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This is definitely my hero.

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This is a production meeting.

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Scene one, Felger's lab.
Jay Felger and his cute assistant Chloe

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are looking over a high-tech device.
Dialogue, dialogue, dialogue...

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This is the beginning of ''Avenger 2.0''.
This is the blow-up scene.

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And your guest cameraman, Amy,
will shoot this for you,

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cos l have to watch TV.

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My friends, welcome to the 22nd century.

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Amazing amount of destruction will
happen, without affecting the gun itself.

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But it will look
like it can't work ever again.

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Lights flicker and die.
Scene two, corridor.

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They can flicker, flicker...
Bfff, everything goes off.

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And we don't want any emergency
lighting coming on at this point.

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lt comes on
when we go back to the lab.

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- You wanna go to pitch black?
- No, we can go to movie black.

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Scene five, Hammond's office.

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lt'll start outside Hammond's office
and go into the boardroom.

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Evil Kenny, the props person,
and Paul, the on-set decorator,

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will crazily put this back together.

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Action!

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No, please, General. lt was a minor glitch.
We are so close to a working prototype.

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You've said that for the last six months.
ln fact, l've reviewed your records.

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Most of the projects you've overseen
during your tenure here

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have been similarly
long on promise and short on results.

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What exactly are you saying?

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l'm saying it may be time for the Air Force
to rethink your position here.

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''Avenger 2.0'' brings back our hapless
friend Felger from ''The Other Guys''.

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He comes up with a virus
that is supposed to infect the gate

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and be a weapon against the Goa'uld,

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but instead it infects
the entire gate network,

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stranding many of our teams offworld,
including O'Neill, Teal'c and Daniel.

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Felger, his assistant Chloe and myself
have to figure out how to stop the virus.

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l told you not to trust
that brown-nosin' little weasel!

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Patrick, here we are
in your humble abode.

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This is room two of my humble abode.
We're cleaning up the messy part.

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lt's nice. Sexy, actually.

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How do you combat
the amorous feelings for Felger?

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- lt's not easy.
- No?

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You know, if occasionally
her hand wanders down to his bum,

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maybe she's just reaching for her pen.
You never know.

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(knock at door)

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Just a minute.

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Ever wondered how you do
a peephole shot? This is how:

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you look through a peephole.

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l'm holding a light,
because there's no room for a stand.

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Oh, jeez...

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What's gonna happen
with you and Felger in season eight?

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Season what?

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l'll be with you in a second.
Just, you know, puttin' the dogs out.

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- Season nine?
- What?

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What's gonna happen with you and Felger
in season nine and ten?

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- Oh, Major Carter.
- l was in the neighbourhood.

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Our excess amazes me.
We need all these trucks

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just for a video-camera shoot
of Michael in the rain.

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Right now, Chris Judge is in the tent
doing a video shoot. Let's take a look.

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Coming up on The Lowdown,
a preview of season seven,

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featuring some great adventures
and some of the lows.

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(forced laugh)

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What's happening in here is l'm gonna put
Michael in the dark, at night, in the rain.

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We create rain with the rain wands
and lightning machines,

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and it makes it look like the world
that he's on is being destroyed - l hope.

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Within 48 hours
the entire city will be under water.

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We're gonna ask the location manager
where we're headed.

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- Want me to operate the camera?
- No. Where we goin'?

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We're going to Tynehead Park.

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There's 43 shows, and l think 37 times...

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- You overcounted one.
- 36.

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36 times l've shot at Tynehead Park.

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lt's beautiful.

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This is where we'll do it.

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What are you doing?

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Feeding the ducks.

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Sir, we are doing
scenes 15, 16, 1 7 and 18.

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We're gonna clear this hallway.
We gotta clear all these people outta here.

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Those people here have to go, all of them.

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- Patrick, when you kiss Amanda...
- (laughs)

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..l just wanna show you what l think
you should do. OK, Amanda...

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- Binaca, please.
- Amanda...

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Amanda... Ready?

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No.

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- What do you think, Don?
- l think this is a zoo.

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Look at this. lt's a fake gate.

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lt's a screen we put up sometimes
to use for reflection.

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Our DP is inventive because he doesn't
have the money to make real puddles.

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Who doesn't give him enough money?
The production manager - John Lenic.

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Here's the guy who invented it.

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You can't let financial considerations
get in the way of artistic endeavour.

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lnteractive. Good livin'.

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So we start looking at a practical puddle,
but it will be replaced with a real one,

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come around as they come in

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and end up behind them, looking back
at the reflection of the practical puddle.

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Wanna know who rolls the gate?
Roll the gate.

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OK, watch this. Here comes the big wall.

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That's Dave Walker, grip extraordinaire.

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That's cool too.

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Evil Kenny, what is this stuff?

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Stuff that l wouldn't put in there,
but it looks good on camera.

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- So it doesn't actually do anything?
- No! This is sci-fi. This is fake.

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OK, this is the end of the movie
where Felger is having a dream.

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He wakes up and we end up on the same
shot we ended ''The Other Guys'' on.

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This is how it actually happens
behind the scenes.

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- l was so worried about you.
- lt was no big deal.

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Those Jaffa, they could have killed you.

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Not a chance, baby.

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What is this?

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Oh...

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Hi, guys.

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l know we're not really supposed
to be... fraternising, but, hey.

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l turn by back for two seconds
and you take up with this... trollop?

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Don't blame me just because you were
never woman enough to satisfy him.

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That is it.

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(gasping and grunting)

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- Ladies, please. This isn't necessary.
- Sh. Don't talk.

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Jay? Jay?

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And poke him...

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- Jay?
- Again. Keep your finger up there.

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- Jay!
- What? What?

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What were you thinking about?

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Let's hope her shirt isn't ripped like that.

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(gasps) Oh, my God!

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OK.

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ENHOH