{91}{157}Oh, right this way.|l can see General Hammond now.
{159}{234}Excuse me, sir, but|we seem to have a visitor.
{236}{308}Thank you, Dr Fraiser.|l understand you're here...
{310}{401}..to investigate rumours regarding|some of the people under my command.
{403}{472}- Rumours, sir? lnvestigate...?|- Yes, Doctor.
{474}{591}lt seems that someone in Washington|doesn't think we run a very tight ship.
{593}{643}- Yes, sir.|- Don't worry.
{645}{788}lt's just another fire drill so the brass|in DC can feel better about themselves.
{790}{867}Doctor, if you wouldn't mind|patching them into the system.
{869}{919}Yes, sir.
{945}{1020}OK, look. l realise you're|on official business here,...
{1022}{1109}..but, for the record, the personnel|at this command are topnotch.
{1111}{1201}And, by the way, Fraiser|is spelled with an s, not a z.
{3345}{3420}We did an episode|in season one, called ''Solitudes''.
{3422}{3486}And really the goal was|to save a little money,...
{3488}{3565}..because l had a reputation|on The Outer Limits...
{3567}{3643}..of being able to make|''two people in a room'' interesting.
{3645}{3733}And so l thought ''OK. But room,|room. Where am l gonna put...
{3735}{3795}..Carter and O'Neill, for example?''
{3797}{3874}So l put them in a glacier,|a crevasse of a glacier.
{3876}{4012}Something goes wrong with the Stargate|and they are spat out in a glacier.
{4014}{4067}What's the bad news?
{4069}{4186}Unless they redecorated the gate room,|l don't think we're in Kansas any more.
{4188}{4238}Daniel must have misdialled.
{4240}{4332}And then John Smith says|''Let's refrigerate the stage.''
{4334}{4436}''Can we do that?'' and he said ''Sure.|We'll bring in big industrial things.''
{4438}{4498}So we were able to bring in|real snow and ice,...
{4500}{4557}..and when they chip it|away, that's what it is.
{4559}{4659}And when Richard Dean Anderson as|O'Neill is on his back freezing to death,...
{4661}{4794}..he's actually freezing his ass off -|he really was in subzero temperatures.
{4796}{4906}l love that. Sometimes on a television|show, you go ''That was cool.''
{4908}{4950}That was one of those times.
{4952}{5036}l'll be damned if l'm gonna die|on some godforsaken block of ice...
{5038}{5102}..a million light years from home.|ls that clear?
{5104}{5185}- Yes, sir.|- Good. Now help me up.
{5214}{5295}- l don't think you should move.|- Probably not.
{5310}{5375}But my butt's freezin'|to the ground. Come on.
{5377}{5459}And l had to do this thing|where l climbed up this wall of ice...
{5461}{5532}..to try to get out of|this crevasse that we're in.
{5534}{5617}And l kept falling, and they|kept the cameras rolling,...
{5619}{5689}..which l thought was really cruel.
{5746}{5811}And l just... l had to|climb up and pull myself...
{5813}{5899}..and l kept sliding down this ice wall,|and l will never forget that.
{5901}{6006}l'll never forget being that cold|and that bruised and that scared...
{6008}{6070}..and that exhilarated by it all.
{6084}{6153}Michael Shanks, uh,...
{6155}{6230}..had his appendix blow...
{6255}{6344}..one day before starting|shooting on ''Nemesis''.
{6346}{6468}You're so used to it, on a television show,|that you have to be there as an actor.
{6470}{6585}lt's like, if you're sick, it doesn't matter|because you're in front of the camera.
{6587}{6708}So l did one of the quickest|panic rewrites l'd ever done.
{6710}{6838}So l was in the hospital, you know,|white-faced and in complete denial.
{6840}{6937}They don't know you have appendicitis|until they cut you open and look.
{6939}{7025}So it could be anything. So|l'm negotiating with the doctor,...
{7027}{7088}..ten minutes before|l'm going into surgery,...
{7090}{7196}..that ''Maybe it's not. Maybe l just have|indigestion from Thanksgiving dinner.''
{7198}{7255}''Maybe l need to go home.|l'll call you tomorrow.''
{7257}{7402}And the doctor is trying to convince me|in the nicest possible way that...
{7404}{7491}..''lf you go home, you'll probably|be dead by tomorrow morning.''
{7493}{7564}And Brad says ''lt's OK,|l have an idea, l have an idea.''
{7566}{7718}And he goes into this elaborate...|He's come up with this wonderful...
{7720}{7865}..wonderfully elaborate story line for|how we'll get Michael out of the show.
{7867}{7926}Watching the scramble|l couldn't be part of,...
{7928}{8049}..which was the ''How do we write him out|of the episode fast and keep him in it?''
{8051}{8138}l just sat there. Maybe it was|the end of the season and we were tired.
{8140}{8232}And l said ''Why don't we|just say his appendix blew?''
{8234}{8305}- Can l see your scar?|- No.
{8372}{8472}Fraiser says it'll be about a week|before you get outta here.
{8474}{8536}One of the things|that always bugs me is...
{8538}{8689}..why don't... why don't the daily|aspects of life ever bleed into...
{8691}{8760}These guys go through|the Stargate every day,...
{8762}{8860}..they fight incredible fights and|have all these things happen,...
{8862}{8970}..but the sort of the...|real life never affects them.
{8976}{9036}Wanna go fishin'?
{9074}{9144}Actually, l wouldn't...
{9146}{9198}Well, maybe...
{9200}{9307}You know, l think maybe l will|just stay here for two or three days.
{9309}{9431}And Richard and l mostly improvised|those little exchanges, which was fun.
{9454}{9522}- Did you get your hair cut?|- Yeah. Why?
{9524}{9552}No reason.
{9554}{9608}We did it for the entire two-parter.
{9610}{9778}ln ''Small Victories'', he's also unable to|do what he has to and is still recovering.
{9784}{9876}You are fine. There's|no signs of residual infection.
{9878}{9956}- You were very lucky.|- So you keep saying.
{10162}{10228}One of my favourite episodes|is ''Serpent's Lair'',...
{10230}{10326}..which is the second episode l did,|when they're rescued off the mother ship.
{10328}{10462}And that's my favourite episode|because l got locked in a glider with Rick.
{10464}{10530}Human, put this on.
{10550}{10618}Will you please stop calling me ''Human''?
{10631}{10691}And l found that really|interesting because...
{10693}{10801}..l'm just a hair claustrophobic,|l'm not really claustrophobic.
{10803}{10862}But when you're in a glider|about 1 2 feet up,...
{10864}{10976}..and they put this plastic glass|sort of cage over you...
{10978}{11119}..and they come with the ratchet gun...|And you think ''l don't know.'' You know?
{11121}{11189}Bra'tac? Bra'tac!
{11222}{11275}You OK?
{11277}{11328}Not bad,...
{11330}{11397}..for an old man.
{11403}{11506}They say 20 minutes and it's over an hour|later and you're still up there.
{11508}{11611}And meanwhile they're throwing pebbles|at you and there are wind machines.
{11613}{11711}So you have to entertain yourself. So that|was a good chance to get to know Rick.
{11713}{11771}And we really had a lot of fun that day.
{11778}{11828}Take a look up.
{12047}{12097}lt's beautiful.
{12112}{12186}We had to do this trick shot.|l had to do a trick shot.
{12188}{12393}They'd hired a double, who's a trick-shot|champion, and her coach to come.
{12395}{12522}So this woman was gonna double me,|and l said ''Let me try it, let me try it.''
{12524}{12591}And so l kept practising and practising.
{12593}{12690}And l thought ''l've got it.|l think l can do this shot myself.''
{12692}{12789}And Martin Wood said to me, just before|we were about to rehearse, he said...
{12791}{12865}..''lf you sink this shot, l'll give you $100.''
{12867}{12956}And l said ''OK. l have nothing to lose.''
{12958}{13074}Did it, sunk the balls. He went ''lf you can|do that on the take, l'll double or nothing.''
{13076}{13152}So l went ''OK.'' Did it on the take.
{13154}{13244}Then he asked if l wanted to double|or nothing again, and l cut my losses.
{13246}{13337}l said ''No. l've got 200 bucks, US.''
{13339}{13470}And... l think l sunk it a third time.|So l should have gone double or nothing.
{13472}{13567}But he was out of pocket and they told|him ''You can't bet Amanda any more.''
{13781}{13856}- How the hell did you do that?|- Wanna go double or nothin'?
{13858}{13935}- No, l think l'll cut my losses.|- Smart move.
{14134}{14244}l've been in... l've put myself into|almost every show that l've done.
{14246}{14322}Every one except for, l think,|two that happened off world.
{14324}{14392}So l've been in almost|every show that l've directed.
{14394}{14512}And always in the background, almost|always somewhere with Sergeant Siler.
{14521}{14630}And normally we have this giant wrench,|that we're doing something...
{14632}{14685}Literally, it's that big.
{14687}{14781}..that we're wandering|around doing something...
{15012}{15062}Ah, excuse me. Sorry.
{15071}{15122}She's all yours, General.
{15124}{15191}- Well done, Sergeant. You heard the man.|- Yes, sir.
{15193}{15247}l've been on the show|for five seasons...
{15249}{15354}..and it's taken about|five seasons to give me a name,...
{15356}{15421}..cos in the script l'm just ''Technician''.
{15423}{15479}So l get the scripts|and whip through them.
{15481}{15607}''Oh, yeah. Teal'c, Sam Carter, O'Neill...|Oh, Technician. Great! OK, good.''
{15621}{15679}lncoming traveller. lncoming traveller.
{15681}{15749}Sometimes it's just|''Chevron one, chevron two...''
{15751}{15774}Chevron two encoded.
{15776}{15819}''Chevron three, chevron four.''
{15821}{15853}Chevron four encoded.
{15855}{15916}All the way up to|''Chevron seven locked. ''
{15918}{15968}Chevron seven locked.
{16078}{16174}They never refer to me by name.|lt's just Sergeant or Technician.
{16183}{16239}Sir, we're go for a systems restart.
{16241}{16269}Proceed, Sergeant.
{16271}{16346}ln one episode they said|they'd call me Walter.
{16348}{16420}And that was Richard Dean Anderson|calling me Walter.
{16502}{16557}Walter?
{16559}{16636}Then l find out... They go|''No, that's not your name,...
{16638}{16734}..cos Walter Davis didn't clear,|so we can't use that'',...
{16736}{16786}..but even though they filmed it.
{16788}{16893}And then they go|''Your name's Harriman Davis.''
{16895}{16994}Where did they pull that from?|So it's Harriman Davis. l go ''OK, fine.''
{16996}{17093}And then they gave me my flight suit|and it says ''Norman Davis'' on it.
{17095}{17201}So l've got like three names,|none of which anybody ever uses.
{17203}{17283}lt's always just Technician,|Technician, Technician.
{17321}{17364}And... action!
{17369}{17441}- You've been working very hard.|- No harder than usual.
{17443}{17543}That's my point. Your pre-mission|blood test did show slight anaemia.
{17545}{17678}Teryl and l... yeah,|we're idiots, we're both goofs.
{17680}{17844}We're both very spazzy and we both have|these really wacky senses of humour.
{17846}{17967}So, as soon as we met and realised Teryl|was gonna be a regular on the show,...
{17969}{18072}..the thing that was important was that|our characters were friends, not rivals.
{18074}{18124}- Oh, hey, Sam?|- Yeah?
{18126}{18245}Cassie is staying at a friend's tonight.|So what do you say? Girls' night out?
{18247}{18397}These two women are very strong,|very smart, very together women.
{18399}{18487}And yet, off camera,|we're a bunch of idiots.
{18489}{18589}We have alter ego characters|where she's Minnie and l'm Turleen,...
{18591}{18676}..and we go to the Marvell Beauty School|and we do this all the time.
{18678}{18732}lt's Turleen and Minnie.
{18734}{18818}l think Turleen's specialty is|frostin' tips and mine is permanents.
{18820}{18894}And we've just got this whole|wacky character thing we do.
{18896}{18962}- l fail permanents all the time.|- l got it wrong.
{18964}{19026}l said your speciality was frostin' tips.
{19028}{19101}Oh, that's very true.|l fail permanents all the time.
{19103}{19173}But l fail frostin' tips.|She's excellent at them.
{19175}{19232}We go to the Marvell Beauty School.
{19424}{19517}We had heard that Kurt Russell|was coming to Vancouver...
{19519}{19584}..to do 3000 Miles to Graceland...
{19586}{19659}..and that he was actually|gonna be shooting on this lot.
{19661}{19753}So we sent an invitation out to him|to visit us and he accepted it...
{19755}{19809}..and he came by and it was great.
{19811}{19943}lt was really fun for all of us,|including the crew, to see him,...
{19945}{20010}..because he started it all|with the feature.
{20012}{20099}Kurt wasn't here that long, but|long enough to take a little tour,...
{20101}{20152}..and he was very impressed by the sets.
{20154}{20318}And then he did a picture-taking session|with Rick on the ramp of the Stargate.
{20320}{20380}lt was weird because|he was dressed as Elvis.
{20382}{20443}The before and after of Jack O'Neill.
{20516}{20658}l can only see a wolf, Tonané. A beautiful|animal, granted, but not a spirit.
{20660}{20760}''Spirits'' was great because|we had this wolf, who wasn't a wolf.
{20762}{20820}lt was a dog that looked like a wolf.
{20822}{20939}But... the weird thing is that there's not|a lot of dogs that look like wolves...
{20941}{21008}..that you can get to do anything.
{21010}{21060}So, we had these trainers come in.
{21062}{21153}They were saying ''Don't expect|this wolf to do very much.''
{21155}{21233}''And, by the way, we have to tie its tail.''
{21235}{21291}So they took monofil to tie its tail down,...
{21293}{21375}..because wolves don't have tails|that stand up like a dog's.
{21377}{21506}So this poor wolf, or this poor dog, is|running around with its tail tied down,...
{21508}{21548}..and it didn't do anything.
{21550}{21678}We sat for an hour one day,|trying to get this thing to... react,...
{21680}{21741}..to do something other than go...
{21774}{21863}Finally, the director of photography,|Jim Menard, goes ''Let me try.''
{21865}{21948}And d'you remember Paul Hogan|in Crocodile Dundee...
{21950}{22046}..did this little thing with his hand|when he goes... (buzzes)
{22048}{22150}Well, there's a shot in ''Spirits''|where you see the wolf go...
{22192}{22297}lt's Jim Menard behind|the camera going... (buzzes)
{22299}{22424}And this wolf is reactin' to it. Followed|him around for the rest of the day.
{22514}{22580}A little flattery couldn't hurt, Sam.
{22635}{22705}My, what big eyes you have.
{22864}{22907}lt worked.
{23128}{23159}Yes!
{23194}{23293}Ooh! God, l'm sorry.|l didn't hurt you, did l?
{23315}{23386}- l am fine.|- So we were doing this one shot...
{23388}{23484}..where the camera is behind us and|Thor and l are standing side by side,...
{23486}{23576}..looking at this big,|green screen of special effects,...
{23578}{23706}..and whoever was controlling the puppet|put Thor's arm up so it touched my bum.
{23723}{23773}lt sort of... it was quite funny.
{23775}{23868}And l turned, without even thinking,|and just smacked him.
{23870}{23938}And there was this big,|resounding waaah off the puppet.
{23940}{24056}And then l apologised to the puppet.|l went ''Oh, my God, l'm sorry.''
{24058}{24119}Sorr... oh. Oh, you're a puppet.
{24184}{24203}Sorry.
{24205}{24287}l love things like that. And that|happens all the time on our show.
{24289}{24374}Just little goofy things that|the audience will never see,...
{24376}{24455}..but that make coming to work|every day really fun.
{24644}{24710}l think it's about time for you to go.
{24712}{24806}- l'll be anxious to see your final report.|- l wouldn't worry, General.
{24808}{24878}l think Teal'c is looking forward|to a trip to Washington.
{24880}{24992}l'm sure he won't mind making a house|call if anything incriminating turns up.
{24994}{25056}Why, Doctor, l think you're right.
{25079}{25138}Do have a safe trip back.