{24}{92}Previously on Stargate SG-1:
{105}{215}They are so cool! Savor the|moment, gentlemen. Savor the moment.
{272}{299}Oh, they're in trouble...
{301}{386}What would Colonel O'Neill do if he|was here now? You want me to shoot you?
{443}{482}We're here to rescue you.
{486}{580}We allowed ourselves to be captured...on purpose!
{590}{704}This is great. You know, sneaking around with|you guys in a Goa'uld pyramid on some alien planet.
{706}{754}The only thing missing is some Jaffa chasing us...
{920}{971}Oh...what? What? Snap out of it.
{968}{1030}Calibration scales? The ring power source?
{1032}{1063}Right there. Right...there.
{1439}{1538}What time is it? It's two minutes|past the last time you asked me.
{1540}{1626}Oh, she should be here any second. Relax, Jay.
{1657}{1721}Relax? We're on the verge of a|major scientific breakthrough.
{1729}{1827}This...this weapon could be the-the key|factor in our fight against the Goa'uld.
{1822}{1911}Is it defeating the Goa'uld you're|worried about or impressing Major Carter?
{1924}{2031}Hey...unlike some people in this room, I've|seen what the Goa'uld can do, first hand.
{2033}{2175}Yes, I know...you've told me a thousand times. You|rescued SG-1 from the evil 'Lord What's-His-Name'..
{2191}{2270}Her'ak. And he wasn't an evil|lord. He was a first prime.
{2277}{2377}Jay...you're a brilliant scientist.|Someday you're going to win the Nobel prize.
{2382}{2456}What do you care what these|military types think of you anyway?
{2456}{2485}You don't get it.
{2490}{2580}You know, when you've stood side by side with|someone and stared into the face of death,
{2594}{2739}it creates an unspoken bond, an|understanding that transcends simple friendship.
{2748}{2823}Colonel O'Neill and I have|been to hell and back together.
{2829}{2908}When the mission was over, he looked me in the|eye and do you know what he said to me? He said...
{2907}{2955}Is this gonna take long?
{3078}{3123}I-I w-wasn't|expecting you, sir.
{3146}{3221}Yes...well, Major Carter said this was important.
{3221}{3288}D-d-d-d-don't touch. Don't|touch...don't touch...please.
{3294}{3349}This is a finely calibrated device.
{3347}{3410}It fires a focused plasma pulse...
{3584}{3707}It's an energy-based weapon, sir. It could,|potentially, replace the missiles on the X-303.
{3731}{3811}Phaser? More like a photon torpedo.
{3813}{3857}My assistant, Chloe.
{3962}{4031}This is all based on a Goa'uld design...
{4083}{4226}And if you'll join me to the rear of the|weapon...we will proceed with the demonstration.
{4358}{4476}My friends, I present to you...
{4478}{4531}...the 22nd century.
{5237}{5290}That wasn't supposed to happen.
{6878}{6913}AVENGER 2.0
{6921}{6986}I know, but I am really,|really, really sorry, General and
{6987}{7049}I can assure you that nothing|like this will ever happen again.
{7050}{7127}You're damn right it won't because|I'm pulling the plug on your research.
{7118}{7161}No-no,|no-no-no, please!
{7163}{7248}This was just a minor glitch|- minor glitch...I mean, we are so close to a working prototype...
{7246}{7363}You've been saying that for the last six months.|In fact, I've been reviewing your records.
{7375}{7535}It seems that most of the projects you've overseen during your|tenure here have been similarly long on promise and short on results.
{7544}{7592}Right...what-what exactly are you saying?
{7603}{7710}I'm saying it may be time for the Air|Force to rethink your position here.
{7707}{7862}Okay, you know...that-that would be a mistake...because, um...I - you|know, it just so happens that-that I'm working on a, uh, a line of research,
{7907}{7996}Well, really I'm on the verge of a|major break-through, really. Really?
{8006}{8055}Really, yes, yes...and it's|- it's gonna be HUGE!
{8061}{8140}Huge, this thing...and-and it's gonna make|the plasma weapon look like a squirt gun...sir.
{8156}{8180}What is it?
{8220}{8328}I-I'm not ready for a|formal presentation just yet.
{8335}{8410}You know, I still gotta...you know, crunch|a few numbers and dot a few i's and...
{8413}{8493}I could probably have something ready|for you by the, uh, en-end of next week.
{8495}{8554}You have 24 hours. More than enough time.
{8574}{8625}Dismissed.
{8730}{8794}What were you thinking? I don't know!
{8795}{8858}I had to say something.|They were going to fire me.
{8868}{8911}Besides, what's the big deal?
{8908}{9021}All we have to do is think of something that's going to|change the balance of power in the galaxy by noon tomorrow.
{9026}{9060}You have anything in mind?
{9139}{9195}As a matter of fact, I do...Avenger.
{9199}{9255}You've got to be kidding. No, it's perfect!
{9256}{9300}It's no where near ready! It's just an idea!
{9294}{9324}We can make it work...
{9325}{9372}Oh, Jay...this is exactly your problem.
{9375}{9475}You try so hard to impress people that|you always bite off more than you can chew.
{9500}{9534}Okay. Yes, you're right.
{9549}{9619}I have to start setting more|realistic goals for myself.
{9629}{9691}Right after this project. Okay?
{9814}{9844}A computer virus?
{9872}{9936}Yeah...see, when you think about it, the-the 'gate|network is nothing more than a bunch of linked computers.
{9935}{10029}I mean, delivering the virus is as simple as dialing|the target 'gate and uploading the program.
{10040}{10111}The virus would then scramble|the DHD's established coordinates.
{10112}{10174}Yeah, so the symbols no longer correspond|with the proper coordinates, you see?
{10176}{10227}It's like rearranging the|letters on your keyboard.
{10229}{10261}Then the target 'gate would be useless.
{10268}{10355}Yeah, I mean, sure, the Goa'uld have ships, but...you|know, they-they still rely heavily on 'gate travel.
{10359}{10430}And that would be a real tactical advantage|for us, don't you think? What do you think?
{10433}{10483}It's interesting... Really?
{10491}{10538}But you don't have a finished program.
{10564}{10665}Uh, well, uh, finished...not finished, per se, no.|Uh, but I really still have to, you know, just...
{10662}{10700}...crunch a few numbers, dot a few i's?
{10699}{10730}Exactly, yeah.
{10735}{10767}Well, I'll take a look at it.
{10768}{10830}If it shows promise, I'll...take|it to General Hammond.
{10886}{10946}Oh, yes! Okay...Whoa, whoa...don't celebrate|just yet. This is far from a done deal.
{10941}{10995}No, no. Of course not, of course not.
{11251}{11312}Where am I? How'd she get me here?
{11489}{11589}So, you'd rather stay here and geek out|some computer program than come with us, huh?
{11588}{11676}Don't take it personally, sir. I just|think this research shows a lot of promise.
{11680}{11710}It's Felger...
{11716}{11770}He did save our lives, Colonel.
{11775}{11819}Yeah, don't remind me.
{11812}{11936}The ability to disable any 'gate we choose could prove to|be a valuable weapon in our struggle against the Goa'uld.
{11943}{12012}If it works... That's what I intend to find out.
{12059}{12122}Don't forget your safety glasses.
{12137}{12193}Marines...thanks for joining us.
{12211}{12236}Let's move out.
{12304}{12381}To be honest, Major, I share|come of the Colonel's skepticism.
{12412}{12469}I know Dr. Felger's record|is a little sketchy, sir.
{12470}{12537}But I still think he shows a lot of potential.
{12539}{12589}All he needs is a little support.
{12983}{13003}Just a minute...
{13411}{13506}I'll be-I'll be with you in a second...just,|you know, uh, p-putting the dogs out.
{13685}{13724}I was in the neighborhood...
{13757}{13834}This isn't a bad time, is it? Oh, no, no,|no...please, come in, come in, come in.
{13847}{13995}Just, uh, you know, just, uh,|really wasn't, uh, expecting anyone.
{14002}{14052}Nice place. Oh, thank you, thank you.
{14053}{14102}Yes, I was just, uh, having|my apartment fumigated.
{14104}{14177}Can I, uh, can I offer you anything?|No, no, I'm fine. Oh, alrighty.
{14439}{14516}Uh, what, uh, what uh, what brings you by?
{14529}{14590}I, uh, I took your proposal to General Hammond.
{14604}{14622}And?
{14627}{14675}And he's agreed to give you another chance.
{14673}{14733}Oh, thank God. Oh, thank|God. That's great. That's great.
{14773}{14856}Oh, whoo, 'cuz I thought I was so done for after|that little...incident thing there. That was...
{14851}{14920}Well, there is one condition... Sure...okay...
{14923}{14973}He wants me to work on the project with you.
{15107}{15163}That'd be, uh, you? Yeah,|that's not a problem, is it?
{15165}{15255}No, no, no...God, no, no. What about SG-1?
{15261}{15362}Well, Daniel's working on a|relocation project...P3L-997...
{15354}{15471}The moon in the decaying orbit? They're experiencing some|severe seismic disturbances and some weather anomalies.
{15483}{15544}Mmm, mmm...and then, what about,|you know, Colonel O'Neill? Teal'c?
{15542}{15613}Uh, they have a series of negotiations|with the rebel Jaffa leaders.
{15618}{15691}There's been some infighting,|some old rivalries cropping up.
{15691}{15743}Well, they have to settle|that... yeah, yeah, yeah ...
{15773}{15827}I guess that means you get stuck with me, then.
{15834}{15904}No, no, I wouldn't put it that way.
{15904}{15991}I think the basic idea behind the|virus is, actually, quite brilliant.
{16020}{16127}No... Really? Yeah.
{16426}{16499}A tie? I wear ties.
{16507}{16545}And cologne?
{16552}{16682}You know, there is nothing wrong with a|man taking pride in his appearance...and smell.
{16675}{16764}This wouldn't have anything to do with Major|Carter coming to work with us, would it?
{16765}{16807}Don't be ridiculous.
{16803}{16856}Here...let me. Thanks.
{16883}{16977}Of course, though, you know, you do have|to admit, she possesses one of the most...
{16985}{17054}brilliant scientific minds of our generation...
{17068}{17118}and a pair of legs that won't quit.
{17120}{17166}Okay, okay. Sorry.
{17243}{17305}Well, anyway, what chance has a guy|like me got with a woman like that?
{17308}{17363}She barely notices I'm alive.|You know what that's like?
{17365}{17386}A little.
{17400}{17448}Morning. Oh, hi...hi.
{17519}{17584}Nice...tie. Oh, thanks.
{19728}{19770}We think the virus is ready, sir.
{19770}{19889}Of course, other than computer simulations, there's|no real way to test it, except on another 'gate.
{19888}{19921}Do you have a target in mind?
{19919}{20023}P5S-117...It's one of Ba'al's|principal naquadah mining sites.
{20025}{20108}If we could disable the 'gate, we could|seriously disrupt his supply network.
{20108}{20162}How will we know if the test is successful?
{20153}{20300}There's a Tok'ra operative on the planet who will be able to relay|the results of the test through their sub-space communication network.
{20303}{20374}Send the virus. Yes, sir.
{20497}{20548}You're going to wear a hole in the floor.
{20549}{20616}Those Tok'ra are taking|the sweet time, aren't they?
{20618}{20665}You think we would've heard something by now.
{20677}{20723}Major Carter to the control room.
{20724}{20795}Repeat, Major Carter to the control room.
{21211}{21270}Chevron seven locked.
{21320}{21362}Felger, what are you doing here? What's going on?
{21365}{21445}Colonel O'Neill and Teal'c|must have scheduled contact.
{21456}{21493}Getting a video signal, sir.
{21516}{21572}Colonel O'Neill, this is Hammond. Do you read?
{21590}{21638}Nice to hear from you, General.
{21636}{21666}What's your status, Colonel?
{21678}{21772}Well, the mission was going according|to plan. Then we hit a little snag.
{21785}{21834}We can't dial the 'gate.
{21858}{21887}Say again?
{21893}{21967}We cannot establish an outgoing wormhole.
{21965}{22052}We've tried all kinds of addresses|but...we just can't get a lock.
{22049}{22090}Stand by, Colonel.
{22146}{22186}Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,|this is just a coincidence.
{22205}{22273}There's no way this could have|anything to do with my virus.
{22295}{22328}No...could it?
{22545}{22636}Look, I'm telling you, there's no possible|way Avenger could have anything to do with this.
{22652}{22687}Avenger? That's what I call the virus.
{22719}{22786}You know, it's named after a comic|book I read when I was a kid...
{22787}{22880}"The Amazing Avenger?"? |Green tights...purple cape.
{22876}{22916}He was super strong, super fast.
{22919}{22989}You know, not as fast as the|Flash. That would be ridiculous.
{23032}{23104}Of course, this isn't ringing|any bells with anybody, is it?
{23164}{23226}Is there any chance we sent it to the wrong 'gate?
{23235}{23358}No, sir. We double-checked the coordinates.|The viruse was sent here...P5S-117.
{23364}{23440}Colonel O'Neill is on P3C-249, which is here.
{23444}{23565}It is true that, relatively speaking, within|the 'gate systems the planets are close together
{23567}{23654}about 400 light years|- but that doesn't necessarily mean anything.
{23655}{23758}And until we hear back from the Tok'ra...|Unscheduled off-world activiation.
{23988}{24048}Sir, we're receiving an audio|transmission. It's the Tok'ra.
{24074}{24115}This is Theless of the Tok'ra.
{24121}{24177}This is General Hammond of Stargate Command.
{24179}{24268}General, I'm afraid I have to report a series|of malfunctions within the 'gate system.
{24321}{24345}Malfunctions?
{24369}{24453}Several 'gates have gone off-line.|As yet, we have no idea why.
{24460}{24513}We are still in the process|of gathering information.
{24513}{24551}Theless, this is Major Carter.
{24550}{24654}Do you have any information on a|planet we've designated P5S-117?
{24665}{24716}One moment, please.
{24753}{24844}We are still waiting for a sub-space|transmission from our operative in that system.
{24839}{24889}Can you send us any data that you do have?
{24902}{24925}Affirmative.
{25024}{25060}Transmission received.
{25132}{25205}Sir, I'm going to need a few|minutes to analyze this information.
{25440}{25476}I'll go help.
{25626}{25680}I still don't see how this is possible.
{25680}{25739}Automatic correlative updates.
{25739}{25810}I thought those were supposed to happen|only once every couple of hundred years.
{25813}{25849}That was the theory.
{25884}{25919}Major Carter, report.
{25955}{26072}Sir, first I'd like to recommend that you begin|recalling all of our off-world teams, immediately.
{26069}{26165}It's already being done. The mining team|from P4F-221 is coming through right now.
{26163}{26218}Well, you might want to tell|them to hurry it up, sir.
{26221}{26246}What have you got?
{26414}{26506}This is the original target 'gate.|This is Colonel O'Neill's position.
{26542}{26617}These are the 'gates first|reported off-line by the Tok'ra.
{26684}{26751}A few minutes later...several more.
{26758}{26822}They appear to be spreading|out from the original 'gate.
{26827}{26851}Yes, sir.
{26884}{26930}You still think this is a coincidence?
{26972}{27051}Well, sir, we think we may have an explanation.
{27069}{27168}We know that the 'gate network has to|undergo periodic correlative updates in order
{27170}{27197}to compensate for stellar drift.
{27205}{27252}Now, we've never witnessed it,
{27254}{27331}but we believe that the 'gates|dial each other automatically
{27333}{27406}to transmit the new coordinates|that apply to each address.
{27401}{27494}And you believe Dr. Felger's virus|initiated one of these updates?
{27518}{27624}It may have triggered an automatic|internal protocol in the DHD.
{27633}{27691}Before adapting the new scrambled coordinates,
{27692}{27791}it dialed out and transmitted them|to a few of the neighboring 'gates
{27791}{27892}who then transmitted to a few|more and so on and so on...
{27898}{27945}Is there any way we can stop it?
{27945}{27969}There's no time, sir.
{27982}{28064}If each 'gate only dials two others|before adapting to the new system,
{28073}{28167}the entire network will be|infected in less than two hours.
{28163}{28252}We need to focus on getting as|many people back as possible, sir.
{28408}{28458}He's really mad, isn't he?
{28577}{28618}That's the last of the miners, sir.
{28632}{28663}Shut it down.
{28773}{28889}What's next? P3L-997.
{28915}{28948}That's Daniel's team, sir.
{28965}{28993}Dial it.
{29138}{29203}Okay, breath. Everything's gonna be fine.
{29208}{29269}Grover Cleveland High School... What?
{29270}{29363}Chemistry 201...I had an incident with my mid|- term lab...
{29365}{29468}They got the fire under control in about an hour...poor Mr. Hoffman|- his eyebrows never grew back.
{29478}{29584}I should have got out of science right then and there...you|know, but this would save everybody all the trouble...
{29585}{29650}This is Stargate Command. You wouldn't be here...
{29650}{29689}...if you weren't very good at what you do.
{29688}{29736}You tell that to Colonel O'Neill...
{29798}{29862}How many teams came back? Three.
{29864}{29939}Out of how many? 15. The rest are stranded.
{29946}{30018}And Dr. Jackson? His team's still off-world.
{30050}{30083}Oh...this is awful!
{30083}{30161}The flood waters are rising, but|they're safe...for the time being.
{30355}{30449}Yes, sir. I understand.
{30511}{30559}We contacted the Tok'ra.
{30564}{30674}According to their intelligence...the|entire 'gate network is down.
{30985}{31028}Colonel O'Neill, report.
{31052}{31106}The mission's been compromised, sir.
{31110}{31186}Looks like one of the Jaffa|commanders sold us out. Go figure.
{31204}{31231}What happened?
{31371}{31495}After that, they all started accusing each|other of sabotage and all hell broke loose.
{31508}{31624}Sir, we think we know what caused your|'gate to malfunction. It was the virus.
{31636}{31679}Felger's virus?!
{31679}{31765}It created a new coordinate system|that then spread to all the DHDs, but,
{31770}{31858}since we don't have a DHD, we have|the only 'gate that can dial out.
{31870}{31950}I told you not to trust that|brown-nosing little weasel!
{31985}{32042}He doesn't know I'm standing here, does he?
{32058}{32123}Sir, I'm just as responsible as anyone else.
{32159}{32212}We've got incoming, sir! It's Alkesh...
{32285}{32343}We just lost video. They must have hit the MALP.
{32344}{32438}He was just standing a few feet from it.|Colonel O'Neill, what's your situation? Please respond.
{32651}{32718}We're still in one piece, sir. Oh, thank God.
{32712}{32755}We're gonna take cover, sir.
{32774}{32840}Sir, we still have an outgoing|wormhole. We could send reinforcements...
{32837}{32945}They'd be stranded like all the others. I|can't send anyone until we fix this problem.
{33017}{33051}Let's think this through, logically.
{33067}{33155}The entire 'gate network has been|paralyzed, but we can still dial out.
{33155}{33255}And we're assuming that the virus was spread as a|result of the correlative updates initiated by the DHDs.
{33257}{33321}We don't have a DHD, so our 'gate was unaffected.
{33333}{33441}Right. It also means another change would probably|result in another system-wide update.
{33440}{33544}So, if we can get just one DHD converted|back to the old coordinate system,
{33547}{33606}the 'gate network would spread it for us.
{33618}{33720}But how do you convert back to the old system, when|the new one is based on a completely random principal?
{33719}{33757}There still has to be a pattern.
{33753}{33827}I mean, if we can get one DHD to|establish a lock with a specific 'gate,
{33829}{33934}then all we have to do is compare that old address to the|new address and extrapolate a translation program...yeah...
{33950}{33998}That would mean random dialing...
{34005}{34182}Seven symbols chose from a pool of 38 non|- repeating candidates? That's about 63 billion possible combinations.
{34265}{34305}She's good with numbers.
{34335}{34390}was going to get her to do my taxes.
{34627}{34672}Any word from Colonel O'Neill, sir?
{34674}{34779}No, we've been unable to reestablish|contact.  We hope he's just out of range.
{34796}{34921}According to our latest intelligence report, it looks|like Ba'al is trying to take advantage of the situation.
{34915}{34987}How so? At the moment, he has the largest fleet.
{34995}{35071}With the 'gate system down, whoever|has the most ships has the advantage.
{35069}{35153}He's attacking the other system lords|on several fronts. And he's winning.
{35740}{35796}Stargate Command, Felger speaking.
{35818}{35890}Mom, mom, no|- no, no...no, I told you not to call me here.
{35901}{35948}No, you're not even supposed|to have this number...
{35964}{36034}I'm sorry I didn't call, I had|to work late, something came up...
{36096}{36186}If you must know, mom, I-I screwed up again.
{36221}{36279}Yeah, and I think this is the worst one yet.
{36305}{36365}No, no...it-it's worse than that one.
{36416}{36458}No, worse than that one too, mom.
{36496}{36586}Mom, mom, mom, I don't need a list of|my personal failures right now, okay?
{36620}{36710}I mean, to tell you the truth, mom, I|don't even know if I can fix this one...
{36753}{36834}I'll have to get back to you on that|then, Simon, okay? Alrighty, then, bye-bye.
{36848}{36974}A friend, it's Coombs...he says hi.
{37014}{37082}Look, Jay...I-I know you feel bad about this.
{37101}{37133}What's to feel bad about?
{37132}{37204}I mean, it probably took the ancients a|thousand years to build the 'gate system, and I...
{37210}{37256}...wrecked it in a single day.
{37258}{37370}Not to mention the fact that I've isolated us from all the|off-world resources we're going to need to defend ourselves,
{37374}{37485}leaving us sitting ducks for the|next Goa'uld attack. But who cares?
{37489}{37582}Look I-I need you to get past feeling|guilty and focus on finding a solution.
{37600}{37660}That's easy for you to say|'cause you never make mistakes.
{37654}{37683}I don't?
{37679}{37749}Oh, com on...you're perfect. Everybody knows that.
{37745}{37787}Jay...I'm not perfect.
{37788}{37852}See, you have to say that because you're modest...
{37861}{37929}which is just another aspect of your perfection.
{37941}{37996}Have you ever heard of a planet called K'Tau?
{38005}{38037}That wasn't your fault.
{38039}{38145}I was the one who bypassed the dialing protocols|that cause the wormhole to pass through K'Tau's sun.
{38149}{38238}The chain reaction that resulted could have|led to the deaths of everyone on that planet...
{38236}{38271}That's it! That's it! That's it!
{38277}{38336}Oh...even your mistakes are|perfect. What are you talking about?
{38336}{38435}You were able to bypass the security|protocol because you created your own dialing program...
{38430}{38450}So?
{38448}{38492}So, we can do that here.
{38490}{38557}Instead of trying to tweak the DHD|program back to it's original form,
{38559}{38641}why don't we just upload everything|from our dialing computer?
{38645}{38735}Our program is nowhere near as sophisticated|as the one that exists in the DHDs.
{38736}{38782}It's completely jerry-rigged.
{38779}{38848}It doesn't have to be perfect, as long|as the coordinate system is accurate.
{38849}{38921}The DHD will automatically make|all the necessary adjustments.
{38930}{38964}How do you know that?
{38970}{39054}Well, it's...okay, I don't. I don't. I don't.
{39062}{39127}But the fact that Avenger|triggered a correlative update seems
{39128}{39219}to indicate that the DHD program|is adaptive by it's very nature...
{39223}{39304}and plus...we have nothing else.
{39328}{39392}Trust me, Major, this is gonna work.
{39413}{39500}Yeah, sorry to rain on your|parade guys, but it didn't work.
{39517}{39545}It should have worked.
{39548}{39656}We tried dialing Earth and the Alpha|Site, but we couldn't get a lock.
{39657}{39729}You know, maybe there's something wrong|with the upload...you can upload better, huh?
{39766}{39858}If you've got any other bright|ideas, now would be a very good time.
{39873}{39908}What's your status, Doctor?
{39915}{40051}Flood water's rising pretty fast and seismic|activity is causing a lot of rogue waves.
{40050}{40169}We estimate that within 48 hours,|the entire city will be under water.
{40320}{40353}It should have worked!
{40585}{40644}Have you and Dr. Felger made any progress?
{40669}{40726}I can't find him. Excuse me?
{40727}{40823}Apparently, Dr. Felger has left the base.|I-I think the pressure was getting to him.
{40818}{40890}I thought you said all he|needed was a little support...
{40901}{40953}Yeah...I may have been wrong about that.
{40989}{41052}Okay...I admit it. He's a complete screw-up.
{41051}{41115}He makes rash decisions based on sketchy evidence,
{41116}{41175}he's clumsy in the lab, he's|always late and...quite frankly,
{41178}{41253}it wouldn't kill him to|ease up on the after-shave,
{41285}{41381}but the fact is, sir...he's at Stargate|Command because he's a brilliant scientist.
{41383}{41448}And no one understands that|virus better than he does...
{41459}{41530}Then, I suggest you get him back.
{41534}{41556}Yes, sir.
{41946}{42001}Jay, what're you doing out|here? We've got work to do.
{42021}{42055}How did you find me here?
{42060}{42101}I called your mother.
{42103}{42167}She told me this is where you|come when you need to think.
{42190}{42326}This is the very spot I was standing when I figured out|how to recombine epsilon particles in a sub-space matrix...
{42361}{42425}Then I got mugged by some teenagers.
{42439}{42495}Still, it's a nice spot.
{42579}{42611}What are you doing?
{42634}{42676}Feeding the ducks.
{42797}{42854}I need you to come back to Stargate Command.
{42897}{42945}You know, before I joined SGC...
{42946}{43023}my idea of a high-pressure situation|was defending a mathematical thesis
{43024}{43081}in front of a room full of|balding, middle-aged men.
{43083}{43164}I don't do so well when the fate of the|universe is hanging in the balance now.
{43169}{43241}Jay, you designed the virus.|You're the man for the job.
{43279}{43366}Forget about the big picture for a second.
{43373}{43419}Forget about the consequences.
{43434}{43478}Just focus on the problem.|Why didn't the upload work?
{43472}{43544}I don't know. It should've.
{43559}{43616}Every 'gate in the galaxy should be back on-line.
{43619}{43705}Except for P5S-117.
{43720}{43745}What do you mean?
{43790}{43850}Well, Avenger's resistant to|that type of tampering, you know?
{43852}{43930}And I didn't think it made much difference|since S-117 was sabotaged in the first place.
{43989}{44119}Jay, what if the virus replicated itself and then traveled|along with the new coordinate system to the other DHDs?
{44117}{44168}No, that's impossible. It|wasn't designed to do that.
{44167}{44236}Well, it wasn't designed to trigger|a correlative update, either.
{44250}{44339}You said it yourself, Jay.|The DHD program is adaptive.
{44435}{44520}Sir, we think we may have|found a solution. Let's hear it.
{44581}{44653}Y-you want me to tell it? It's your project.
{44740}{44838}Well, General, we think we know why we were unable|to upload a dialing program into the 'gate system.
{44842}{44998}It now looks as though the virus itself, somehow, transmitted|along with the new coordinate system to the entire DHD network.
{45025}{45086}The virus is blocking the upload. That's right.
{45099}{45203}That's right and we need to neutralize it first.|But in order to do that, we have to find it.
{45214}{45248}I don't understand.
{45264}{45384}W-w-well, uh, the truth is, uh, we|don't know how the virus was transmitted.
{45386}{45441}If it piggybacked with the|automatic correlative update,
{45443}{45518}that means it's buried somewhere|within the dialing program itself.
{45520}{45612}We're talking thousands of lines of code...you know,|it would be like looking for a needle in a haystack.
{45619}{45775}But we do know that the virus exists within a very|specific sub-routine of the original target DHD on P5S-117.
{45777}{45922}The catch is, in order to make this work, we have to|reboot the system which means removing the control crystal.
{45934}{46002}Someone's going to have to|physically go to the planet, sir.
{46002}{46068}P5S-117 is controlled by Ba'al.
{46077}{46110}Yes, sir.
{46130}{46185}General...I'd like to volunteer.
{46231}{46306}Major Carter has the experience|required for this mission.
{46325}{46397}Oh, come on...I've got off-world|experience. I battled the Goa'uld...
{46407}{46455}I zatted a Jaffa.
{46458}{46512}Sir, maybe it would be better if we both went.
{46519}{46551}Major Carter's right.
{46554}{46605}Nobody knows more about Avenger than me.
{46804}{46846}Jay, this is crazy.
{46844}{46910}Look, I caused this problem, I'm gonna fix it.
{46911}{46973}You're a research scientist,|not a field operative.
{46974}{47047}Did that stop me from|infiltrating a Goa'uld mothership?
{47149}{47212}I think not. Look, they've already sent|the MALP. The 'gates not even being guarded.
{47213}{47293}Probably, because it doesn't work|any more, but don't worry about me
{47329}{47364}I know what I'm doing, okay?
{47446}{47492}Jay......the anti-virus.
{47507}{47584}Okay, yeah...yeah, yeah, I'm|gonna need that. Alrighty.
{47899}{47961}What...what was that for? Good luck.
{47990}{48023}Oh...right.
{48873}{48930}All right, you get set up.|I'll be back in a few minutes.
{48935}{49016}Where're you going? I'm|gonna to check out the area.
{49017}{49105}Shouldn't we stick together? You know,|in case you need back up or something?
{49108}{49144}I'll be fine.
{49264}{49302}Okay...I'm good too.
{49700}{49774}The Jaffa landed the Alkesh and|they're sending out search patrols.
{49775}{49839}Teal'c and I have organized|the rebels for a counter attack.
{49840}{49874}Be advised, Colonel.
{49874}{50004}Major Carter has gone to P5S-117. She's|attempting to get the 'gate system back on line.
{50012}{50099}That's occupied territory, sir. Yes, it is.
{50100}{50136}What team did she take?
{50140}{50205}Major Carter didn't want to|risk stranding anyone else.
{50216}{50247}She went alone?
{50255}{50325}Not entirely...Dr. Felger's with her.
{50334}{50387}I'm inspired with confidence.
{50645}{50706}There's no sign of any Jaffa activity in the area.
{50749}{50779}I'm in. I'm in. Whoo...
{50914}{50970}Just a sec, just a sec...okay...
{50996}{51030}something's wrong.What?
{51060}{51156}This isn't Avenger. I mean, it's Avenger, but s|- something's hinky. It's been altered.
{51153}{51172}Hinky?
{51188}{51283}The point is, this isn't the program I wrote.|I-it's been tampered with since it was sent.
{51385}{51433}Maybe it was Ba'al. Ba'al?
{51449}{51511}Think about it. He stood the most to gain.
{51517}{51629}He took your idea your idea to bring down one 'gate|and modified it to bring down the entire 'gate network,
{51631}{51671}knowing it would give him an advantage.
{51684}{51730}Huh...well, that means none of this was my fault.
{51741}{51811}I told you Avenger wasn't designed|to cause a correlative update.
{51811}{51908}I wouldn't get too excited. It also|means our anti-virus isn't going to work.
{51933}{51977}That's right. It's designed|for the original program.
{52000}{52104}Which means that we are now|stranded on a Goa'uld occupied world.
{52134}{52248}So it's kind of a good news-bad news situation...
{52558}{52696}The Jaffa probably aren't as protective of the 'gate as they once were,|but sooner or later, there's going to be a patrol. We have to do something.
{52707}{52749}Well, I'm open to suggestions...
{52772}{52825}You said the virus was modified, right?
{52818}{52883}So all we need to do is modify|the anti-virus to match it.
{52904}{52963}Okay, go for it. I was hoping you could handle it.
{52966}{53047}Oh, I was afraid you were going to|say that. You wanna do this instead?
{53042}{53113}Do you know how many variations I went|through before I got the anti-virus right?
{53112}{53180}And that was when I knew what I was|up against. This could take days.
{53181}{53235}Well, then you'd better get started.
{53455}{53501}Still no word from Sam?
{53527}{53584}To be honest...we should've heard back by now.
{53628}{53721}Well, we're gonna have to abandon the|Stargate and move to higher ground.
{53725}{53810}Very well. Good luck, Dr. Jackson.
{54012}{54052}How's it coming? We're getting there.
{54078}{54132}It's pretty cool, isn't it?|You and I working together?
{54134}{54214}We're sort of like the intellectual|Butch and Sundance of the SGC.
{54241}{54330}Butch and Sundance got cornered|and killed by the Bolivian army.
{54364}{54409}Yeah...that's a good point, yeah.
{54501}{54528}What? What? What? What?
{54563}{54609}We got trouble. Wh-what kind of trouble? What?
{54613}{54690}Think Bolivia. Ah...Jaffa.
{54724}{54780}They've made our position. Keep working.
{55188}{55285}Concentrate, Jay...concentrate.|Just background noise.
{55589}{55621}How's it coming?
{55648}{55717}I'm feeling a little rushed.
{55782}{55819}There's not enough time.
{57654}{57703}O'Neill. Look, it's Colonel O'Neill! Thank God!
{57712}{57809}Oh, Colonel O'Neill, you wouldn't believe,|you would not...thank God it's you...
{57813}{57855}What did I say about touching?
{57953}{58015}...but now you're here. Now you're here.
{58038}{58079}How'd you manage this one, sir?
{58087}{58123}We got tired of waiting.
{58437}{58490}Major, Doctor, welcome back.
{58527}{58612}I trust the solution you came|up with is of a permanent nature?
{58615}{58657}Oh, yes, yes...not to worry, General.
{58657}{58766}I've modified the anti-virus, you know, specifically|to target and neutralize the altered version of Avenger.
{58771}{58840}But I've also added a little patch, you|know, just to ensure that no one will ever...
{58842}{58911}The problem is solved, sir...permanently.
{58926}{59039}Dr. Jackson managed to get the remaining inhabitants|of 997 through to the Alpha Site.
{59038}{59071}Good to hear it, sir.
{59072}{59130}What about Colonel O'Neill and Teal'c?
{59135}{59199}They found an alternate means of transport.
{59231}{59327}I promised the Colonel I wouldn't say|anything...want's it to be a surprise.
{59652}{59708}I was so worried about you. It was no big deal.
{59712}{59822}Those Jaffa...they could have|killed you. Not a chance, Baby.
{60055}{60085}What is this?
{60139}{60171}Hi, guys.
{60188}{60285}I know, we're not really supposed|to be...fraternizing, but, hey...
{60326}{60458}I turn my back for two seconds and|you take up with this...trollop?
{60490}{60612}Don't blame me just because you were|never woman enough to satisfy him.
{60657}{60694}That's it.
{60903}{60960}Whoa...ladies, please, no|this isn't really necessary...
{60985}{61027}Shhhh! Don't talk.
{61266}{61339}What? What? What were you thinking about?
{61430}{61474}Nothing.
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