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- What are you doing?
- Waiting for Chris Judge to have a seat.

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Oh, boy.

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We should have bounced up.

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You've got your arm all by me!

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- OK. So...
- Are your pants undone?

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- Teal'c, Carter...
- Those aren't my pants.

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Michael Jackson. OK. Here we go.

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- So let's talk about ''Revisions.''
- Which one's that?

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They're shooting
three shows consecutively.

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- Consecutively?
- Concurrently.

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- Simultaneously.
- Simultaneously.

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Concoctly.

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That one won't go on the DVD.

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Let me get an idea from each of you:
when you read ''Revisions'',

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what struck you differently
from any other Stargate episode?

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You're assuming we've read it.

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Did he say ''When we read it''?

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When you read it, you go ''This is just
this story.'' That's all we have to focus on.

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There's no backtracking
that the audience or us have to do.

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l like it because it's not
tied into any other mythology.

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- lt's a succinct, single episode.
- (whispers) Stand-alone.

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l think he's talking to you.

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We got these images two hours ago
after the MALP went through.

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The dome seems to be the only thing that
withstood the effects of the atmosphere.

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The misty landscape,
this is where it comes from.

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This is the smoke master himself - Scotty.

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l still got one good lung.

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Come on out.

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lt has no links to anything else. lt must be
good to be finally departing from Anubis.

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When you know they're stand-alones,
do you do anything different?

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l always have problems with
the arcs of shows that take eight arcs,

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and they're constantly referred to.

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Because, truly, in the quick
amount of time that l learn something,

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that's usually the amount of time
it takes me to forget it.

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So l'm constantly going to these two:
''When we said this, what episode...?''

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- ''What happens in this scene?''
- That's me. ''Why are you saying that?''

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So, for me, the stand-alones are easy
cos l can't remember five episodes ago.

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lt's easy for Richard too. He doesn't have
to remember recurring characters' names.

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Ow.

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Go about ten feet out, stop and talk there.

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20 feet out, and stop.

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- Set?
- Set.

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And... music.

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- (whistling)
- Camera.

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Bong! Bong! Bong!

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Bong! Bong!

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Background!

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(whistling and birdsong)

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And cut! Very nice.

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Sure.

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Yeah, very nice. l like that a lot.

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Then, on ''action'', Liam,
you're gonna go: (heavy breathing)

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- Can l have an eye pillow?
- (laughter)

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Liam, you can't move your head
from the spot he sets it at, OK?

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- OK?
- Thank you.

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So you're coming up on ''That's not a toy.''
Or are you coming up on ''Take it off''?

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OK. Let's shoot.

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Action!

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Hello, Nevin.

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l'm not Nevin. l'm Colonel O'Neill
from Stargate Command.

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All right, Colonel.

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Will you please take off my hood?

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Nevin, time for school.
Go to your room and access your lessons.

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- When l grow up, can l be an explorer?
- We'll talk about it later.

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lt is true that stand-alone episodes
like this are much simpler

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because you can just be in the moment

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as opposed to having gratuitous
''Hey, remember when'' exposition,

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''Previously on Stargate SG-1'', during
the course of the episode that happens.

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- To bring people up to speed.
- So an audience member can walk into it.

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There tends to be a lot more
character work in a stand-alone episode.

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lt's more about this episode as opposed
to what happened in season four.

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All the running arcs we have.

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And how will this further impact
later in the season.

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We are costing the
''Previously on Stargate'' guy money.

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Yeah. Aren't you
the ''Previously on Stargate'' guy?

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No. l actually asked to be paid for that,
so l was quickly removed.

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Previously on...
Or Peter DeLuise:

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''Previously on Stargate SG-1.''

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Everybody, make yourself safe
behind camera.

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Nobody behind the MALP. Chris is
probably gonna run into someone. Action!

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You think this'll work?

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The signal was lost only when
the transmitter crossed the barrier.

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We need only manoeuvre the MALP
into the correct position.

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lt's gonna get ugly.

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Stop!

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Whoa, stop!

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Nice.

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Wait a few beats,
then Rick starts talking, into the camera.

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General, we read you, loud and clear.

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Loud and clear.

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So far the natives are very friendly,
if a bit odd, if you know what l mean.

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- (woman) Make it good, Alex.
- One more light, then we'll shoot.

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Action!

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Carter.

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Pallan's trying to access the Link.

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We might be able to reprogram it.

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Oh! Do l dare put
another console on that?

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Why not?

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- Hey, man! 1 4mm lens earlier on.
- Then you're gonna get hosed.

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This one is gonna be
a little bit of a problem.

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- l'll get hosed.
- No, you won't.

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OK, l can't.

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Hosing. He's gonna get hosed.

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Candy's 1 4mm lens,
l'll see if l double-dress it.

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- Move that one over there? Can't do it.
- Action!

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Got it. Legal documents.
All l can say is, thank God for lawyers.

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l liked it cos it has a midget in it.
lt provides me with the knocks.

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That's a child.

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- He is?
- He is. He's a child.

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He eats way too much for a child.

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We're trying to make it look like
Carter isn't shooting this DVD.

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Aaagh!

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Wide-angle lens. Come on, Carter.

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ENHOH