{154}{314}Hi, I'm Christopher Judge. I play Teal'c on|Stargate SG-1. Welcome to season seven.
{316}{360}- I look pretty, right?|- I think so.
{365}{442}First there is the double-buttock flex.
{444}{566}Now this is a behind-the-scenes|look at Stargate SG-1.
{568}{598}How you doin'?
{600}{738}Amanda Tapping and Michael Shanks|showed you around on the Sci Fi version
{740}{855}of the behind-the-scenes look at SG-1,|The Lowdown.
{895}{962}(man) That's the one!
{964}{1048}I'll give you the real lowdown,|something very special,
{1050}{1100}just for the DVD collection.
{1102}{1185}Now, I'm gonna start with|a little tour of my trailer.
{1187}{1301}You will notice that my trailer is|quite a bit more spacious than theirs.
{1303}{1400}My trailer is actually five inches longer|than both of their trailers
{1402}{1452}because I'm bigger than they are.
{1454}{1507}Thank you. Bye.
{1509}{1619}This is my bathroom. Sometimes|I come here to lounge and meditate,
{1621}{1725}and sometimes I take a steam.|See, this is a little steam shower here.
{1727}{1823}And... ooh, look. Toothpaste.
{1863}{1935}Lotion, for the lonely times.
{1964}{2087}And the all-important air freshener|because... You know.
{2089}{2148}This is my kitchen area.
{2199}{2263}It has all the accoutrements of home:
{2265}{2330}Microwave, fridge.
{2332}{2443}- He is Jaffa?|- No, but he plays one on TV.
{2445}{2509}Rim shot.
{2511}{2564}And the all-important water.
{2566}{2632}See, water is very important|to an actor.
{2634}{2719}You have to stay well-hydrated|to perform the daily tasks
{2721}{2788}required of a serious actor like myself.
{2790}{2925}Mr Rooker, you've worked with|a number of esteemed black actors.
{2927}{2986}- Yes.|- Any finer than me?
{3046}{3070}No.
{3072}{3220}Here's my media system:|Satellite, large-screen television,
{3222}{3306}VCR, and of course|the all-important sound system
{3308}{3386}that comes fully equipped|with surround, of course.
{3399}{3518}And here's my actual living area.|Recliner, couch...
{3520}{3659}See, these are all the scripts I have that|were written by some of our writers.
{3661}{3804}I haven't really perused|too many of these yet...
{3851}{3933}but I'm sure they're quite good.
{3935}{4000}And my breakfast.
{4002}{4097}Like on any given day,|I'll have a coffee...
{4132}{4192}chocolate milk...
{4264}{4323}Ooh, look.
{4325}{4437}Scrambled eggs, bacon and sausage:|The key to starting a good day.
{4517}{4635}Hi, I'm Amanda Tapping. I play Major|Samantha Carter on Stargate SG-1.
{4637}{4716}We'll take you on|a behind-the-scenes tour of our show.
{4718}{4775}It's a special, right?
{4777}{4840}- (man) A special on Sci Fi.|- Special on Sci Fi.
{4860}{4897}Bye.
{4934}{4988}(screaming)
{5030}{5159}As you know, Stargate SG-1 is a show|about a top-secret government facility
{5161}{5294}that uses a round portal,|a sort of doughnut-shaped thing
{5296}{5379}that we jump through every week|to go to the various planets.
{5381}{5450}It kind of looks like|a swimming pool on its side
{5452}{5505}when the gate is active.
{5507}{5607}We're about to start the seventh season,|and what is so exciting about that
{5609}{5664}is we are... we're so tight...
{5666}{5769}- What's the name of this place?|- An ancient planet is what it's called.
{5771}{5860}This year, I think we really|finally got our act together.
{5862}{5946}- Ancient planet? Not even a name?|- Not even a number.
{5948}{6038}Yeah, Sci Fi, that's a great channel.|They've got all sorts of...
{6040}{6111}- (man) We carry Stargate, so...|- Oh, good.
{6113}{6185}What's great about this special|is we'll show you how
{6187}{6294}we are taking the stories|and the acting to just new heights.
{6296}{6427}("Entry of the Gladiators")
{6429}{6487}And that's my theme song.
{6523}{6555}What?
{6557}{6642}As you know, the actors on this show|are incredibly serious.
{6644}{6731}Well, no, take it. Just...|I'm saying, if you want to take it...
{6733}{6777}You're out of line.
{6779}{6894}We take what we do...|perhaps a little too seriously.
{6896}{6955}(man) Tell us about your process.
{6973}{7035}(gargling)
{7037}{7106}Your transport's waiting for you. Bye.
{7108}{7173}Ooh! Can I have a boyfriend|who doesn't die?
{7175}{7225}(hisses)
{7227}{7332}Hopefully, before this is all|said and done, I will have hair.
{7334}{7442}One thing we'll show you during|this special is our topnotch crew.
{7444}{7508}There, they're coming on now.
{7510}{7560}They're warming 'em up.
{7713}{7739}Hang on a sec.
{7741}{7835}We will be getting into the|Michael Shanks/Corin Nemec situation,
{7837}{7943}Dr Daniel Jackson coming back,|Jonas Quinn, that whole dynamic.
{7945}{7998}(man) Welcome back to season seven.
{8000}{8096}Hey! Thank you.|It's great to be back, it really is.
{8098}{8156}Any rumours that there may have been
{8158}{8253}some kind of, like, animosity|between us is ridiculous.
{8255}{8305}Get ready to enjoy season seven.
{8307}{8406}It's gonna knock your socks off.|I have to go save the planet.
{9489}{9580}(in alien language)
{9582}{9620}(snarls)
{9622}{9755}People not familiar with the show|need an introduction to the characters.
{9757}{9854}Richard Dean Anderson, RDA,|plays Jack O'Neill, our resident leader,
{9856}{9969}who's the sort of brave, stoic soul|who likes to kill everybody.
{10210}{10318}We either made the mistake or we|were blessed with the right decision
{10320}{10417}to have O'Neill deal with|his emotional dysfunction,
{10419}{10513}at the time we started the shows,|over the loss of his son.
{10515}{10623}It freed O'Neill to grow, to put|some things in perspective and evolve.
{10625}{10724}I can be as diplomatic|and open-minded as anyone.
{10726}{10856}It freed me up as an actor to kind of|bring some levity to the character.
{10868}{10962}Do you not know the pain|you will suffer for this impudence?
{10964}{11014}I don't know the meaning of the word.
{11053}{11133}Seriously. "lmpudence".|What does that mean?
{11135}{11240}Richard Dean Anderson|is goofy, irreverent, witty...
{11242}{11344}We're exactly one zat gun short|of actually having a zat gun.
{11346}{11434}...sarcastic, sexy...
{11472}{11501}and a jackass.
{11598}{11678}My attention span is so short,|it's like a child's.
{11680}{11767}Her attention wanders.|It's like she has the mind of a child.
{11843}{11944}All of the actors on the show|work incredibly hard.
{11946}{11994}But then there's Rick.
{12071}{12256}Although he's willing to take a P90|to an entire division of Goa'ulds,
{12284}{12406}he has a fair amount, or greater|compassion, for fish and dogs.
{12408}{12439}Dogs for ever.
{12441}{12514}There appears to be|no fish here, O'Neill.
{12573}{12620}T...
{12622}{12739}it's not about|the actual fish themselves.
{12741}{12835}Fish are not important in this context.
{12837}{12902}It's about fish-ing.
{12904}{12960}He has never caught a fish, ever.
{12962}{13071}I've had so much fun|kind of dabbling in irreverence,
{13073}{13171}bringing a semblance of|irreverence to the character,
{13173}{13261}or these little quirky aspects|to the character.
{13263}{13370}- You've been a little tense.|- "Tense"? Me? I'm not tense.
{13391}{13441}Am I?
{13495}{13589}- When did you first notice?|- As we met.
{13591}{13703}Major Carter, who you know is|sort of the brains of the operation,
{13705}{13787}she's the girl next door,|Amanda is basically the girl next door.
{13789}{13849}That's quite a neighbourhood,|you know?
{13851}{13946}Samantha Carter|was very one-dimensional.
{13948}{14013}I've memorised your report|from the first mission.
{14015}{14077}I think I've prepared for this|all my life.
{14079}{14132}When I first met Amanda Tapping,
{14134}{14214}I was intimidated by her physical beauty.
{14216}{14312}She's not afraid of the physical|attraction we share for each other.
{14314}{14374}I always wanted to be a pianist.
{14393}{14450}- Excuse me?|- A concert pianist.
{14452}{14507}A guy who plays piano|for lots of people.
{14509}{14546}Right.
{14548}{14600}- What did you think I said?|- Never mind.
{14602}{14703}She tries to have a relationship|with someone. It's nearly impossible.
{14705}{14846}A, she's never home.|B, she can't tell them what she does.
{14848}{14965}Beyond that, it's been little dalliances|with men that continually end up dead,
{14967}{15107}so sadly she hasn't had|a great track record. It's pathetic.
{15221}{15349}Christopher Judge plays Teal'c,|who is the stoic alien on the show
{15351}{15436}who wears the STP symbol|on his forehead.
{15604}{15648}Little snack?
{15650}{15751}As you've seen, I've grown|25 pounds since last season, so...
{15753}{15902}Teal'c has become a lot more|animated, a lot funnier...
{15904}{16015}The most important thing|about playing an alien...
{16036}{16073}is buttocks.
{16075}{16207}There are several different buttock|exercises. Let me show you a couple.
{16209}{16308}See, first there is|the double-buttock flex.
{16403}{16497}Then there is|the alternating buttock flex.
{16588}{16730}And then, finally, there's|the all-important "shake it like it's hot".
{16795}{16854}Hey, guys. What are you doing here?
{16856}{16918}- We brought pizza and a movie.|- "Star Wars".
{16920}{16966}- He's seen it eight times.|- Nine.
{16968}{16999}Nine times.
{17001}{17137}Christopher Judge|is charming, sexy, and a jackass.
{17139}{17198}I said "jackass"|for Christopher Judge's sake.
{17200}{17275}I am the complete|polar opposite of Teal'c.
{17277}{17427}I'm loud and obnoxious and get|under the skin of many a director.
{17429}{17498}- And cut.|- Good night, everybody!
{17500}{17578}Teal'c has a great singing voice.
{17580}{17701}I wish they would let Teal'c just break|out into song every once in a while.
{17703}{17828}Let him explore|the inner baritone that he is.
{17869}{17992}The Stargate, the Stargate
{17994}{18066}Travelling to worlds
{18068}{18137}Far and near
{18157}{18239}- What?|- This is absurd.
{18241}{18301}I, too, have recently seen|Daniel Jackson.
{18303}{18328}Really?
{18355}{18431}- Why didn't you say something?|- Why did you not?
{18433}{18546}I play Daniel Jackson,|who's the kind of moral voice,
{18548}{18610}but basically he's a whiny little bitch.
{18612}{18646}Don't touch me.
{18648}{18691}Oh!
{18910}{19060}Daniel comes back in a heap,|in a naked heap, in the first episode.
{19062}{19114}Daniel naked is not a pretty sight,
{19116}{19211}especially when he's unshaved,|cos he's like a werewolf.
{19213}{19272}He's like one of the Baldwin brothers.
{19327}{19432}We establish in an episode|called "Ascension" in the...
{19448}{19518}fifth season of the show, phew!
{19524}{19638}Fifth season, we established where|characters who are these Ancients
{19640}{19742}descend, as it were,|back to earth to complete tasks
{19744}{19809}or to become human again,|if they so choose,
{19811}{19902}and that's what happens to Daniel,|he's chosen to come back.
{19904}{20058}This is the place where Daniel Jackson|comes back into the series, right?
{20060}{20085}No.
{20087}{20202}Michael Shanks|is intelligent, brooding...
{20204}{20274}He's probably the biggest enigma|of all of us.
{20276}{20321}What?
{20323}{20371}We're both big pains in the ass,
{20373}{20441}we're both big podsters,|we always rock the boat
{20443}{20515}and question things,|maybe too much sometimes.
{20517}{20578}Why aren't you behind me|on all this? I mean...
{20580}{20659}I'm finally taking your position.|Let's build weapons.
{20661}{20716}Let's kick some Goa'uld ass.
{20718}{20780}Goa'uld are more advanced|than us in every way
{20782}{20864}and there can be no doubt|that they have hostile intentions.
{20866}{20926}Don S Davis is General Hammond.
{20928}{20997}He's the father figure.|He sketches naked women.
{20999}{21099}I've got the best job on TV,|for a lot of reasons.
{21101}{21207}They pay me a lot of money|and I don't do a lot.
{21209}{21285}- How long will it take to set up?|- Four hours, tops.
{21287}{21385}That's how long you have|to come up with a better idea.
{21387}{21463}In the real world,|in television and filmmaking,
{21465}{21585}not only don't you often|not love your fellow cast member,
{21587}{21646}you may really hate their ass.
{21648}{21752}I can't say for sure, but her|white-cell count is down significantly.
{21754}{21824}White blood cells are|a major part of our immune system,
{21826}{21881}and she's still basically human.
{21883}{21967}The arc of Janet Fraiser...|When Janet first came on board,
{21969}{22069}she didn't have a first name.|Basically, I think over the six years,
{22071}{22181}we see she's become an integral part|of the team, and a friend of the team,
{22183}{22313}and you see how strongly|she cares about her fellow members.
{22334}{22388}You dirty bastard.
{22390}{22444}- They've been eavesdropping.|- Totally.
{22446}{22571}I'm a little hyper. They sometimes|call me the Eveready Bunny.
{22647}{22713}I'm hyper so they like to|cut me off on my caffeine
{22715}{22798}and you're going "No (beep), Sherlock."|Um... Oops!
{22800}{22855}What are you smiling at?
{22873}{22966}It's just that it's my first time... in space.
{22968}{23008}Ah.
{23010}{23141}Last year was great, you know,|it was really smooth sailing.
{23143}{23261}The crew's obviously so well-oiled|at this point, you know, but...
{23263}{23344}So I came in at a good time.|It was really a breeze, you know.
{23346}{23402}All I had to do was memorise my lines,
{23404}{23470}show up on time|and enjoy the ride, you know.
{23472}{23564}I love watching these actors act.
{23566}{23631}I'm really awed by|a lot of the work they do.
{23633}{23693}We're getting out, Edwards.
{23720}{23799}- This is my command.|- OK.
{23831}{23920}Nobody fights on this show.|I can say there have been moments
{23922}{24021}where we get on each other's nerves|because six years, it's a family.
{24023}{24078}- You mean I didn't that time?|- He went early.
{24080}{24109}- Damn.|- We'll fix it.
{24111}{24151}I'll get him.
{24153}{24219}"Don't you guys get sick|of each other?" We say
{24221}{24330}"Between season two and five,|yeah, but then that..."
{24342}{24406}Let's be real here: It should be fun.
{24408}{24496}We're not saving lives,|we're entertaining them.
{24498}{24609}Stargate crew.|There's definitely a story behind this
{24611}{24661}because they make this place run.
{24663}{24724}It's the best group of people on the planet.
{24726}{24782}It's the best crew I've ever worked with.
{24784}{24866}(interviewer) Yeah, well,|what are some of their names?
{24868}{24893}Um...
{24934}{24959}I...
{24985}{25080}It's the crew. I don't know.|We don't talk or anything like that.
{25100}{25168}I'm Michael Shanks and you're watching
{25170}{25230}The Lowdown on Stargate SG-1|on Sci Fi.
{25365}{25475}Well, because the behind-the-scenes|shows are so boring, they're dry.
{25477}{25562}Our crew gets so stiff,|they take themselves so seriously.
{25564}{25643}Come on, the universe is chasing us.|Let's go!
{25678}{25738}Come on!
{25740}{25791}This door's locked. Come this way!
{25793}{25906}Directing Stargate is a little bit|like running a marathon
{25908}{25985}with big, heavy cement boots on,
{25987}{26109}because you like running the marathon,|and you're in shape to run the marathon,
{26111}{26195}but you've got these big, heavy boots on.
{26197}{26278}See where my nose is?|This is like the camera looking at 'em.
{26280}{26366}I'm the camera looking at 'em|and we're flying along like this.
{26368}{26465}Because of the fact that it's such|a huge machine to move around,
{26467}{26514}there's like a million trucks...
{26516}{26548}Living the dream.
{26550}{26624}...10,000 people|and you've got all this stuff to do,
{26626}{26712}and these scripts are like|these big tomes of visual effects
{26714}{26803}and you have about|seven and a half days to prep them.
{26805}{26901}This is a theodolite|or something like that.
{26903}{26985}Think this thing's gonna be|working in my lifetime?
{27006}{27077}This is my biggest and I think only fan.
{27101}{27174}The death gliders come in like this...|That won't happen.
{27292}{27400}You've got live-action photography,|computer animation, matte paintings...
{27557}{27641}...a big visual effects department|and a big art department,
{27643}{27753}and because we're going|to different worlds every week,
{27755}{27863}it's quite formidable,|the task in front of us.
{27865}{27975}What used to take us an hour and a half|to set up takes us 20 minutes now,
{27977}{28095}a bluescreen shot, so that enables us|to get a lot more money on the screen.
{28097}{28163}So if you take an evolution in the script
{28165}{28219}and the script gets better and better
{28221}{28337}and the set operation gets better and|better, you end up with a better show.
{28339}{28405}And... explosion.
{28425}{28526}Here you can see the wonderful|Jackson Pit here in sunny Maple Ridge.
{28528}{28580}I've got my anti-rain gear on.
{28582}{28646}We anticipated|some lousy weather out here
{28648}{28804}but we've got a big crew of people|and lots of extras for "Orpheus".
{28806}{28945}I think we've shot in every pit|in Vancouver, you know, Stokes Pit,
{28947}{29027}this pit, you know.|We're all over the place.
{29029}{29079}This is my pretty look.
{29101}{29162}Traditionally we don't shoot night
{29164}{29295}because it's very time-consuming|but it looks really, really cool.
{29548}{29602}(yelling)
{29672}{29727}This is a death camp, a labour camp,
{29729}{29811}where they actually|work rebel Jaffa to death,
{29813}{29977}and to inspire them into working even|harder, they grab a couple of slackers
{29979}{30067}and take them over to|the execution pit and they kill them,
{30069}{30132}which is what I like to do|to inspire our crew.
{30134}{30211}Once in a while I'll take a grip|or an electrician
{30213}{30313}or even a crafts service person|and I'll take them and I'll kill them.
{30373}{30462}The lava rock,|if you can believe this, is rented.
{30464}{30560}We have to give it back,|so don't break that lava rock,
{30562}{30618}make sure that lava rock stays intact
{30620}{30686}because we have to give that back.|It's a rental.
{30688}{30738}And one big...
{30740}{30818}That's the one!|Then when he pulls that move...
{30820}{30901}(laughing) That was good.
{30903}{30953}(gunfire)
{31023}{31136}In the end, you watch the show and|you go "I froze my bag off for that?!"
{31149}{31194}(Carter) No welcoming party.
{31196}{31259}Someone's been reading Martha Stewart.
{31261}{31415}I'm basically in charge of|the visual aspect of the show.
{31417}{31518}If sets are designed by Bridget and Peter,
{31520}{31615}I will illustrate those sets to give|the directors and the executives
{31617}{31689}a clear image of what|the finished product will look like.
{31691}{31772}Basically my goal|is just to provide them with
{31774}{31832}as near to what they'll arrive at on the day
{31834}{31970}whether it be dress location or a visual|effect that's worked into a location.
{31972}{32059}What we have here is hallways
{32061}{32173}and this whole area, of which|I think you just saw an aerial shot,
{32175}{32314}will be used as our Goa'uld hallways|for all of season seven.
{32345}{32481}There's a lot of ships that are just|different lighting setups.
{32498}{32561}- Where to now?|- It all looks the same from here.
{32563}{32622}You've seen one ship,|you've seen them all.
{32829}{32930}We could put a control board right here
{32932}{32989}and someone could be|working the control board
{32991}{33113}and referring back to a System Lord|in a big captain's chair.
{33115}{33275}In fact, I think that is part of the plan,|that Anubis will be hanging out here
{33277}{33339}and his Jaffa will be saying
{33341}{33412}"There's an enemy ship off port bow,"|and he'll say
{33414}{33458}(mimics static)
{33460}{33497}"Destroy them"...
{33499}{33577}Now I will destroy Abydos.
{33579}{33624}...and it'll be very fascinating.
{33626}{33689}The visual effects|are some of the best on TV.
{33691}{33791}Our guys are fantastic, but we throw|a lot of money at them to do that,
{33793}{33858}some might say too much.
{33860}{33936}Other areas of the show suffer.
{33938}{34094}For example, I get one little tub of hair|product at the beginning of the year
{34096}{34149}and it has to last me the whole year.
{34151}{34222}Whenever you see a spaceship|on Stargate SG-1,
{34224}{34331}more than likely we've done|CG alien characters,
{34333}{34398}a virtual world that doesn't exist.
{34400}{34514}We'll create it on the computer using|high-end computer graphic software.
{34516}{34583}An average episode will be 20 to 30 shots.
{34585}{34661}A really big episode will be 110 shots.
{34663}{34791}You know, there's lots of great acting,|great stories, great make-up,
{34793}{34891}but there's one thing|that makes this show a hit.
{34893}{34931}We'll blow something up now.
{35359}{35446}That wasn't bad.|It didn't suck too badly, did it?
{35510}{35638}There was supposed to be this huge ship|and it was supposed to be in the distance,
{35640}{35699}so, you know,|you tell someone "huge ship",
{35701}{35752}OK, there's gonna be a big ship.
{35754}{35848}So all of our reactions were just|like "Oh, there's a huge ship."
{35850}{35994}So when we saw the episode,|this ship was massive
{35996}{36052}and our reactions were just, like, "Oh."
{36054}{36106}That's the last time we ever got caught
{36108}{36208}underestimating what would be on,|cos we just looked dopey.
{36210}{36292}So now anytime they say that|something's gonna be spectacular,
{36294}{36407}we take it for as big as we can,|our reactions,
{36409}{36477}because it's gonna be spectacular.
{36479}{36550}I mean, just the production value on this,
{36552}{36685}it's like doing a little feature|every week. It's really amazing.
{36850}{36947}Whenever you blow something up,|you have to have it particleised,
{36949}{37016}you have to have bits and pieces|of something come out.
{37018}{37077}So for "Full Circle",
{37079}{37189}we ended up building a $100,000|pyramid. We rebuilt the pyramid.
{37191}{37254}It was a difficult show to write|as we didn't know
{37256}{37339}whether the series was ending,|we didn't know whether it'd be
{37341}{37417}a bit of a stepping stone|to the feature film,
{37419}{37486}or whether we'd come back|for a seventh season.
{37488}{37568}So it had to encompass|all of those story elements,
{37570}{37683}it had to serve as|potentially a series finale,
{37685}{37778}and so we wanted it to be big,|we wanted it to be an extravaganza.
{37780}{37886}I think that the first budget came in|at somewhere around $50,000
{37888}{38000}and we went "Well, that's a very big|single viz effect for us."
{38002}{38114}And then the second one came in at|$100,000 and we're sitting there going
{38116}{38231}"This is kind of too big" - even though|it may be the last show we ever do,
{38233}{38344}we still have gliders blowing up|and we got all this stuff happening.
{38346}{38425}"Should we do this?"|But we'd committed to this pyramid.
{38427}{38495}There's people making these little blocks
{38497}{38556}and things like this|that have to be blown up,
{38558}{38632}and on the day when it blew up,|it looked amazing.
{38897}{38952}(distorted) I compose the music for SG-1?
{38954}{39067}I'm not sure what you're talking about.|I'm not sure I've heard of the show.
{39069}{39168}I don't know who this|Richard Dean Anderson is.
{39170}{39219}I'm not clear what you mean.
{39232}{39321}You know, we did not agree|on lights or anything like that.
{39323}{39373}This is not what we talked about.
{39375}{39483}At first, on SG-1, it's one of those|classic Hollywood Cinderella stories.
{39485}{39535}My agent knew the producers
{39537}{39615}and agreed to kick back|half my salary to the producers,
{39617}{39697}and it worked out beautifully.
{39699}{39767}And it worked out really well|for the producers.
{39769}{39865}They have very nice houses.|The producers will call me,
{39867}{39982}and Robert loves to hum|little melodies over the phone
{39984}{40073}as we go through the show, so,|"Can we have some music?", he goes
{40075}{40112}(scats)
{40114}{40184}I'll go "How do you want it to go?"|He'll go "doo-doo-doo",
{40186}{40269}and I go "You mean doo-doo-doo?"|And he'll go "That's exactly it."
{40271}{40376}And that's really how the music|develops, and it's worked out very well.
{40392}{40471}On Stargate SG-1,|we have an unlimited budget.
{40473}{40561}The producers say I can do anything|I want, use as many instruments,
{40563}{40624}as many musicians...
{40656}{40752}Basically unlimited. We generally|go to England for every episode,
{40754}{40843}use the LSO - that would be|the London Symphony Orchestra.
{40880}{40918}(zapping)
{40920}{40963}(engines)
{40965}{41056}The sound effects ruin everything.|They make my life miserable.
{41058}{41140}They step on my music.
{41142}{41226}I believe they aren't|paying attention to what's on-screen.
{41228}{41295}I believe they do it|because they don't like me.
{41297}{41340}I don't like them either.
{41342}{41400}- Oh, this has a zoom.|- (man) Yes.
{41402}{41527}Jeez! You have the best gear.|You guys got the best gear.
{41529}{41573}Rrr!
{41575}{41625}(Stargate SG-1 on TV)
{41772}{41879}You want me to be serious?|OK, I'll be really serious.
{41881}{41925}We get the show Monday morning.
{41927}{41992}We play video games|until Friday afternoon
{41994}{42111}and then Friday afternoon we do the|score and deliver it Saturday morning.
{42166}{42224}Stargate SG-1 is a very funny show.
{42226}{42302}The next session's|about the comedy and humour.
{42304}{42397}Stargate? There's nothing|funny about this show, really.
{42399}{42491}As you see, it's a lovely day in|scenic Vancouver, British Columbia,
{42493}{42593}and we're gonna take a little break.|That's to keep costs down,
{42595}{42676}because instead of having one hour,|we're gonna give you two half-hours,
{42678}{42727}so more bang for your buck, right?
{42729}{42791}Anyway, hit the pause button,|get a sandwich,
{42793}{42862}check out the interactive menus,|do whatever you want,
{42864}{42914}but we'll be right back.