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lf people ask me too many questions,
l like to mute them.

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Just push this at them
and they stop talking.

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Just give me a second.

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Towards the end of the fifth season
and all through the sixth season,

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we've had what we understand
to be an alliance between the Tok'ra,

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the rebel Jaffa and ourselves -
the Tauri, the people of Earth.

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The Council believes the best solution
is for the Tok'ra to leave.

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ls that really necessary?

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This alliance may simply
be something we cannot afford.

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The Jaffa too will be leaving.

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- But with the Tok'ra gone...
- We're not leaving because of the Tok'ra.

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We are leaving
because it is what we must do.

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''Death Knell'' is about,
literally, the death knell,

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or the signalling of the beginning
of the end for the Alliance.

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We're finally in a position to really make
a difference and you want to walk away?

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l'm sorry, Dr Jackson.

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This is how it must be.

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- And cut.
- What, are you mute?

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This is Sebastian Spence,
formerly from First Wave.

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He's doing a wonderful job
playing Delek.

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Make no mistake, Delek,
l am still Selmak.

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There are those of us
who would disagree.

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You, the videographer of the ''Behind
the Scenes'' B roll, you're Derek.

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l know Derek from the old days,
and he used to work at a produce store.

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So l had to call him at work
and his boss would answer.

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l'd say ''Hi. l'd like to speak to Derek.''

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(accent) ''Oh,ja, Delek.
Hold on ze second. Call for you, Delek.''

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''Delek'' - Delek!

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- So l named this character after him.
- Aw!

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So that's how you became
known as Delek.

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l have these buttons. These are some
of the things l like to say to the actors.

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l say ''Action''...

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And action.

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- We have to leave now.
- Give me a second.

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Boom!

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- How much longer?
- Finished.

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And cut.

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ls my chewing bothering you?

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- lt's BG rhubarb.
- (noisy chewing)

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When we do about seven takes,
l push this button

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and that causes all the actors
to know their lines. OK?

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- lf you could just remember your lines...
- l know.

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This is one of my favourite directions -
''Act better.''

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When l push that,
all the acting gets lot better.

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Cut. You're fired.

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What's another thing l say?
What's your favourite?

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''Cock balls''? l do say ''Cock balls.''
But, as you know, that's a weather vane.

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That is a weather vane.
The cock, which is the chicken on top,

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and the balls, which is
the weighted piece on the bottom.

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ln this part of the scene,
Anubis's drone is going to strafe the door

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and kill Lieutenant Glenn.

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Three, two, one.

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After the drone kills Lieutenant Glenn,
he'll fire at Carter and Jacob.

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Pow-pow-pow-pow-pow. Right?

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Boom! Boom!

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They'll take cover, then we'll blow up this
side of the room, cos he keeps shooting.

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They'll return fire, and we'll see that
the prototype weapon does in fact work.

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They'll exit the room and the drone
will get up and pursue them.

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And flex your butt cheeks... And pursue
them... Low bridge, low bridge!

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What they're running from
is that giant codpiece that the drone...

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They're not sure
what is behind the codpiece,

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because it's way too big
for a normal cod.

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Codpiece of death.

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Some say halibut,
some say it could be tuna.

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But it's very dangerous nevertheless.
Killer cod.

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Alarm. (mimics klaxon)

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- How much longer?.
- Finished.

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So in this scene we come to where
we think the Alpha site should be,

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and in fact we find that we are surrounded
by nothing, just a big blast crater.

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- What the...?
- Easy.

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Jacob.

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There's one tree in a 100-mile radius
and you land underneath it.

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l said ''What could Teal'c do
that would be an immense effort?''

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He's gotta be making a face like this.

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You go like this.

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l wanna see Chris do this.
Oh, Peter can do it.

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Non-effort effort... That's what's funny,
cos it has to do with a log,

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and there's a great effort on your face.

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Chris Judge said to me
''Teal'c has lost his mojo, right.''

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''He's gone all weak and the symbiote's
gone... That's no good, cos l'm all weak.''

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''Why don't you write an episode
where Teal'c is strong,

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and he exhibits some sort of strength?''

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And this is what l came up with:
l wrote ''Teal'c lifts the log.''

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And you did that
''l don't wanna make the big face.''

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Cos he's been sitting at his desk
all weekend getting pooh cramps.

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Cos he had a deadline,
which was Monday,

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so all he was thinking about was ''Log!''

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l don't feel... l was suffering.
l had been eating a lot of cheese that day,

89
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and l was suffering
from illegularity... illegurarity...

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You never see Bill Cosby
and Peter DeLuise in the same room.

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That's right. (mimics Bill Cosby)
You... are going to lift the log.

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Upon lifting the log,
you then place it on the ground.

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Carter's running for her life.

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She's the only remaining survivor
that we haven't accounted for

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after the self-destruction of the Alpha site.
They're being overrun by Anubis's drones.

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Let me see. Put out your butt.

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There's a line. l can't have that.

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l'll get you some dust
and you can rub out the line for me.

99
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Well, somebody's gotta do it.

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- You're not busy, are you?
- (woman) Not at the moment.

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You do stunts, right?
Can you get your hands near his butt?

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- l'll see what l can do.
- All right.

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That's crazy!
Get your fingers away from him.

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Oh...!

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This is good.

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- Arch your back.
- Get some pictures of that!

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What are you two doing?

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And she's been badly banged up.

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She has a horrible wound on her leg
and her elbows are all scraped up.

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She has many, many ''ow-ies''.

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And her outfit is torn
and she's got lots of blood and dirt...

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Barry. Tell her what a dirty girl she is.
You're a dirty girl.

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This is fun. l like getting dirty.

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l mean, in a professional actor
not being ''pretty girl'' kind of way.

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She doesn't have a weapon.
She just has a power pack.

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So she's having to depend
on her survivor skills

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to get away from this killing machine.

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lt's very scary.

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- Bloody and muddy.
- lt's war, mister.

120
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Right. War is hell. So is retaining water.
Bring more chocolate.

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We've got the camera
lined up right behind the missile,

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and that is what Carter would see
if she was trying to line up the missile,

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like you're aiming
down the sight of a rifle.

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Our drone will be standing on that
black box, where our stand-in was,

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and he gets blown up.

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ln the final process, when you see
the shot composited together,

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it'll look like he's standing there.

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He won't be there when it blows up,
but it'll look like he is

129
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and that he's completely obliterated
by dirt and flotsam.

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Not so much jetsam, but mostly flotsam.

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So this is our head of special effects,
Wray Douglas,

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and he's gonna explain
what we're lookin' at here.

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Vermiculite, dust, cork,

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gasoline in the big shotgun mortars
and the two baby mortars in front...

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And there'll be wildlife in the hills
who'll be just minding their own business,

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and when this bomb goes off,
it'll be, like, ''Whoa!''

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Simultaneously,
3,000 animals are gonna poop.

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They won't be suffering
from irregularity any more.

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Bambi will not need Colon Blow today.

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And three, two, one...

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Boom.

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You should get it in Smell-O-Vision.

143
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Sexy, and yet repulsive.

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Nice.

145
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Awooooh!

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(¶ Stargate theme)

147
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And then ''Why?''
Do l say ''Why'' a lot?

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Oh, ''Why is this happening to me?''
That's a good one.

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ENHOH