is causing a total system failure.
{27905}{28019}I don't get it. We helped save|their skinny asses from the replicators,
{28021}{28091}and as a thanks they shrink me|and leave me to die.
{28093}{28169}We're exploring|every option we have, Colonel.
{28171}{28238}We just need you to hang in there.
{28365}{28440}Thanks for coming.|I'm sure it'll help coming from you.
{28442}{28595}- How are Mark and the kids?|- Good. Great. I'll tell them you said hi.
{28754}{28851}I'm sorry. Sam told me|what was going on, but...
{28876}{28941}What could anyone possibly|hope to gain from this?
{28943}{29022}Can we just, uh... get on with it?
{29047}{29097}I'm not getting any younger.
{29099}{29194}Well, as I told Sam,|our options are pretty limited.
{29196}{29246}You came all this way to say goodbye?
{29248}{29328}At this point, I'm here|to recommend we put you in stasis
{29330}{29418}- until we understand your condition.|- You wanna freeze me.
{29420}{29502}We're not talking about cryogenics|as we know it here on Earth.
{29504}{29569}The risk involved is minimal.
{29571}{29651}I've been down this road|with the Tok'ra before.
{29653}{29756}No offence, Jacob, but the last time|you guys helped me out of a "jam",
{29758}{29857}I ended up rescuing an old girlfriend|I'd never met before.
{29859}{29956}We would never subject you to another|blending without your permission.
{29958}{30030}Good. Cos it's never gonna happen.
{30082}{30175}No pressure, Jack.|But you need to make a decision.
{30177}{30236}We have a team standing by.
{30238}{30288}But if you wait too long,
{30290}{30379}we may not be able to reverse|the cellular breakdown.
{30381}{30424}Colonel, please.
{30557}{30616}It's your choice, Jack.
{30664}{30770}- Can I have five minutes to think about it?|- You can have ten, Colonel.
{31087}{31190}- Do you think he'll do it?|- If I have to drag him there myself.
{31192}{31291}I didn't come all this way|to watch him die like this.
{31414}{31485}We have a security breach,|level 25, guest quarters.
{31585}{31635}{Y:i}(alarm)
{32105}{32229}Security teams have swept the base|three times, inside and out.
{32231}{32323}They've found nothing. I think|it's safe to assume he's no longer here.
{32325}{32433}He knows the SGC as well as anyone.|If he wanted a way out, he'd find one.
{32435}{32525}I've notified the authorities.|With any luck they'll find him soon.
{32527}{32604}Sir? There's something|you all need to see.
{32628}{32744}Go on home, kid, before I call the cops.|It's a school night, for cryin' out loud.
{32746}{32804}How about lite beer?
{32806}{32856}Gimme a break.
{33146}{33201}Harley?
{33236}{33296}- Excuse me?|- Yeah, Harlan Beck.
{33329}{33396}You served in Operation Proven Force|out of Incirlik.
{33398}{33488}Yeah, during the Gulf.|How'd you know that, kid?
{33490}{33559}What, are you kidding? I ran...
{33652}{33772}I mean, uh... my uncle|knew a Lieutenant Beck from the war.
{33774}{33905}Said he was a stand-up guy.|Flew an AC-130 gunship over Baghdad.
{33907}{33983}Then your uncle|had to be in the Special Ops.
{33985}{34066}Yeah, he was. Colonel Jack O'Neill?
{34104}{34217}You're Jack O'Neill's nephew?|I didn't know he had a sibling.
{34256}{34321}Well... used to.
{34353}{34478}Uncle Jack's been like a father to me|since my folks died.
{34536}{34617}So how's old Jack doin', anyway?
{34619}{34706}He's fine. He's not that old, either.
{34742}{34845}Well, tell him... tell him|Harley said to watch his six.
{34847}{34937}Hey. Yeah, uh... speaking of six...
{34939}{35033}Look, seeing as how|you know my uncle and all,
{35035}{35113}you think you could do me a little favour?
{35297}{35396}Selmak has had a chance to digest|some of the DNA test results,
{35398}{35483}and it seems Colonel O'Neill's condition|isn't what we thought.
{35485}{35578}- He isn't dying?|- He is, but we think we know the cause.
{35580}{35706}When we first compared the DNA|samples, the match was almost perfect.
{35708}{35859}- You said there was a tiny abnormality.|- Yes. Selmak thinks he knows why.
{35861}{35928}{Y:i}(distorted) This is not Colonel O'Neill.
{35930}{35985}- But...|- He's a clone.
{36226}{36291}I see. Keep me informed.
{36384}{36444}No word yet on...
{36482}{36560}{Y:i}What exactly do we call him at this point?
{36585}{36647}Duplicate O'Neill?
{36649}{36730}Sir, we think we have a clearer idea|of what might be going on.
{36732}{36804}- Enlighten me.|- We know the Asgard clone themselves.
{36806}{36923}They clone their bodies, then transfer|their consciousness from one to the next.
{36925}{37008}They suffer from grave diseases|due to thousands of years of cloning.
{37010}{37080}Leading to extinction|if they can't solve the problem
{37082}{37168}of diminishing returns|in their cloning technology.
{37170}{37230}What does this have to do|with Colonel O'Neill?
{37232}{37312}We had the abductees' DNA|that Teal'c and I interviewed
{37314}{37398}scanned for the same abnormalities|as Duplicate O'Neill.
{37400}{37467}As far as we can tell,|none of them are clones.
{37469}{37541}- Which means?|- In all likelihood, the Asgard responsible
{37543}{37633}took the original people|and replaced them with duplicates.
{37635}{37699}They study the originals|and then switch them back.
{37701}{37804}You think whoever took the real|Colonel O'Neill is going to return him?
{37806}{37851}It's all we've got, sir.
{37853}{37941}We're hoping the fact that the clone|didn't mature is a mistake.
{37943}{37983}What makes you think that?
{37985}{38082}The previous actions of this Asgard|indicated his desire to remain covert.
{38084}{38134}Jack's clone is a dead giveaway.
{38136}{38226}The Asgard doesn't know there's|a problem or he'd have tried to fix it.
{38228}{38305}They'll figure it out|when they try to switch him back.
{38307}{38343}If they try to switch.
{38345}{38453}If we don't track down the duplicate,|we may not get the real O'Neill back?
{38455}{38589}We're sure the Asgard could find him|if he wants. That's not the real issue.
{38591}{38645}We wish to apprehend the Asgard.
{38647}{38730}Intercepting the next switch|may be our only shot.
{38732}{38766}{Y:i}(buzzer)
{38785}{38840}{Y:i}- Hammond.|- General Hammond, sir.
{38842}{38964}{Y:i}I have a Lieutenant Colonel Beck from|the 10th Air Base Wing on the line for you.
{38966}{39038}{Y:i}- It has to do with Colonel O'Neill.|- Patch him through.
{39040}{39087}{Y:i}Yes, sir.
{39406}{39503}Unless you brought beer,|that's close enough.
{39545}{39630}Colonel, we need you|to come back with us.
{39632}{39671}How'd you find me?
{39673}{39788}Lieutenant Colonel Beck called General|Hammond and placed you in the area.
{39790}{39861}A man from whom you bought bait|recommended this river.
{39863}{39955}Tell Jacob thanks, but I'm|not interested in the deep-freeze deal.
{39957}{40038}We're not here to take you to the Tok'ra.|There may not be much time.
{40040}{40116}- Never is, is there?|- OK. Well...
{40141}{40215}There's no easy way to tell you this, so...
{40217}{40315}Sam's just gonna|come right out and say it.
{40317}{40418}Well, sir, as you know, the Asgard|depend on a cloning technology...
{40420}{40465}Oh, for cryin' out loud!
{40502}{40573}You have been cloned, O'Neill.
{40575}{40600}What?
{40602}{40734}We think the Asgard took the real you|and made a copy - an unstable one at that.
{40762}{40818}The "real" me?
{40843}{40986}Yeah, the original. That's not|your "real" anything. I'm sorry.
{41089}{41154}Where's the original?
{41156}{41257}That's what we hope to find out.|But we need your help.
{41443}{41512}We've calculated a seven-day gap|between abductions,
{41514}{41566}which puts us at tonight.
{41568}{41634}This plan sucks.
{41699}{41788}Look, I know you don't think|I am who I am,
{41790}{41869}but as far as I'm concerned, I am...
{41908}{41957}who I am.
{41980}{42065}The switch is our only chance|of capturing whoever's behind this.
{42067}{42138}What about the fact|that this body is dying?
{42140}{42250}Has anyone even thought|about that for a second?
{42300}{42369}Oh. I see.
{42394}{42500}You don't care, as long as|you get the original back.
{42540}{42613}We just... We don't know|what else to do for you.
{42615}{42686}Perhaps the Asgard responsible|can correct his mistake.
{42688}{42755}Fine. Give me a nine-mil.|I'll get it out of the sucker.
{42757}{42817}We don't know who or what|we might be facing yet.
{42819}{42950}Exactly why you can't just|use me as bait and hang me out to dry.
{42984}{43039}You'll never intercept an Asgard beam.
{43041}{43162}The only chance you have|of capturing this guy is me.
{43231}{43290}Come on.
{43376}{43427}A zat gun.
{43452}{43500}Thank you, sir.
{43745}{43806}Carter, you still got your ears on?
{43808}{43881}- Yes, sir.|- Daniel? Teal'c?
{43903}{44000}{Y:i}- Everything appears to be normal, O'Neill.|- Yeah? Not to me.
{44002}{44049}Wanna go over the instructions again?
{44051}{44150}Don't worry, Carter.|I'm sure I'll figure it out.
{44477}{44531}Colonel, you all right?
{44533}{44609}Jack! Jack!
{44623}{44673}O'Neill.
{44915}{44990}What are you all doing in my bedroom?
{45235}{45310}Hello. Do not be afraid.
{45642}{45680}{Y:i}(groans)
{45771}{45867}- I assume this is important.|- Just a little, sir.
{46164}{46200}OK.
{46225}{46280}Wrong console.
{46364}{46464}Far right jewel thingy... up.
{46539}{46574}Ah! And three o'clock.
{46576}{46643}I was having the weirdest dream.
{46754}{46834}You see, Carter?|Told you it was no problem.
{47070}{47130}What's goin' on?
{47163}{47288}Wow. You know, I'm really|much taller than I think.
{47377}{47403}Carter?
{47424}{47521}Colonel O'Neill, meet... Colonel O'Neill.
{47636}{47746}- What's goin' on?|- We're pretty sure this Asgard over here
{47748}{47845}kidnapped you and attempted|to replace you with a clone.
{47847}{47902}How long was I asleep?
{47904}{47987}- Seven days.|- It's a record.
{47989}{48027}So you're...
{48029}{48055}- You.|- ..me?
{48057}{48214}Yeah. Believe me, if you think it's weird,|imagine how I feel being the copy.
{48298}{48358}He has awakened.
{48543}{48631}- What's happening?|- We were kinda hoping you could tell us.
{48633}{48722}- No, no, no. This is all wrong.|- Hey!
{48760}{48813}I'll tell you what's wrong.
{48815}{48927}I just woke up, I haven't had coffee,|let alone a pee in seven days,
{48929}{49058}and I find out you stole my ass|and made a... mini-me.
{49175}{49264}Carter, I should be irked currently, yes?
{49284}{49339}Yes, I would be.
{49411}{49504}- Why don't you tell us who you are?|- Loki.
{49523}{49617}According to Norse mythology,|that's the god of mischief.
{49619}{49723}- What did you want with Colonel O'Neill?|- I have nothing more to say to any of you.
{49725}{49828}Hey! We just saved your flat little|white asses from the replicators.
{49830}{49920}- This is the thanks we get?|- At least you're gonna live.
{49945}{49984}What?
{49986}{50142}Maybe you're a little put out. But this guy|didn't hit the right buttons on the Xerox.
{50163}{50271}This body is gonna fall apart|if he doesn't fix me.
{50273}{50373}I cannot. All the clones|suffer the same fate.
{50399}{50478}OK. I'm going back|to my original question.
{50480}{50542}What's going on?
{50544}{50657}I am a scientist, a former geneticist|with the Asgard Ruling Council.
{50659}{50713}- Former?|- I was stripped of my stature
{50715}{50809}after I was caught performing|unsanctioned experiments on humans.
{50811}{50874}What, you've got sanctioned ones?
{50876}{50996}I had the courage to do what was needed|to advance our cloning technology.
{50998}{51091}Instead of courage,|some might call it a lack of morality.
{51093}{51186}Our population cannot withstand|the duplication process for much longer.
{51188}{51252}How can experimenting on humans|change that?
{51254}{51370}Your bodies are similar to|our original form thousands of years ago.
{51372}{51433}Using your physical make-up|as a template,
{51435}{51587}I hoped to construct a clone that could|contain our massively superior intellect.
{51589}{51697}- My research was unsuccessful.|- So much for massively superior intellect.
{51699}{51775}{Y:i}- I was gonna say that.|- I was going to say
{51777}{51867}it was unsuccessful prior to|my being caught and banished.
{51869}{52027}- I would have found what I needed.|- Why risk coming back after 19 years?
{52029}{52117}Because I thought he was the one.
{52139}{52195}- Me?|- Me?
{52197}{52280}I believed his genetic code|contained the key.
{52282}{52308}- Mine?|- Mine?
{52310}{52347}Stop it.
{52349}{52448}He was physiologically advanced enough|to carry and utilise all the data
{52450}{52517}from the Ancients'|repository of knowledge -
{52519}{52595}impossible for any human|one generation ago.
{52597}{52676}He is a significant step forward|on your evolutionary path.
{52678}{52803}- You just found this out recently?|- I learned it when all the Asgard did.
{52805}{52855}O'Neill is legendary.
{52857}{52957}The Asgard fleet has been distracted|by the war with the replicators
{52959}{53027}and subsequent relocation of our people.
{53049}{53137}So you took the opportunity when|no one was looking to sneak back here.
{53139}{53254}I do not regret my actions.|I am trying to save my people.
{53271}{53348}Look, I know this isn't all about me,|but come on.
{53350}{53462}- Seriously, I'm dyin' here.|- I cannot reverse your fate.
{53464}{53585}Nor can I explain why you did not mature|to the proper age as you should have.
{53587}{53676}Well, easy to see why|they kicked you out of the science club.
{53678}{53750}All right, I've heard enough.
{53794}{53832}Carter!
{53877}{53946}Can you call Thor on this thing?
{53965}{54083}- Please, do not.|- We've tried contacting the Asgard.
{54094}{54192}- You'd think if Thor knew about this...|- OK, pretty sure that's it.
{54496}{54583}All right, how long are we going...
{54585}{54649}You all right?
{54699}{54749}Actually, no.
{54751}{54832}What do we do if Thor doesn't show up?
{54896}{54930}Never mind.
{54932}{55001}Well, it's about time.
{55003}{55075}I apologise for not coming sooner.
{55106}{55154}Loki, what have you done?
{55156}{55255}Seems he's been playing Dr Moreau|behind your back.
{55257}{55307}Yes. Dr Moreau.
{55309}{55372}- You know why I am here.|- You should have known
{55374}{55461}O'Neill's genetic coding|was safeguarded for his own protection.
{55463}{55507}Excuse me?
{55509}{55663}A marker was placed in your DNA to|prevent attempts at genetic manipulation.
{55665}{55753}- The abnormality.|- That's why the clone didn't mature.
{55755}{55846}Yes. Loki will be punished for his actions.
{55848}{55951}Is it true that Colonel O'Neill is the key|to solving your cloning problems?
{55953}{55995}No.
{55997}{56083}- But I thought I was advanced.|- Indeed you are, O'Neill.
{56085}{56153}But our scientists|have already determined
{56155}{56242}that while you are an important step|forward in the evolutionary chain,
{56244}{56346}the missing link we have been|searching for still eludes us.
{56348}{56375}I'm sorry.
{56377}{56488}Again, I apologise for any inconvenience|Loki may have caused.
{56490}{56548}Yeah, that's what I'd call it.
{56550}{56687}Unfortunately, the eventual genetic|breakdown of the clone is not my doing,
{56689}{56757}but rather a result of Loki's inept methods.
{56759}{56872}There was no need|for the clones to survive.
{57048}{57098}Look, Thor.
{57100}{57227}Is there anything you can do for him?|The whining's starting to grate.
{57229}{57323}- You wish your clone to live?|- You can't just let me die.
{57444}{57536}- He's just a kid.|- Are you certain, O'Neill?
{57633}{57683}I'm thinking.
{57757}{57806}- Yeah.|- Very well.
{57817}{57895}I will attempt to repair his DNA.
{57897}{58037}If successful, he should continue|to mature at a normal human rate.
{58239}{58289}Thanks.
{59053}{59105}You sure about this?
{59130}{59205}I've thought a lot about it.
{59207}{59374}You know, you... me. I mean,|we never really did embrace high school.
{59464}{59557}Haven't you ever wanted to go back|and do it all over again,
{59559}{59629}especially with all you know now?
{59703}{59753}No.
{59776}{59874}Well, from here on in|you and me are different.
{59876}{59938}Which is why I'm gonna do this.
{60044}{60116}Hey, listen. Do me a favour, huh?
{60133}{60209}Don't worry, I wasn't gonna keep in touch.
{60211}{60286}- Yeah, it'd just be a little...|- Weird.
{60288}{60338}Weird, yeah.
{60340}{60370}Yeah.
{60392}{60451}But if you need anything, just...
{60453}{60546}The air force has set me up. I'll be fine.
{60556}{60645}You sure about this?|I mean, it's high school.
{60805}{60897}Yes. Go forth, young man.
{61398}{61448}{Y:i}(school bell)