{111}{151}General, what's this all about?
{156}{241}At 0920 hours this morning, someone|tried to enter the base using this.
{248}{281}Colonel O'Neill's security ID.
{289}{374}After the person in question was taken|into custody, he insisted on seeing you.
{381}{410}Me? Why?
{430}{476}Well, I was hoping you could|figure that one out, Major.
{479}{499}Open it.
{688}{735}Thank you. Now we're|gettin' somewhere.
{751}{829}Sergeant, that, uh, coffee.|I asked for half an hour ago?
{831}{877}You know, any time you|feel like gettin' it...
{1006}{1050}He's a boy, Sir.
{1072}{1169}As it turns out, Carter...yes,|I am...for the moment.
{1200}{1229}Do I know you?
{1246}{1317}Come on...it's me.
{1352}{1433}We tried to contact Colonel O'Neill,|even sent someone to his house.
{1455}{1507}Do you understand how much|trouble you're in right now?
{1523}{1592}Impersonating a military|officer is a federal offense.
{1653}{1848}I am not impersonating|anyone. I am Jack O'Neill.
{3723}{3747}Finally.
{3935}{4019}Hot chocolate?|Are you kidding?
{4069}{4109}Where did you get this?
{4133}{4153}I didn't...
{4183}{4237}I didn't get it anywhere. It's mine.
{4248}{4288}Because you're Colonel O'Neill.
{4296}{4317}Exactly.
{4401}{4536}Look, last night, I ate some dinner, had|a beer, went to bed and woke up like this.
{4542}{4620}Now can we please just get to the part|where you and Fraiser run some tests,...
{4630}{4701}find a cure and make me big again?
{4711}{4744}This is the security breach?
{4748}{4821}Daniel...will you tell|them who I am...please?
{4831}{4883}Okay...love to...who are you?
{4901}{4947}This young man claims|he's Colonel O'Neill.
{5011}{5038}It's a joke, right?
{5105}{5125}What's goin' on?
{5129}{5149}Daniel!
{5173}{5234}Sounds like him...at least|the loud, grating parts.
{5277}{5317}Okay...you want proof?
{5328}{5427}Carter, you once carried a Tok'ra named|Jolinar, who gave her life to save you.
{5433}{5496}Daniel, until recently,|you were anascended being.
{5503}{5625}Ya broke the rules. Ya got yourself kicked outta|the Oma Desala fan club and had your memory erased.
{5634}{5733}And you and Bra'tac both just lost|your snakes in a Goa'uld ambush.
{5743}{5809}Had your tretonin yet this morning?
{6020}{6098}How could this child|possess such knowledge?
{6187}{6296}no clue Because...it's...me.
{6500}{6629}Would anyone care to speculate how a boy could|be aware of our most classified information?
{6658}{6734}- Well, Sir...it could be him.|- There is a physical resemblance.
{6744}{6794}But he can't be more|than 15 years old.
{6805}{6902}Are you saying Colonel O'Neill has, somehow,|regressed more than 30 years overnight?
{6904}{6934}Stranger things have happened...
{6944}{6973}Name but one.
{6981}{7062}Well, there was the time he got really old, the time|he became a caveman, the time we all swapped bodies...
{7079}{7169}Why don't we move on to the|testing portionof this exercise?
{7209}{7244}Are you certain, Doctor?
{7252}{7330}Initial tests show that within|an acceptable margin of error,...
{7331}{7409}the boy's DNA is virtually|identical to Colonel O'Neill's.
{7419}{7465}What size margin of error|are we talking about?
{7470}{7554}Very small. In a court of law, the DNA|sample we took from the boy...
{7562}{7655}would be considered a high-probability match|to the DNA we have on file from Colonel O'Neill.
{7675}{7790}There is a...tiny abnormality, but for|all intents and purposes...it's him.
{7902}{7986}To be honest, this is out of my league.|We've got some specialists flying in.
{7997}{8046}We're going to run more|tests, see what we can learn.
{8053}{8124}In the meantime, I suggest we try to|make him as comfortable as possible.
{8143}{8178}I'll go set up a PlayStation.
{8349}{8454}You know, uh, I think you two are|enjoying this just...a little too much.
{8469}{8530}Well...you are kinda cute.
{8556}{8595}That's "Sir" to you.
{8610}{8716}And being trapped inside a scrawny|little body isn't my idea of cute, Carter.
{8777}{8849}Does possessing a younger body not|have certain advantages, O'Neill?
{8872}{8944}No. Not seein' it. What do you mean?
{8950}{9007}Do you not experience|increased health and vitality?
{9076}{9163}My "vitality" was|just fine, thank you.
{9213}{9260}I think what Teal'c|is saying is valid.
{9274}{9372}How many of us wouldn't trade everything for the|chance to be young again... live our lives over?
{9379}{9436}Yeah, well, I don't plan|on staying like this.
{9467}{9555}Well, in the meantime,|may I make a suggestion?
{9578}{9710}Try enjoying this as|much as we are...Sir.
{10340}{10399}Well, it's nice to know|some things don't change.
{10483}{10539}We'll have this stuff sent|back to the lab for analysis.
{10546}{10653}Well, if they find MSG, I will|never order from them again.
{10674}{10717}Come on, what are we|doing here, exactly?
{10719}{10778}Well, this is the last|place you remember being...
{10838}{10871}Older?
{10892}{10966}Are you conducting some sort of|scientific experiment, O'Neill?
{10971}{11025}Hey, come on, that salsa's still good.
{11222}{11290}What was the last thing you ate, Sir?
{11321}{11388}Four cheese burrito, some|guacamole on the side...
{11402}{11436}Anything else?
{11450}{11491}A beer. Then I hit the sack.
{11510}{11608}So, whatever happened to you must|have occurred once you were asleep.
{11955}{12030}Hey! Do you mind?
{12159}{12201}Teal'c...
{12467}{12499}Whoa...
{12536}{12559}O'Neill...
{12577}{12608}What is it?
{12698}{12913}Either I'm...remembering a particularly bad dream...|or the Asgard paid me a little visit last night.
{13123}{13176}No offense, but what you're|saying doesn't make any sense.
{13183}{13280}Jack's account sounds like a number|of UFO abduction case files I've read.
{13288}{13363}This you remember...my|birthday you forget.
{13404}{13442}Looks like you'll have a lot more...
{13457}{13546}This encounter is incongruous with all previous|contact we have had with the Asgard.
{13556}{13669}Thor has indicated that the Asgard have been keeping|an eye on human development on Earth in the past.
{13676}{13763}But we're allies now. We've cooperated|with them on a number of missions.
{13770}{13820}This...I would not have agreed to.
{13826}{13936}What could they possibly hope to gain from|secretly making you younger against your will?
{14020}{14057}I got nothing.
{14090}{14145}General, uh, I'd like to cross-reference|some of these old abduction accounts.
{14146}{14195}See if I can find any connection.
{14200}{14311}Please do. Major, I believe you had|a briefing to run at 1300 hours...
{14312}{14333}Yes, Sir. I'll be there.
{14345}{14414}Wait, wait, the F-302 briefing?|I though I was running that.
{14421}{14502}Given your current situation, I feel it|would be best if Major Carter handled it.
{14508}{14584}I'm sure you can impart any information|she needs to know to fill in the gap...
{14589}{14613}But...I mean, I'm the one...
{14620}{14668}Good. Dismissed.
{15002}{15053}Jack,try to understand.
{15064}{15120}Your situation puts me in|a very difficult position.
{15132}{15227}Uh, General, no offense, but you're not|the one who went tobed watching CNN...
{15228}{15291}and woke up as part|of the MTV generation.
{15298}{15365}Which is exactly why Major Carter's|going to handle that briefing.
{15371}{15431}Sir, I've flown the 302 more|times than anyone else.
{15436}{15531}Be that as it may, the bottom line|is a room full of seasoned pilots...
{15532}{15600}aren't going to respect|the opinion of a boy.
{15673}{15827}Sir, I just look like one...for the moment...|but those men in that room need my expertise.
{15833}{15878}And plus, you know, if they're gonna|be working here, they're gonna...
{15890}{15983}have to start gettin' used to...you|know...unusual things happening.
{15991}{16122}Look, Jack...no one is disputing that you may|continue to be a valuable asset to the SGC...
{16129}{16237}but under the circumstances,|there's nothing I can do. I'm sorry.
{16300}{16380}Yes, Sir. I understand.
{16437}{16484}Dumb idea...
{16557}{16635}It would appear that a great many of the Tau'ri|have encountered beings from other worlds.
{16644}{16749}Yep, hmm...little do they know|how close they are to the truth.
{16766}{16811}What, exactly, are we|looking for, Daniel Jackson?
{16824}{16915}Well, any abduction accounts that...|match Jack's story, and, um, obviously,...
{16916}{16990}anyone claiming to have physically|regressed several decades overnight.
{17014}{17060}We just need to enter our search|parameters into the database...
{17066}{17093}It has already been done.
{17132}{17226}Wow...that's a lot of people.
{17255}{17295}Indeed.
{17309}{17360}Let's see if any of these|match Jack's story exactly...
{17361}{17445}what he said he saw...|four green lights...
{17520}{17607}That's a little more reasonable.|That's interesting...
{17630}{17741}of the narrowed down accounts, the most|recent is from ... 19 year ago.
{17751}{17781}Eight are here in the 'States.
{17797}{17882}You know, if these addresses are still valid,|we should go talk to these people in person.
{17901}{17950}What do you hope to learn?
{17957}{18028}I guess we'll know when we learn it.
{18102}{18227}As your intel packages show, the F-302 is|a space-worthy, fighter-interceptor aircraft...
{18228}{18304}reverse-engineered|from Goa'uld technology.
{18310}{18397}You're upcoming mission has been|dubbed operation blue phoenix.
{18402}{18547}It'll be a live-fire combat simulation to test how|well the 302 fares against actual death gliders.
{18550}{18605}Major, according to our mission|reports, you were second seat...
{18606}{18656}on the most recent|mission involving the 302.
{18664}{18713}Yes, and that one|included close combat.
{18715}{18776}We'll be covering what was learned|in that encounter in this briefing.
{18786}{18833}Didn't Colonel O'Neill|pilot that mission?
{18842}{18890}Yes, as a matter of fact, he did.
{18910}{19038}The Colonel also commanded the X-302 during both|previous hyper-space window missions, didn't he, Major?
{19058}{19097}What's your point, Major?
{19104}{19175}With all due respect, Ma'am, shouldn't|Colonel O'Neill be running this briefing?
{19187}{19222}Colonel O'Neill is unavailable.
{19227}{19302}However, I've prepared several computer|models which should help you...
{19303}{19367}understand how the 302|handles in combat situations.
{19368}{19415}Major, no offense, but those|aren't going to help me...
{19416}{19487}when I'm pulling 6 Gs in a|dogfight against an alien ship.
{19520}{19637}As you should know, Captain, the|302 has inertial dampening systems...
{19644}{19735}...which I am more than qualified to|explain in detail, so, let's just...
{19736}{19820}- I just dropped by to say...Ow!|- Sir, please do not resist.
{19821}{19879}- Hey, ease up, big guy.|- ...stay focused.
{19891}{19923}- Relax, sir.|- I'm warning you...
{19924}{19951}Sir, please, stay there.
{19952}{20070}Did I just say I'm warning you? Hey!|Oh! All right! That's it! Now, I'm mad!
{20131}{20165}You can release him.
{20297}{20434}I'll forgo the charges for assaulting|a superior officer. Carter...
{20495}{20545}I could've taken him.
{20555}{20575}I'm sure.
{20579}{20627}Sorry, I'm late. What'd I miss?
{20639}{20694}We were just covering the|302's flight capabilities.
{20707}{20754}Well, then, I'm just in time.|Here's what you need to know...
{20759}{20787}Major, is this a joke?
{20804}{20878}No...this is... Colonel O'Neill.
{20906}{21002}I'm only gonna say this once, so|I'd suggest that you listen up.
{21025}{21047}Whatever you say...
{21048}{21176}Hey! I realize it doesn't actually say "Colonel"|anywhere on my uniform, but it should.
{21305}{21328}Yes, sir.
{21414}{21499}Now...velocity is key during|engagement with a glider.
{21501}{21565}Now, your instincts are gonna tell|ya to floor it, because it's faster...
{21566}{21660}and more maneuverable, but|you've got to stay in control.
{21670}{21826}Uh...oh, yeah...and the, uh, inertial dampeners|only compensate 90% when pulling negative Gs.
{21836}{21959}So the real trick is knowing your enemy|so you can anticipate their next moves.
{22012}{22168}Okay...Death Gliders 101...
{22266}{22438}May I ask why the United States Air Force is taking|a renewed interest in my story after 26 years?
{22445}{22510}Well, all I can tell you is that|we have some new information.
{22527}{22575}Will it prove my story true?
{22592}{22675}Eventually...maybe.
{22685}{22723}Please, tell us what happened to you.
{22750}{22863}I was asleep in my bed, and a light|appeared in my room and took me.
{22871}{22893}Took you where?
{22901}{23028}Some kind of space craft I suppose.|I was weightless, floating in mid-air.
{23039}{23061}And yet...
{23071}{23137}It was dark, cold...
{23144}{23201}I couldn't move a muscle|even though I was wide awake.
{23211}{23244}After the light hit you, then what?
{23246}{23284}The devices came.
{23293}{23370}They were these green, glowing|balls that floated around me.
{23444}{23528}He said that after the small green|spheres stopped scanning him...
{23557}{23610}they left him alone for a long while.
{23677}{23762}And then a voice spoke to him,|telling him not to be afraid.
{23773}{23813}And that he would soon be safe again.
{23819}{23908}Could you ask Professor Wu if he|actually saw who was speaking to him?
{24135}{24236}All the accounts were basically identical...they|all matched Jack's version of events exactly.
{24248}{24333}Except none of them experienced any kind of|physical changes as a result of the abduction.
{24337}{24370}No, they didn't, but|everything else is bang on.
{24447}{24530}now, admittedly, all of this does sound|familiar, cliché even, if you watch enough TV, but...
{24534}{24685}they all described four green globes that seemed|to defy gravity, buzzing around them like insects.
{24686}{24750}Now, that's too specific a|detail to be a coincidence.
{24761}{24859}The being that abducted them...I|assume they described an Asgard as well?
{24863}{24913}Short, big eyes, no|hair, weird voice...
{24914}{24990}The Asgard haven't responded|to our attempted communications.
{25003}{25092}Well...if help is coming,|it better arrive soon.
{25275}{25307}It's open.
{25340}{25383}How are you doin'?
{25483}{25549}Well...I think I'm|gettin' another zit...
{25562}{25720}...and, oh, yeah...I'm still a kid. Uh, but|beyond that I'm doin' just peachy, thanks. Why?
{25821}{25978}Well, Janet's just finished going over the|genetic team's analysis of your test results...
{26034}{26064}How bad can it be?
{26118}{26190}You're probably not feeling|the effects yet...but,...
{26191}{26284}something is happening to your|body at the cellular level.
{26290}{26381}Basically, your genetic structure|is growing more unstable...
{26535}{26665}Colonel...you're dying.
{27070}{27128}Honestly, I feel fine.
{27130}{27207}You'll start to notice symptoms|as the condition worsens.
{27215}{27247}How long do I have?
{27275}{27336}It's hard to say.
{27340}{27386}Say it anyway...
{27415}{27521}Weeks...days...I don't know.|You'll notice fatigue first.
{27526}{27590}In the end, your bodies vital|organs will completely shut down.
{27605}{27683}It's like something inside you|is causing a total system failure.
{27755}{27870}I don't get it. We helped save their|skinny asses from the replicators...
{27871}{27925}and as a thanks, they shrink|me and leave me to die.
{27945}{28088}We're exploring every option we have, Colonel.|We just need you to hang in there.
{28220}{28285}Thanks for coming. I'm sure it'll|help coming directly from you.
{28286}{28323}How are Mark and the kids?
{28324}{28396}Good, great, the kids are great.|I'll tell them you said hi.
{28627}{28800}I'm sorry...Sam told be what was going on, but...|what could anyone possibly hope to gain from this?
{28810}{28949}Can we just, uh, get on with|it? I'm not gettin' any younger.
{28955}{29053}Well, as I told Sam, our|options are pretty limited.
{29055}{29101}You come all this way|just to say goodbye?
{29105}{29235}At this point, I'm here to recommend we put you in|stasis until we better understand your condition.
{29237}{29270}You want to freeze me.
{29275}{29340}Colonel, we're not talking about|cryogenics as we know it here on Earth.
{29350}{29407}The risk involved is minimal.
{29415}{29505}Yeah, well, I've been down this|road with the Tok'ra before.
{29507}{29612}No offense, Jacob, but the last time|you guys helped me out of a jam...
{29624}{29705}...I ended up rescuing an old|girlfriend I'd never met before.
{29710}{29815}We would never subject you to another|blending without your express permission.
{29821}{29894}Good...because it's|never gonna happen.
{29930}{30030}No pressure, Jack...but|you need to make a decision.
{30040}{30221}We have a team standing by, but if you wait too long,|we may not be able to reverse the cellular breakdown.
{30228}{30260}Colonel, please.
{30410}{30465}It's your choice, Jack.
{30520}{30565}Can I have five minutes|to think about it?
{30575}{30635}You can have 10, Colonel.
{30930}{30965}You think he'll do it?
{30967}{31025}If I have to drag the little tyke, kicking|and screaming, through the 'gate myself.
{31035}{31105}I didn't come all this way|to watch him die like this...
{31255}{31325}We have a security breach.|Level 25. Guest quarters.
{31962}{32082}Security teams have swept the base three|times in the past six hours, inside and out.
{32083}{32161}They found nothing. I think it's|safe to assume he's no longer here.
{32163}{32272}Well, Colonel O'Neill knows the SGC as well as|anyone. If he wanted a way out, I'm sure he'd find one.
{32285}{32373}Well, I've notified state and local authorities.|With any luck, they'll find him soon.
{32377}{32449}Sir...there's something|you all need to see.
{32482}{32589}Go on home, kid, before I call the cops.|It's a school night, for cryin' out loud.
{32595}{32638}How about light beer?
{32656}{32703}Give me a break...
{32985}{33015}Harley?
{33090}{33107}Excuse me?
{33111}{33240}Yeah...Harlen Beck. You served in operation|prove force out of Incerlik, right?
{33246}{33328}Yeah, during the Gulf...how'd|you know that, kid?
{33335}{33396}What? Are you kidding? I ran...
{33504}{33604}I mean, uh...my uncle knew|a Lt. Beck from the war.
{33605}{33729}Yeah, said he was a stand up guy.|Flew an AC-130 gunship over Baghdad.
{33756}{33833}Well, then, you're uncle|had to be in the special ops.
{33835}{33917}Yeah, he was...Colonel Jack O'Neill?
{33952}{34071}You're Jack O'Neill's nephew?|I didn't know he had a sibling.
{34108}{34306}Uh...used to. Uh, yeah...Uncle Jack's been like|a father to me. You know, since my folks died.
{34321}{34432}Ah. So, how's old Jack doin' anyway?
{34450}{34568}Uh, he's fine...and he's|not that old, either.
{34585}{34682}Well, tell him...tell him|Harley said to watch his six.
{34698}{34787}Hey, yeah, uh...speaking of six...
{34794}{34960}Look, uh, seeing as how you know my uncle and|all...you think you could do me a little favor?
{35152}{35238}Selmak has had a chance to digest some of|the DNA test results we've been collecting,...
{35242}{35322}and it seems Colonel O'Neill's|condition isn't what we first thought.
{35331}{35360}He isn't dying?
{35362}{35417}He is dying, but we|think we know the cause.
{35429}{35552}When we first compared Colonel O'Neill's DNA samples to|the ones we had on file, the match was almost perfect.
{35557}{35611}Almost...you said there|was a tiny abnormality.
{35620}{35692}That's right...Selmak|thinks he knows why...
{35708}{35760}This is not Colonel O'Neill.
{35773}{35790}But...
{35807}{35842}He's a clone.
{36097}{36162}I see. Keep me informed.
{36240}{36385}No word yet on...what, exactly,|do we call him at this point?
{36420}{36450}Duplicate O'Neill?
{36480}{36550}Sir, we think we might have a clearer|idea of what might be going on.
{36565}{36595}Please, enlighten me.
{36600}{36639}We know that the|Asgard clone themselves.
{36645}{36703}Their very existence depends on|their ability to clone their bodies...
{36704}{36761}and then transfer their consciousness|from one to the next.
{36764}{36852}But they suffer from grave medical conditions|due to thousands of years of cloning.
{36853}{36903}Which will ultimately lead to|the fall of their civilization...
{36904}{36972}if they can't solve the problem of diminishing|return in their cloning technology.
{37004}{37049}What does this have to|do with Colonel O'Neill?
{37066}{37194}We had the abductees DNA that Teal'c and I|interviewed scanned for the same abnormalities as...
{37210}{37286}duplicate O'Neill. As far as we|can tell, none of them are clones.
{37306}{37323}Which means?
{37325}{37397}Well, in all likelihood, the Asgard|responsible, took the original people...
{37398}{37471}and replaced them with duplicates|so as not to arouse suspicion.
{37475}{37522}They studied the original for a period|of time and then switched them back.
{37538}{37611}You think whoever took the real|Colonel O'Neill is going to return him?
{37640}{37670}It's all we've got, Sir.
{37690}{37775}We're hoping the fact that Colonel O'Neill's|clone didn't fully mature is a mistake.
{37789}{37812}What makes you think that?
{37823}{37920}The previous actions of the Asgard responsible|indicate his desire to remain covert.
{37926}{37973}Jack's clone's condition|is a dead giveaway.
{37979}{38060}So it's a good bet the Asgard doesn't even know there's|a problem or else he would have tried to fix it.
{38073}{38130}Well, they'll figure it out when|they try to switch him back.
{38144}{38176}If they try to switch.
{38185}{38290}Are you saying if we don't track down the young|duplicate, we may not get the real Colonel O'Neill back?
{38297}{38372}Well, no, we're sure the Asgard would|be able to find him, if he wants.
{38389}{38427}That's not the real issue.
{38434}{38487}We wish to apprehend|the Asgard responsible.
{38492}{38550}Intercepting the next switch|may be our only shot.
{38620}{38637}Hammond.
{38642}{38666}General Hammond, Sir...
{38676}{38791}I have a Lt. Colonel Beck from the 10th Air Base|Wing at the Air Force Academy on the line for you.
{38803}{38849}He says it has to do|with Colonel O'Neill.
{38852}{38869}Patch him through.
{38873}{38891}Yes, Sir.
{39245}{39307}Unless you brought beer,|that's close enough.
{39384}{39445}Colonel, we need you|to come back with us.
{39471}{39511}How'd you find me?
{39517}{39622}A Lt. Col. Beck called General Hammond|and placed you in the area.
{39627}{39699}A man from whom you recently bought|bait said he recommended this river.
{39704}{39791}Tell Jacob thanks for trying, but I'm|not interested in the deep-freeze deal.
{39796}{39877}Look, we're not here to take you to the Tok'ra.|There may not be much time.
{39884}{39917}Never is, is there?
{39937}{39975}Okay, well...
{39982}{40104}There's no easy way to tell you this, so...|Sam's just gonna come right out and say it.
{40161}{40267}Well, sir...as you know, the Asgard|depend on cloning technology...
{40274}{40315}Oh, for cryin' out loud...
{40341}{40388}You have been cloned, O'Neill.
{40417}{40438}What?!
{40445}{40574}We think the Asgard took the real you|and made a copy. An unstable one, at that.
{40605}{40638}The real me?
{40670}{40777}Yeah...the original. That's|not your real anything.
{40797}{40836}I'm...I'm sorry.
{40928}{40965}Where's the original?
{40996}{41081}Well, that's what we hope to|find out. But we need your help.
{41284}{41389}We calculated approximately a seven day gap|between abductions which puts us at tonight.
{41408}{41466}This plan sucks.
{41539}{41790}Look, I know you don't think I am ...who I am...but,|as far as I'm concerned, I am...who...I am.
{41816}{41906}The switch is the only chance we have|of capturing whoever's behind this.
{41910}{41958}What about the fact|that this body is dying?
{41971}{42039}I mean, has anyone even thought|about that for a second?
{42141}{42297}Oh...I see. You don't care as|long as you get the original back.
{42379}{42424}We just...we don't know|what else to do for you.
{42461}{42525}Perhaps the Asgard responsible|can correct his mistake.
{42533}{42593}Fine. Give me a 9-mil.|I'll get it outta the sucker.
{42599}{42659}We don't know who or what|we might be facing yet.
{42666}{42741}Exactly why you can't just use me|as bait and hang me out to dry.
{42825}{42877}You're never gonna to intercept|one of those Asgard beams.
{42885}{42971}The only chance you have|of capturing this guy is me.
{43076}{43104}Come on...
{43215}{43244}A zat gun.
{43294}{43326}Thank you, Sir.
{43580}{43621}Carter, you still got your ears on?
{43644}{43663}Yes, Sir.
{43682}{43718}Daniel, Teal'c?
{43743}{43790}Everything appears|to be normal, O'Neill.
{43793}{43824}Yeah? Not to me.
{43841}{43887}You wanna go over the|instructions I gave you again?
{43894}{43945}Don't worry, Carter, I'm|sure I'll figure it out...
{44317}{44368}Colonel, you all right?
{44375}{44446}Jack! Jack!
{44462}{44481}O'Neill.
{44751}{44802}What are you all doing in my bedroom?
{45076}{45152}Hello, do not be afraid.
{45606}{45674}I assume this is...important?
{45682}{45707}Just a little, Sir.
{46002}{46026}Okay...
{46069}{46091}...wrong console.
{46203}{46326}Far right jewel thingy...up.
{46381}{46414}...ah, and 3:00
{46421}{46461}Yeah, I was having|the weirdest dream...
{46596}{46662}There, you see, Carter?|Told you it was no problem.
{46910}{46943}What's goin' on?
{46999}{47114}Wow, uh, you know, I'm really|much taller than I think.
{47214}{47237}Carter?
{47269}{47348}Colonel O'Neill,|meet...Colonel O'Neill.
{47471}{47506}What's goin' on?
{47528}{47586}We're pretty sure this...|Asgard over here...
{47590}{47635}...kidnapped you and attempted|to replace you with a clone.
{47686}{47722}How long was I asleep?
{47743}{47769}Seven days.
{47792}{47822}That's a record.
{47828}{47856}So you're...
{47868}{47888}- ...me.|- You
{47895}{48036}Yeah, uh, believe me, if you think it's|weird, imagine how I feel being the copy.
{48138}{48164}He is awakened.
{48377}{48395}What's happening?
{48402}{48450}We were kind of hoping|you could tell us.
{48475}{48530}No, no, no...this is all wrong.
{48531}{48548}Hey!
{48600}{48763}I'll tell you what's wrong. I just woke up,|haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days
{48770}{48882}...and I find out you stole|my ass and made a...mini me.
{49013}{49102}Carter...I should be irked,|currently...yes?
{49126}{49167}Yes...I would be.
{49251}{49290}Why don't you tell us who you are?
{49319}{49348}Loki.
{49365}{49424}According to Norse mythology,|that's the god of mischief.
{49461}{49500}What did you want|with Colonel O'Neill?
{49514}{49559}I have nothing more|to say to any of you.
{49568}{49657}Hey! We just saved your flat little|white asses from the replicators.
{49665}{49685}This is the thanks we get?
{49699}{49728}Hey, at least you're gonna live.
{49783}{49800}What?
{49823}{49916}Maybe you're a little put out...but this guy|didn't hit all the right buttons on the Xerox.
{50000}{50073}This body is gonna fall|apart if he doesn't fix me.
{50110}{50204}I cannot. All the clones|suffer the same fate.
{50240}{50354}Okay...I'm going back to my|original question...what's going on?
{50385}{50492}I am a scientist...a former geneticist|with the Asgard Ruling Council.
{50497}{50519}Former?
{50524}{50646}I was stripped of my stature after I was caught|performing unsanctioned experiments on humans.
{50653}{50701}What? You've got sanctioned ones?
{50711}{50835}I merely had the courage to do what was|necessary to advance our cloning technology.
{50841}{50906}Instead of "courage", some|might call it a lack of morality.
{50926}{51015}Our population cannot withstand the|duplication process for much longer.
{51021}{51080}Well, how can experimenting|on humans change that?
{51090}{51196}Your bodies are similar to our original|form thousands of years ago.
{51213}{51338}Using your physical makeup as a template, I had|hoped to find a way to construct a clone...
{51340}{51471}that could contain our massively superior|intellect. My research was unsuccessful.
{51474}{51521}So much for massively|superior intellect.
{51539}{51567}I was gonna say that.
{51578}{51698}I was going to say...it was unsuccessful|prior to my being caught and banished.
{51703}{51751}I would have found what|I needed eventually.
{51758}{51823}Why risk coming back here and|breaking the law after 19 years?
{51868}{51945}Because...I thought he was the one.
{51978}{51995}Me?
{52036}{52105}I believed his genetic|code contained the key.
{52118}{52143}Mine?
{52149}{52169}Stop it.
{52185}{52270}He was physiologically advanced enough|to carry and utilize all the data...
{52271}{52326}from the ancient|repository of knowledge.
{52342}{52423}That would not be possible for|any human one generation ago.
{52435}{52510}He is a significant step forward|on your evolutionary path.
{52518}{52560}You just found this out recently?
{52571}{52688}I learned about it when all the|Asgard did. O'Neill is legendary.
{52692}{52769}Most recently, the Asgard fleet|has been distracted by the war
{52773}{52873}with the replicators and the|subsequent relocation of our people.
{52882}{52973}So, you took the opportunity when no|one was looking to sneak back here.
{52986}{53101}I do not regret my actions.|I am trying to save my people.
{53110}{53250}Look, I know this isn't all about me...|but come on, seriously...I'm dying here.
{53265}{53407}I cannot reverse your fate. Nor can I explain why you|did not mature to the proper age as you should have.
{53419}{53485}Well, easy to see why they kicked|you out of the science club.
{53517}{53569}All right...I've heard enough.
{53632}{53656}Carter...
{53719}{53765}Can you call Thor on this thing?
{53802}{53837}Please...do not.
{53843}{53918}We've already tried contacting|the Asgard a number of times...
{53931}{53991}You know, you'd think if|Thor knew about this...
{53997}{54068}Okay...pretty sure that's it.
{54335}{54376}All right, how long are we go...
{54424}{54444}You all right?
{54536}{54569}Actually, no.
{54593}{54648}Uh, what do we do if|Thor doesn't show up?
{54734}{54758}Never mind.
{54773}{54816}Well, it's about time...
{54845}{54974}I apologize for not coming sooner.|Loki, what have you done?
{54987}{55066}Yeah, it seems he's been playing|Dr. Moreau behind your back.
{55092}{55133}Yes...Dr. Moreau.
{55141}{55176}You know why I am here.
{55177}{55290}You should have known that O'Neill's genetic code|was safeguarded for his own protection.
{55302}{55329}Excuse me?
{55345}{55456}A marker was placed in your DNA to prevent|any attempts at genetic manipulation.
{55500}{55532}The abnormality.
{55536}{55579}That's why the clone didn't mature.
{55592}{55665}Yes. Loki will be punished|for his actions.
{55685}{55768}Is it true that Colonel O'Neill is the|key to solving your cloning problems?
{55790}{55810}No.
{55835}{55880}But I thought I was advanced.
{55885}{55976}Indeed you are O'Neill, but our|scientists have already determined
{55987}{56070}that while you are an important step|forward in the evolutionary chain,
{56082}{56170}the missing link we have been|searching for still eludes us.
{56183}{56204}I'm sorry.
{56211}{56322}Again, I apologize for any inconvenience|Loki may have caused.
{56327}{56368}Yeah, that's what I'd call it.
{56380}{56525}Unfortunately, the eventual genetic|breakdown of the clone is not my doing,
{56527}{56585}but rather the result|of Loki's inept methods.
{56593}{56669}There was no need for|the clones to survive.
{56884}{57041}Look, Thor...is there anything you can do|for him? The whining's starting to grate.
{57063}{57118}You wish your clone to live?
{57126}{57165}You can't just let me die...
{57283}{57315}He's just a kid...
{57331}{57372}Are you certain, O'Neill?
{57470}{57604}I'm thinkin'...yeah.
{57621}{57713}Very well. I will|attempt to repair his DNA.
{57739}{57853}If successful, he should continue|to mature at a normal human rate.
{58077}{58105}Thanks.
{58896}{58924}You're sure about this?
{58971}{59221}I've thought a lot about it. You know...you...me...I|mean, we...never really did embrace high school.
{59306}{59385}I don't know. Haven't you ever just|wanted to go back and do it all over again?
{59390}{59447}I mean, especially|with all you know now?
{59540}{59557}No.
{59615}{59756}Well, from here on in...you and me are|different. Which is why I'm going to do this.
{59890}{59948}Hey, listen, do me a favor, huh?
{59975}{60031}Don't worry, I wasn't|gonna keep in touch.
{60047}{60082}Yeah, it'd just be a little...
{60095}{60114}Weird.
{60137}{60175}Weird, yeah.
{60180}{60197}Yeah.
{60229}{60283}But look, if you need|anything just...you know...
{60291}{60363}The Air Force has set|me up...I'll be fine.
{60395}{60485}You're sure about this?|I mean it's...high school...
{60647}{60730}Yes...go forth, young man.
{61636}{61707}Subtitle by grekmoz@alvilag.hu|Corrections by Balu