Be proud, Teal'c.
- Today we are free. - This day is not yet over with.
Then I shall be proud for you,
and of you.
OK, settle. Teaming it now, folks.
Looks like we're looking this way for this master.
(man) The audience can read it in a single frame.
Everything else... We can tone it.
(man #2) This line could easily be on three lines.
(cameraman) Bottom. Bottom. Go bottom.
- How do you spell "destroy"? - "Desroy".
It's with a Hungarian accent.
(Hungarian accent) "His quest will destroy all life in the Milky Way Galaxy."
- That's Hungarian. - You made it worse.
Here we go. Let's lock it up, please.
And roll sound, please.
We're speeding.
It's Frank, eight two. A only mark.
(man) OK. Here we go. And action.
Hey. What do I have to do to get some more coffee around here?
(woman) Find true enlightenment.
- No menus? - We don't need them.
Just order what you'd like.
- OK. So I'm saying "replicator Carter". - (man) "Replicator Sam."
I said, "You wanna do this scripted?" So she's fine and I'll change mine on that.
- Oh, I don't care... - "Sam" it is.
- OK. - Good.
OK, I'll have the truth with a side order of clarity, please.
The replicator version of Sam was in your head trying to access
the knowledge buried in your subconscious,
but you gained control of her instead. She killed you to stop you.
- That's where I stepped in. How's that? - Pretty clear.
We aim to please. Customer comes first, you know.
- This makeup is part of his ritual. - We're speaking of me as the character.
Now that he no longer has his symbiote,
he takes tretonin and therefore he doesn't have to go through his same sort of ritual,
which is why he is no longer Goa'uld, and why he has hair.
(cameraman) Your brother's next to you.
- Yes, this is young Jeff. - Hello.
We're competing with the Deluise family to see how many Judges we can get on.
I think we've got the Deluises beat by one.
This is the symbiote.
It's a snake.
See the back, it's foam.
Squishy.
Over the years, we really had some interesting experiments with this tattoo.
From the very first episode. It was a three-part tattoo.
This is how we would put it on.
We'd put on the outer piece, and then we'd put in the middle piece, here.
Like this.
- And then this. - (cameraman) The horns of the symbiote.
And then... That's upside down. Sorry.
And then we used to fill it all in with an adhesive.
- (cameraman) That was harder? - It took a long time,
cos it would have to dry, and then we would have to colour it.
So the whole thing would take about half an hour, just to do that.
- (cameraman) That is the glue? - It's called Beta Bond.
It's a medical adhesive.
Christopher is one of the few people who is allergic to spirit gum.
- Thank goodness we found another... - (cameraman) A substitute.
I think it needs to go up a smidgen.
This is a very exact science.
This is pretty close to nuclear medicine.
Touch it up.
And this, by all rights, should stay on until I take it off at the end of the night.
Christopher has been known to get really cross and rip it off.
Thank you, ma'am.
We always end it with a little kiss.
This is Dorothee Deichmann. She's my wonderful first assistant.
Dorothee is very, very clever in putting these tattoos together.
That's the first crown for you.
This is Atum.
(Dorothee) Those are new ones. We haven't used those yet.
This is Rak'nor's burned-off tattoo, which is supposed to be a scar.
(cameraman) Oh, cool.
So I painted it fitting to his skin tone. I've got two.
The art department sends me down a mould, to make the tattoo.
But, as you can see, it has several layers.
Quite often, I pour the moulding stuff in there, it rips the layers apart.
So sometimes I can only reuse one at a time.
Once they're cool, I take them out the mould
and I cut them, and shape them, and colour them.
Some of them are easier to do than others.
As you can see, the one that was for Anubis had a million pieces.
I make a quite a few spare pieces, so that if one or two fall down,
I can go and renew them.
We did an episode - no, one scene - where this was upside down.
None of the producers knew about it until the end of the season, when I told them.
None of the editors, nobody noticed it.
We do make those mistakes,
though we try very hard to do a great job for the wonderful Stargate family.
This is a slightly different procedure to the one that Mr Judge has on.
This is also a stencil from the art department.
Chris wears one... Chris has kind of a raised thing, right?
That's right. His is a three-dimensional one.
But you're not a first prime, you're a priest.
That's true.
This is the tricky part - making sure that you don't lose any of the tiny pieces.
See? Just flip that back up.
- There you go, Mr Hayes. All ready. - Wow.
Thank you, madam artiste.
- You're very welcome. - It's awesome. Thank you.
Since I've just met Mr Hayes, we don't end our makeup with a kiss.
- See? You can talk him into anything. - She's so lovely. She's so lovely.
- (man #1) Show me around the pillar. - (man #2) Shh. Quiet, please, folks.
- We need to fill in here. - (man) You should be in straight rows.
(Andy) Oh, hey, Isaac Hayes is here.
Isaac Hayes is here. How great is that?
(man) Action!
Brothers Bra'tac of Chulak
and Teal'c of the Tauri,
for your enduring courage and vision,
for the strength of will that has brought us to freedom from the Goa'uld...
During this scene when these two guys get knighted, Bra'tac and Teal'c,
we will ask for a crowd response from you. You will be cheering.
...you shall both be known as blood kin
to all Jaffa.
(man) Boo!
OK, let's cut on the rehearsal, please.
Quiet, please.
- You made a face. - I was as cute as I could be.
Pete.
Hello.
- (whispers) I'm about to dump him. Shh. - Shh.
- (David) Oh, that's not bad. - Look at that.
B mark.
Camera set.
Action.
Pete Shanahan, Jacob Carter.
Dad, this is Pete.
You really got one of those things in your head?
If by "one of those things" you mean a 2,000-year-old Tok'ra symbiote, yes.
Seriously. Come on.
That has gotta freak you right out sometimes.
It's weird.
(man) And cut.
My name is Clare Carey, and I'm playing Kerry Johnson.
I am the love interest in the episode called "Threads".
I guess it's a big episode because I didn't know Brigadier General O'Neill
hadn't had a love interest.
Why wouldn't he, you know?
So now I know. Now I feel like, "Wow. That's pretty special."
Yeah, first you sit up.
You reveal.
(Clare) What is it?
- Trouble in Jaffaland. - (woman) That's it. Trouble in Jaffaland.
- That's it. Then you stand. OK. - Oh, God.
(man) Creak, pop.
(cameraman) He's had a lot of interest before, he just hasn't had a on-screen,
- kind of like, wake-up interest. - Oh. A wake-up-in-the-bed thing?
- Was that really racy for this show? - Yes.
Wow.
- Jesus, what happened there? - This is the hardest hole on the course.
You tee off here, and you've got a blind approach to the green.
So if you don't make the rise on your drive, it's still a blind.
Not only that, it's a sloping green. So if you make this,
you can roll right off into the ocean.
Years of jamming in 'em into bad hockey skates.
Oh, look at it. We didn't even have sex.
(man) Go for it. You can muss that up more.
We just had to get it into a state of somewhere.
This is a TV show.
Yeah, right.
- (man) Back to back. - And then when I get up, I just go...
(man) And roll sound, please.
(man #2) 11, take two.
Camera set.
And nice and steady, there'll be some shadows.
And camera. Telephone's ringing.
(phone rings)
- What? - (Carter) Sorry to wake you, sir.
Teal'c's back, and it sounds like we have a problem.
All right. I'll be there as soon as I can.
(man) If you could come up to an elbow once Rick sits up, that would be helpful.
You're down low, and he's high. We have to get wide,
and in order to identify you, it would be better...
Pop up a little higher. Sure thing.
What was that?
Eight years and that was the first love scene.
And it was pretty short.
There wasn't a whole lot to it. Guess you have to use your imagination.
Behind the scenes, talking ammunition with Bra'tac and Teal'c. It's cool, huh?
Do we have a modified zat as well?
- No. - Just the initial version.
So Teal'c will have the modified rifle with the chip on it,
and what about Bra'tac? What should he have?
We could give Bra'tac a modified Earth weapon that we know kills supersoldiers.
We don't really have anything that kills Anubis,
and it's a big story point that he can't be killed, so it's killing everything but him.
I think it'll be cool to give Bra'tac one of those rifles, if you're cool with it.
(man) Background set. Cut.
- Cut. - Cut rehearsal.
So, here's the deal. We're kind of seeing off the top of those set pieces.
Guys, ready to go with the other rehearsal?
- Listen up. - It's not bad. Not great.
Look how Chris and Tony are doing this.
That's the sense of urgency we need you guys to duplicate.
So if you guys stay to the side and watch here to see the actors, then do the same.
So let's go to first marks and do it just with the actors.
Lock it up, and action.
Go, Chris.
He is not here. No one is here. The defences were automated.
(Peter) OK. Now, we're gonna try this one so the picture's up.
- Do these hurt? Cos that's where... - It's always comfortable.
It's me helmet.
It's my friend.
No chance of that any more.
(buzzes)
You're making it out of focus.
(Andy) Are we just waiting on the guns? Let's roll. Forget it.
We'll see them on the reverse.
(Peter) You gotta walk in with purpose. Thank you.
Camera. Background.
Keep your chin up. Keep your chin up.
(man) There it is.
God's sakes. Four years of film school for this.
Peter's first day being second-unit director extraordinaire.
(Peter) Here we go. Lock it up. Roll sound. Let's go.
Not too casual posing, there, guys. Here we go.
(man) X-ray, 29, take one.
(man #2) Energy, energy. With purpose, guys. Here we go. And...
- Background. - Action.
He is not here. No one is here.
- The defences were automated. - We have been deceived.
Anubis fed us this intelligence to lure us here.
Our forces defending Dakara are depleted.
We could not have known, brother.
You were right. The device at Dakara should have been destroyed at all costs.
And cut.
ENHOH